hahahahaha.
“12 themes, such as...doing good,”
One thing you can say about Clinton, “she done good” but not in the Christian sense.
Her Heinous is going to publish devotionals on forgiveness and doing good. BJ Billy is going to publish devotionals on chastity and marital fidelity. Chelsea, on the rewards of working hard. Just one big, happy family...
That would be light reading..................
“Hillary has not been a regular churchgoer since leaving the White House, although daughter Chelsea did get married in a church”
Talk about damning with faint praise!
“How To Scam Your Fellow Co-Religionists”
A close friend grew up Methodist. At least one Methodist minister openly does not believe Jesus rose from the dead.
Sounds like a Babylon Bee article.
“Hey, these pages are all blank!”
But... “separation of church and staaaaaaaaaaate!!”
lol...this is SO transparent. She lost precisely because deeply religious people KNOW she’s practically Satan incarnate and so now she’s disguising herself as an angel of light.
She’s going after Trump’s evangelical base!
Good luck with that.
As Groucho Marx said, approximately, “If you can fake sincerity, you’ve got it made.”
‘Out Satan Out!’
excerpted from the Inspirational Hillary Meme:
Forget making up lies, forget being responsible, just remember to forget things, and those things that are forgotten won’t be remembered by anyone alive in 1 to 100 years, even sooner in the case of some internet hackers or former lovers...
Nothing lasts forever and except my eternal desire to be the most powerful woman in the world. and the russians did it.
I should be entitled “Mamom and Money: My Guides to a Better Life”.
Hillary belongs to “The Church of I’m Going to Get Mine Now”.
Hillary is God. Bill is Co-God
The Clinton Foundation is their Church
Bank Deposits are their Bible
Favorite religious slogan: “No pay, no pray (i.e. play)” AND
“In God we trust; all others pay cash”
Favorite religious philosopher: P.T. Barnum - “There’s a sucker born every minute”
Hillary can no longer enter a church without first bathing in holy water.
The United Methodists: We’re ALMOST as gay as the Episcopalians.
She’ll have plenty of time to read in prison.
Stuff like this really makes me believe God will hit the reset switch very soon. Do United Methodist (Are there different sects in UM?) redact parts of the Bible they disagree with both in promoting behaviors as well as their earthly ideology?