"Intercepted Calls Prove Syrian Army Used Nerve Gas"
REALLY? The same intercepted calls that Obama uses domestically and the same intercepted calls whose content can be manipulated by any number of people?
Tell me we are not going to war on the basis of this-- that boots were on the ground and live human beings have made confirmed reports.
Whenever I meet someone Who's in the public eye And let's face it, Mr. Weiner You're in the public eye
My tender heart Tends to start to bleed.
But may I suggest a makeover I simply need to takeover You know I know Exactly what you need
Can't you see it in my face Oh. This is the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry. Carlos Danger is no more He's out the door And now for sure You. Will. Be.
POP U LURE. The right kind of POP U LURE. I'll teach you to zip your fly You won't be that guy With a camera down his pants. Oh. I'll teach you what tweets to tweet Something clean and sweet We'll make sure you get your chance to be
POP U LURE. The right kind of POP U LURE. They'll think you've become a monk 'Though they've seen your junk. Now you'll play a different show. So let's start 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go (Long. Well. Hmmm.)
Please pay attention to my frank analysis Think of it as social media dialysis. Now that you're running I'll become your pal-a-sis.
Your in advisor You need someone wiser. Someone to make you Popular. The right kind of POP U LURE. There'll be no more sexy texts With your biceps flexed. Your roaming eye will roam no more. You want to be the mayor Stop acting like a big ol' whore.
We'll try to make you POP U LURE.
Oh. Think about your dear wife Huma Hope she's got a sense of huma She should take a page from Hill-a-ry And---be--come Independent of her hubby While you sport a chatroom chubby. With all her brains and knowledge She should be FREE to be Popular. Please. I know she'd be POP U LURE. The voters want leadership Not some sexting drip. There's no question she would be Very, very popular like me.
Seriously, Huma. Woman-to-woman. If that guy doesn't zip up and unplug just kick him to the curb. And to Anthony Carlos Danger Weiner -- or whatever your name is--
As you may have guessed My disinterest In your running N-Y-C Don't know if I can bear it Your porno pop-u-lar-it TEE.
Sure you're popular Just not quite as POP U LURE as me.
You SHOULD push immigrants into citizenship. And into renouncing citizenship in other countries. They SHOULD be required to declare where their allegiances are. And they should be required to show proof of citizenship BEFORE THEY VOTE.
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