VIDEO: My Suggestion on How to Speed Up YPP Reviews (DUmmie FUnnies SURGING!!!)
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| March 27, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO After the euphoria of my DUmmie FUnnies channel bursting through the 1000 subs count this morning, I realized there was still the YPP review process it has to go through. From
what I have read and heard, although this review is supposed to take only about a month, it often goes for much longer. Therefore I have made a suggestion in this video on how to speed up the process. Basically it is that YouTube should tap into a very available pool of volunteers to quickly move the review process along. This would both lower the heavy review work...
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VIDEO DUmmie FUnnies: John Hickenlooper: I Watched "Deep Throat" With My Mom
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| March 22, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Democrat presidential candidate John Hickenlooper appeared on a CNN Presidential Town Hall and told host Dana Bash that he took his mother to watch "Deep Throat" at a movie theater. That
statement instantly took Hickenlooper from a nobody to suddenly being in the limelight but at what expense? What could be creepier than watching a porn flick with your own mother? Well, possibly making up a story that you saw a porn flick with your own mother. In this video I discuss discrepancies in Hickenlooper's story which leads to the sick possibility he just made it up from publicity...
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DUmmie FUnnies VIDEO: Beto O'Rourke Is 'The Candidate'
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| March 14, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO While watching Beto O'Rourke announce his candidacy for president today, his empty platitudes and shallow buzzwords sounded very familiar. And
then it hit me. Beto O'Rourke is "The Candidate." Not just a candidate but "The Candidate" as in the 1972 movie of the same name starring Robert Redford as Bill McKay as "The Candidate."
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Hillary Gollum MUST Have Her 2020 Preciousssssss
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| March 5, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Hillary Clinton yesterday EVADED a direct question from an interviewer as to her intentions about 2020. The
TV interviewer question was this: "Can you tell me now standing here 100% that you've ruled it out?" Hillary did NOT directly answer that question which required only a "yes" or "no" reply. Instead she said she IS not running. That is ClintonSpeak for "I am not running NOW but in the future I could/will run." As you will see in this video, the Hillary Gollum MUST have her Precioussssss which was denied to her in 2008 and 2016.
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VIDEO: Should PJ Visit North Korea for DUmmie FUnnies Subs?
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| February 17, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
DUmmie FUnnies I had a Quantum Leap type recurring dream last night that gave me an idea on how I could get a YUUUUUGE number of subscriptions for the DUmmie FUnnies. The problem is that there is also a YUUUUUGE downside to the idea. Tell
me what you think? Should PJ take the risk of visiting North Korea to carry out his plan?
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DUmmie FUnnies One Month Anniversary!!!
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| February 15, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Today marks the one month anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies. Fortunately it quickly hit 100 subscribers which means I have been able to personalize this channel's URL to YouTube.com/DUmmieFUnnies. And did I detect a dissenting note of skepticism from Genesis the Mermaid?
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Jussie Smollett Hate Crime Fable Enforced by DUmmies
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| February 14, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO The official party line in DUmmieland is that you MUST believe the Jussie Smollette hate crime fable. Although
there are doubters there, they are quickly castigated and warned to believe in Jussie as you will see in this DUmmie FUnnies edition. Something very similar as what is happening in the Mainstream Media where any dissent from their original belief in this hate crime hoax is frowned upon.
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Anatomy of a Collapsing DUmmie Hate Hoax
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| February 13, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Have you noticed how the supposed "Hate Crimes" reported by the Left rarely hold up? The
latest case in point is the Jussie Smollett fairy tale about vicious rightwing MAGA hats yahoos who happen to be fans of "Empire" assaulting him in subzero weather in the middle of a Chicago snowstorm. That story is now in the process of complete collapse. However, that hasn't stopped the DUmmies from continuing to perpetrate their own Hate Hoaxes such as the one we analyze in this video. This one was so fake that even the DUmmies themselves uncovered it although many of...
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: How I Made Randi Rhodes a National Radio Star... REALLY!!!
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| February 12, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO This is the amazing but true and very HILARIOUS story about how I made Randi Rhodes a national talk radio star. When
liberal Air America first started in 2004, all its hosts were celebrities except for Randi Rhodes. So how did Randi come to the attention of Air America despite the fact that previously she was laboring in almost total obscurity? Well, what began as a joke in a movie review written by Yours Truly became all too real as you shall see in this video.
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Blame Roger Stone for Bezos Scandal
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| February 11, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Roger Stone has been under intensive scrutiny by Team Mueller for at least the past 6 months and more likely for well over a year. Plus
Stone obviously knew he was the subject of such an investigation in which his every communication including emails and phone calls were being closely monitored. Yet the DUmmies somehow believe that Stone was able to elude detection and orchestrate the Jeff Bezos scandal while being one of the most closely observed people in history.
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Mr. Virtue Signal Celebrates D-D-D-D-Diversity
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| February 7, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Mr. Virtue Signal wants to be sure you know all about his PC wonderfulness.
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmie Death Wish Triggered by Trump Shirt
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| February 5, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO The DUmmies are such wilting snowflakes that the mere sight of a Trump T-shirt can ruin their day and send them into a tailspin of fantasy death wishes against Trump supporters. Yes,
a MAGA hat and a Trump T-shirt actually has that much power over them.
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Video SPEED DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmie Complains About Broken FOSSIL FUEL Furnace
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| February 4, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO DUmmies hate fossil fuels...until they need them. Such
was the case with DUmmie SoCalDem who went into state of panic over her broken FOSSIL FUEL furnace. Of course, no irony seen in this situation by SoCalDem nor her fellow DUmmies. "I am sooooo damned cold.. Furnace broke Saturday..54 in my house"
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Cory Booker 2020 Announcement With Even More "Drumline"
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| February 1, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Cory Booker announced that he is a candidate for President in 2020. If
you watched his video announcing his candidacy it is quite obvious that he is a fan of the movie "Drumline." However, one can never get too much of watching "Drumline." Therefore this announcement video has been re-edited to add in even more "Drumline."
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: Drama Queen Showdown: Cory Booker vs Kirsten Gillibrand
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| January 31, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO Welcome to the senatorial Drama Queen Showdown in which the two top Drama Queens of the U.S. Senate battle for the title of TOP Drama Queen. In this video we pit Cory Booker against Kirsten Gillibrand to see who exhibits the most over the top melodrama.
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DUmmie FUnnies Video (3 min.): Will "I AM SPARTACUS!" Shouts from Crowd Upstage Cory Booker?
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| January 30, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
3 Minute VIDEO. There is a strong possibility that there could be a real life "I Am Spartacus" moment for Senator Cory Booker when he annouces his candidacy for President. All that it would take is for just one person in the crowd, in the middle of Booker's announcement speech, yells out
"I AM SPARTACUS!" That would be the spark that could easily trigger someone else to chime in with "I AM SPARTACUS!" Before long, Booker's candidacy announcement would be upstaged by the crowd having their own "I Am Spartacus!" moment. However, there is one thing Booker could do to...
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Hypercaffeinated DUmmie RAGE at Starbucks Guy
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| January 28, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO The DUmmies are in a state of extreme rage at the Starbuck Guy aka Howard Schultz. On the January 27 60 Minutes, Schutz all but announced his candidacy for president as an independent. This
has INFURIATED the DUmmies who have correctly realized that this could only ensure the re-election of President Trump.
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Video DUmmie FUnnies: DUmmies Bash Bernie Again
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| January 27, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEO The DUmmies are back to bashing Bernie again. Oh,
and who the hell is ANDREW YANG? One of the DUmmies is backing him for the nomination. WHO? Never heard of him. So he is going to take the field to 30 or will it be 40 candidates? Break out the popcorn! Democrat primary season should be FUn to watch.
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Text of the State of the Union Speech - Sat. Funnies
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Vanity | O01/26/2019 | Self
“My fellow Americans and Newly Arrived Immigrants. The State of The Union is great. The
economy is booming. I won’t bore you with the details since no one seems to notice. On Trade and America’s position in the world, ditto. I lowered taxes but who cares? Our Military is strong but we still can’t win any wars. My generals are working on this by being more inclusive. To enhance enlistments we will allow the severely obese, drug dealers and gender confused to join with bonuses. They are hopeful that the group counseling on white privilege that replaced the rifle range...
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Video DUmmie FUnnies (2 min): PJ Sings "DROP THE IGUANA!!!"
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| January 24, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies
2 Minute VIDEO. PJ channels his inner Calypso to sing "DROP THE IGUANA!!!" A reminder to everybody that the Iguana Man will soon have a Part 2 of his video in which he schools the angry park ranger. It
should be GREAT and I will be sure to review it. You can see the full version of the Iguana Man's encounter with the angry park ranger along with my analysis in the link below. "Angry Park Ranger Orders The Iguana Man to Break the Law"
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