Dennis Miller Rants About War and the French

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[locopolitico]

Here's a complete transcript of Dennis Miller's hilarious rant on the "Tonight Show With Jay Leno" a couple weeks back. A few choice lines: "I would call the French scum bags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum." "If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign that says Bush is Hitler, forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler."

[uncitizen]

I believe there is definitely a trend toward conservatism in our country. Which may be why more and more conservative celebs are coming out of the woodwork lately.

[Centurion2000]

Just clicked on your profile page and after seeing that graphic, you must be a scumbag sleeper troll

[Capt. Tom]

Dennis, I see you in a whole new light. I'm glad to see that you've come back from the Dark Side.

Dennis came over in a trade deal. We traded Arianna Huffington for Dennis Miller. - Tom

[L,TOWM]

I have had about enough of this paleo Rothbardian, crypto Randian, paint anybody a fascist who is not running nekkid through the trees with a bong in one hand and a copy of "The Ominous Paralells" in the other, Barabara Streisand. Go take it to LF eshu. You'll fit right in.

Alright Mod, last time was a private request. Now its going public. Can we get this stinking pile offal out of here, permanently? Abuse button pushed.

[apeman81]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is just SOOOO lame!

[apeman81]

Damn! Dennis, that was a great rant. I love it!

[Exit148]

Talking about the French --- Here's a link to Cavuto's "Common Sense" program ender to France.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,81128,00.html

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Great editorial.

[RedWing9]

Hmmmm, 2 hours later and still not gone... Have the mods seen his "home page"???

[A_perfect_lady]

East Korea? Hm. Still, good stuff. I always did like Dennis Miller.

[SAMWolf]

Great rant! Thanks for the link

[L,TOWM]

He!!, I've alerted them twice today on this clymer. Are the Scandinavian Felines asleep today?

[general_re]

Hmmmm, 2 hours later and still not gone... Have the mods seen his "home page"???

Cosmic justice is slow but inexorable :^)

[dighton]

"Local Man Dies in Mysterious Bong Blast"

[L,TOWM]

Well, Halleluah. I was getting ready to plagarize Poohbah's "WHERE IS ZOT? THE WORLD WONDERS." Maybe I'll lurk a little in the sewer today, and see some more vitriol about THE NASTY LITTLE CLIQUE(tm).

[giotto]

I saw Ed Harris one night speaking at a pro-choice — pro-choice rally. Ed Harris the actor said we shouldn't go to war. I was thinking if you can't get your head around the war, why don't you just think of it as choosing to abort Saddam Hussein. Wouldn't that be a rationale that you could possibly —

He was in fine form, judging from the transcript. I wish I'd seen it.

[P-Marlowe]

eshu signed up 2002-06-20.
This account has been banned.

[Poohbah]

That's actually hchutch's trademark. Mine's the Emergency Action Message with the authenticator sequence from By Dawn's Early Light.

[billbears]

That in itself is sad. I truly believe Miller got too conservative over the years for HBO. HBO Comedy still has his old shows and you can see that his opinion really started changing about 97-98. And what did HBO replace Miller with? Bill Maher. Can't stomach it to watch him, although I may try to catch the repeat this weekend

[watchin]

"I used to be a liberal"

This is not comedy, it's poetry.