Posted on 02/26/2020 11:06:43 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner
NORTH HERO, VT—After another long few weeks out on the campaign trail, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders finally got a few minutes to take a break at one of his three homes.
This particular home, his quaint, $600,000 lakeside mansion, has one of Sanders' favorite rooms in all of his homes: a "Hall of Dictators," where he hangs portraits of his favorite totalitarian despots.
"Hello there, fellas," Sanders said as he closed the door behind him. "I hope I'm doin' you proud, guys."
Sanders walked up to one portrait and began to caress the face of Fidel Castro. "Fidel, I'm sorry they've been saying mean things about you," Sanders whispered, tears welling up in his elderly eyes. "Don't you listen to them. No, siree. One day, I'll be vindicated, once I'm in power and we flush your human rights abuses down the memory hole."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee has been on point lately, hard to tell truth from satire anymore.
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