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AN A TO Z OF THE CLINTON PRESIDENCY (Hilarious)
The Spectator ^ | January 13th 2001 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 06/16/2003 10:21:20 AM PDT by Pubbie

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"Big Chief Talking Bull"

Hahahaha!

1 posted on 06/16/2003 10:21:20 AM PDT by Pubbie
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To: Pubbie
As Elizabeth Wurtzel observed in her book Bitch, Bill Clinton 'has made being full of shit not just a mere peccadillo, but in fact the greater part of his personality'.

Heh.

2 posted on 06/16/2003 10:25:30 AM PDT by cgk (Bob Geldof: "President Bush is radical, in a positive sense. Clinton did f*&% all.")
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To: Pubbie
LOL
3 posted on 06/16/2003 10:27:35 AM PDT by CGVet58 (I still miss my ex-wife... but my aim is improving!)
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To: Pubbie
the DNA stain on the Constitution

That's muh favorite...

5 posted on 06/16/2003 10:31:39 AM PDT by aBootes
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To: Pubbie
Steyn is my absolute favorite, and this has to be one of his best.
6 posted on 06/16/2003 10:34:11 AM PDT by Clara Lou
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To: Pubbie
The DNA stain on the Constitution,the Presidency,the White House,etc and on and on.He failed to mention his disgraceful leave taking ceremony on the day President Bush was sworn in.Gag and Barf.I love Steyn.
7 posted on 06/16/2003 10:34:35 AM PDT by MEG33
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To: Pubbie
Perhaps this column could be made into a hand-out, for anyone able to participate in a "FReep Hillary" event. Handing these out to onlookers would be a public service.
8 posted on 06/16/2003 10:49:46 AM PDT by Cordova Belle
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To: Pubbie
My contribution to the Clinton legacy:

clin-ton (clint’ n) [after Bill Clinton, late 20th century disbarred U.S. president whose administration is remembered primarily for impeachment, corruption and scandals.
Commonly referred to as:
DIRTPOTUSDisbarred Impeached Rapist Treasonous President Of The United States]
and as ’Clinton bin Lyin’

    --n.   1. Any lewd advance towards a person of the opposite gender, usually involving touching …*The boss did a clinton on his defenseless secretary*     2. Any instance of speech or conduct involving calculated deception …*The press conference on Kosovo was a real clinton*     3. Clintonitis A virus enduring all immune-system countermeasures of rejection …*Clintonitis is like a case of a sexually transmitted disease that just won't go away. The full extent of the pernicious aliment politicus Clintonitis, long unmentionable in mixed company, has intruded in full disgusting conspicuousness upon the national consciousness. *      4. clintonoid To adhere to, defend and support blindly, regardless of evidence, to speak with guile and malice; possessing the worst attributes of the First Felon ….* The clintonoid presstitutes, Brokaw, Jennings, Rather, Rivera, continued to spike all news detrimental to the administration.*      --vt.  1. To grope a person of the opposite gender in an unwelcome, unwanted manner …*He tried to clinton the man’s wife*     2. To communicate in a manner which clouds the truth by omitting essential information, or by playing with the meaning of words, or by other such deceptive means …*He clintoned his answer so much that nobody understood it*     3. To shamelessly promote a falsehood as the truth…*"Ken Starr – out of control," clintoned the media. President Bush’s Economy was the worst in the last 50 years was largely clintoned by the mainstream press *      --vi.  1. To act in a boorish manner while self- righteously maintaining the appearance of dignity …*He continued to clinton while the polls held up*      --adj.  1.Characterized by sleaziness or deceptiveness, lacking moral guidance …*It was a classic clintonian response* or *America’s downfall was due to the clintonization of society*      2. To foster divisiveness among races, creeds, genders, generations, classes, occupations, political parties…*The clintonized warring factions were not willing to enter peace talks* 3. Clintonesque - adj. describing a deceptive use of language via careful parsing of words to render a sentence meaningless or intentionally opposite of it's obvious meaning. Eg. ("To answer the question "Is he having an affair?" with "No, he's having lunch."
See also: Apologies (Africa, Asia, Central America, Europe, Mexico, South America), Arkansas State Troopers (as pimps), Arkancide, Arkcident, ‘Bill of Rights’ abrogation, "better put some ice on that", Bible (10 pound prop for PR), bimbos, bin Laden support, Black churches burning,, blue dress presidoo, Boy/Eagle Scouts, bureaucratic snafus, Cabinet investigations/indictments, Chinese Wars, cigar tricks, Clinton fatigue, Clinton LIEbrary, Clintonspeak, compartmentalize, Constitutional Crisis, criticisms of present sitting wartime president, demonization of opponents, DiCaprio interviews, disbarment, "Doing the “work for the American people" = fundraising, draft dodging, Dreamworks’ scandals, Elian, seizure/drugging/deportation, e-mails (100,000-1,000,000zip disks), Enron (Ken Lay/India), equivocate, enablers & apologists, "even presidents have personal lives.", Executive Orders, Federal Land Grabs, fighting impeachment he had "saved the Constitution.", foreign boondoggle trips (Africa >$55 MIL, China >$78MIL. India >$58MIL), foreign deployments, ‘getting a Lewinsky’, grifter, gun confiscation, Hollywood money/influence, Homosexuals in military, Ignoring terrorists, Illegal (Campaign Funds, FBI files, travel office, missile technology transfer), impeachment, inactions against terrorists(Kholabar Towers, Somolia, US Embassies, USS COLE, World Trade Towers), inappropriate, indefensible, ‘is’ is, internationalizing U.S. law via Kyoto Global Warming Treaty and ICC, etc., .Iraq appeasement, Las Alamos top secret files/fires, Leavenworth, lies, Limited English Proficiency (LEPers), Lincoln bedroom rentals, lost civil liberties, lost legacy, martial law, medical records stonewalling, military nonreenlistments, military unpreparedness, missile technology transfers, "mistakes were made", Moscow (40 days/nights-1969), mother/grandmother conflicts, mulligans, National Health Plan, NATO aggression (Clinton’s Wars), North Korean Appeasement, North Korea Nuclear weapons, obfuscate, obstruction of justice, Opprobrium, oral sex, Oval Office pantry, Oval Office sink, perjury, ‘plunge’ protection team, politics of personal destruction, presidoo, presidential kneepads, ‘presstitutes’ prevaricate, scumbag, secret police, sedition, social engineering (abortion, entitlements, guns, health care, homosexuals, tobacco), Soviet Union resurrection, spin, stonewall, Syrian appeasement, tainted Arkansas prison blood (Japan, Canada), Taiwan abandonment, "they’re mean to me", thong, treason, UN Sovereignty Rebellion, "vulgarizes everything he touches", ‘Wag-the-Dog (Monica bombs, Afghanistan, Iraq (Impeachment bombings), Kosovo, Pakistan, Serbia, Sudan), Waco, Western Forest fire-fighting money diverted, White House ‘coffees’, White House travel office, White House pastors, White House ‘porn downloads’, WhiteWater, women (Barbra, Gennifer, Christine, Denise, Dolly, Eleanor, Elizabeth Ward, Juanita, Kathleen, Linda, Monica, Paula, Sharon , Susan, etcetera...etcetera...etcetera...), “worst economy in 50 years”(guess Democrat Carter’s administration didn’t count),

Col Homes /Clinton..
Bill Clinton's letter to Col. Eugene Holmes, Director of the ROTC program at the University of Arkansas ..3 December 1969.

Copy - 1992 Affidavit by Lt. Col. Holmes:Regarding Bill Clinton's Draft Evasion

Somolia..
"Clinton's Somalia Fiasco" --Ranger's letter to WSJ
Source: Wall Street Journal; Published: August 16, 2002; Author John Belman

9 posted on 06/16/2003 10:51:48 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen
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To: Clara Lou
His writing is far more deserving of a Pulitzer Prize than that formulaic stuff Maureen Dowd churns out; but my understanding is that Steyn is Canadian, so I guess he doesn't qualify.
10 posted on 06/16/2003 11:03:41 AM PDT by nana4bush
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To: Pubbie
the DNA stain on the Constitution

Heh heh.

11 posted on 06/16/2003 11:13:26 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: Pubbie
Good post! Enjoyed it very much.
12 posted on 06/16/2003 11:22:21 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Pubbie
But, like the third hour of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, eventually you've had enough.

Ain't that the truth.

Funny, didn't this movie end with the jackpot being found under a "W"? ;-)

13 posted on 06/16/2003 11:40:00 AM PDT by TotusTuus
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To: firebrand; StarFan; Dutchy; stanz; RaceBannon; Cacique; Clemenza; rmlew; NYC GOP Chick; ...
ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

14 posted on 06/16/2003 11:41:46 AM PDT by nutmeg
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To: doug from upland
ping!
15 posted on 06/16/2003 11:42:03 AM PDT by nutmeg
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Ping!
16 posted on 06/16/2003 12:43:58 PM PDT by Mochamadness (First Team, Sound the Warhorns, and Forging the Warrior Spirit (JRTC))
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To: Pubbie
bump to read later
17 posted on 06/16/2003 12:45:53 PM PDT by eyespysomething (Breaking down the stereotypes of soccer moms everyday!)
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To: Pubbie
Bump!
18 posted on 06/16/2003 3:23:44 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Do not remove tag under penalty of law.)
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To: Pubbie
"O" should have been for Oval Office Sink -- his favorite sex partner.
19 posted on 06/16/2003 6:53:41 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Hillary: The Most Powerful Viagra Antidote)
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"O" should have been for Oval Office Sink -- his favorite sex partner"

Do you think Klinton will be running for NY Mayor. It will be rather hilarious (for me) to watch Clintoon try to govern the ungovernable city.

At least his mayorship will be a hell of a show - for those living outside NY of course...



20 posted on 06/16/2003 7:39:16 PM PDT by Pubbie (Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
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