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Man cuts off penis, eats it
The Sunday Times ^
| July 13 2003
Posted on 07/13/2003 7:00:36 AM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday I sure would like to know which hallucinogin we're talking about here....
To: Young Werther
"Could we get some of those pills for the Bill Meister? "LOL, That would end our long national embarrassment wouldn't it.
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posted on
07/13/2003 7:29:02 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
To: mountaineer
Hope he got a refund. (stealing some comedian's material here) -- How come these voices in people's heads are always telling them to do stuff like this instead of, say, "Hey, Bob, MOW THE LAWN NOW!" or sumpin' like that?
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posted on
07/13/2003 7:29:58 PM PDT
by
Kip Lange
("And yet it moves.")
To: Jim Cane
...stumping...Stumping! LMAO
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posted on
07/13/2003 8:16:59 PM PDT
by
wysiwyg
(What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
To: wysiwyg
Wierd BUMP
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posted on
07/13/2003 8:54:29 PM PDT
by
dcwusmc
("The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself.")
To: dcwusmc
***The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it***
Bet his ex-wife was a ventriloquist!
To: P.O.E.
Was it a Ballpark Frank?
To: DannyTN
My hallucinations in sleep consist of visions of food to never eat again or you will be this sick or maybe worse.
Can't imagine hacking my self up.
Sounds like urban legend.
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posted on
07/13/2003 10:14:22 PM PDT
by
oceanperch
(Confession is good for the soul, oops I boasted again.)
To: Hacksaw; Jim Cane
LeRoy, while alcohol may cause liver damage, it least it doesn't make you fry your penis!Right, alcohol increases only violence directed at others---much better.
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:09:35 AM PDT
by
MrLeRoy
(The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. - Jefferson)
To: knighthawk
Lets see, what is the Libertarian argument for why drugs should be legal again?
To: RedBloodedAmerican
- From
Gone with the Wind "Damnly, Scarlett, I don't have a Frank."
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:26:02 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
To: DB
"Why does this sound exactly like the story a few weeks ago about some guy cuting off, frying and eating his toes???" Maybe frying and eating body parts is the latest trend in self-mutilation behavior. Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:27:28 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: reagan_fanatic
"They plump when you cook 'em " Well, if that's the effect he was going for, wouldn't viagra have been better?
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:28:44 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: knighthawk
GUH-ROSS!!!!
To: knighthawk
When you hear voices telling you to do stupid shi#, tell them to FO. If you obey them they will get you into trouble every time. And another thing, why don't the voices ever recommend good things, like say for instance, "Go brush your teeth" or "Drink more milk". But noooooooooo. It's always something like "Go kill your entire family" or "Unconcede this election and try to steal it".
At least the guy cooked it first. Raw unit would be disgusting.
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:31:19 AM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(My mind is aglow whirling with transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention)
To: DannyTN
"Could the guy in a hallucinatory fit wanted to one-up the other? I think he succeeded." Yeah, I can just see the other guy sitting there...."uhhhh, okay dude. You win."
So who's the real winner, the one with no brain and no penis or the one who has both at the end of the contest?
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:37:02 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: Kip Lange
"This is the first post up at the top when I log in. What the heck does *that* say? " Either it's a real slow news day, or "normal" insanity just isn't the thrill it used to be.
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posted on
07/14/2003 6:44:00 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: knighthawk
To: knighthawk
I may be wrong, but I don't think this is the first time I read this story. I wonder how many of these are true?
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posted on
07/14/2003 7:32:44 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.)
To: knighthawk
I wonder if he's saving the balls for last....?
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posted on
07/14/2003 7:38:06 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.)
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