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National guardman changed his name to a toy
WKCY TV Ohio ^ | 18 March 2003 | Vic Gideon

Posted on 03/20/2003 12:05:58 PM PST by homeagain balkansvet

CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.


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Imagine! Naming yourself after a toy.....
1 posted on 03/20/2003 12:05:58 PM PST by homeagain balkansvet
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To: homeagain balkansvet
I wish I thought of it first!
2 posted on 03/20/2003 12:07:51 PM PST by proust
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To: homeagain balkansvet
He should have went with Silly Putty.
3 posted on 03/20/2003 12:08:38 PM PST by dead
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To: proust
My wife calls me He-Man :)
4 posted on 03/20/2003 12:09:06 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
"OK, PRIVATE Optimus Prime, I have some latrines for you to wash."
5 posted on 03/20/2003 12:09:39 PM PST by martin_fierro (FRUCK FANCE!)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
Well, if it makes him feel better, it's fine by me. I mean, it's no weirder than people taking African or Islamic names.

Becides, if he serves long enough, maybe he can become General Optimus Prime and lead CENTCOM against the future dictator of Iraq... Megatron.
6 posted on 03/20/2003 12:09:39 PM PST by adamyoshida
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To: homeagain balkansvet
Actually...

If it makes the guy happy, why give him a hard time over it?
7 posted on 03/20/2003 12:10:12 PM PST by Poohbah (Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
Just call me Slinky :)
8 posted on 03/20/2003 12:10:16 PM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
I would have gone for "Starscream."
9 posted on 03/20/2003 12:10:32 PM PST by Sloth ("I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" -- Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander)
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To: dead
At least it's more respectable than Shrinky Dink or Betsy Wetsy. I think.
10 posted on 03/20/2003 12:10:41 PM PST by LeftIsSinister (I've already run out of witty or relevant tag lines!)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
LOL....
11 posted on 03/20/2003 12:10:45 PM PST by amused (Republicans for Sharpton!)
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To: homeagain balkansvet
Optimus Prime-

Would you argue with this guy?

12 posted on 03/20/2003 12:11:28 PM PST by Cable225
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To: dead
Better than Ken or Barbie or Mr. Potato Head.
13 posted on 03/20/2003 12:12:59 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
LOL - Reminds me of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club from the Little Rascles!!
14 posted on 03/20/2003 12:13:06 PM PST by areafiftyone
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To: homeagain balkansvet

what ever gets you through the night...


15 posted on 03/20/2003 12:13:42 PM PST by new cruelty
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To: Green Knight
Ping
16 posted on 03/20/2003 12:14:01 PM PST by Angelus Errare
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To: proust
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."


17 posted on 03/20/2003 12:14:19 PM PST by Green Knight (As it so happens, I bought Transformers Season 2 Part 1 on DVD only 3 days ago.)
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To: Poohbah
Maybe it makes people happy to give him a hard time over it. :-)
18 posted on 03/20/2003 12:14:44 PM PST by Tribune7
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To: homeagain balkansvet
"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.

I know a kid who went through exactly the same thing, but when he grew up he renamed himself “Lispy Priest.”

19 posted on 03/20/2003 12:15:29 PM PST by dead
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To: Sloth
yeah, starscream was cool!


20 posted on 03/20/2003 12:15:50 PM PST by new cruelty
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