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| February 25th, 2020 | The Babylon Bee
NORTH HERO, VT—After another long few weeks out on the campaign trail, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders finally got a few minutes to take a break at one of his three homes. This
particular home, his quaint, $600,000 lakeside mansion, has one of Sanders' favorite rooms in all of his homes: a "Hall of Dictators," where he hangs portraits of his favorite totalitarian despots. "Hello there, fellas," Sanders said as he closed the door behind him. "I hope I'm doin' you proud, guys." Sanders walked up to one portrait and began to caress the face of Fidel Castro. "Fidel, I'm sorry...
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