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OSAMA SINGS! "I'm surrounded in a cave!"
13 December 2001
| Silly
Posted on 12/13/2001 7:31:28 PM PST by Silly
I'm surrounded in a cave,
By Marines called Mike and Dave,
And I don't have time to smile
Or tie my shoes
I'm surrounded at this moment
And the situation's grave.
My whole life's about to foment
'Cause I love to misbehave.
Take a swig of Saudi booze,
Take a breath, prepare to snooze
In a dirt nap here in Old Afghanistan.
Take one last departing glance
At the friend inside my pants,
He has always made me feel like I'm a man.
Starch my shirt and call my momma
Tell her, "Someone called Osama
Says your little boy would like to say 'Good-bye.'"
Press my navy suit and trousers,
Thank my wives, those skanky bowsers!
And give Omar one last poke in his good eye.
Will my roommate down in Hades
Treat me like one of his ladies?
Will he dim the lights and whisper in my ear?
Will it hurt, or will it tickle,
When that pervert plants his pickle?
Guess I'll know in just a day or two, I fear.
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For Your Enjoyment, on this the [possible] eve of Osama's destruction...
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:31:28 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Obey The D
Bump.
2
posted on
12/13/2001 7:32:39 PM PST
by
Silly
To: martin_fierro; Don Joe; MHGinTN; ValerieUSA; Dr. Octagon; Norb2569; mardler; summer; shattered...
Late night bump.
3
posted on
12/13/2001 7:35:57 PM PST
by
Silly
To: proud2bRC; Pissed Off Janitor; Ragin1; christine11; goorala; GOPJ; nopardons; 2Trievers...
Further bumpitude.
4
posted on
12/13/2001 7:38:27 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Silly
A glorious example of Iambic Pentameter. Wameter.
To: Silly
You are twisted. I like that.
6
posted on
12/13/2001 7:42:22 PM PST
by
mlo
To: Samwise; hogwaller; HairOfTheDog; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Noxxus; MrFred; kristinn...
One last bump.
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:44:13 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Silly
bumpity bump
8
posted on
12/13/2001 7:45:28 PM PST
by
mardler
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: Silly
To: Silly
LOL...can I copy that and use it? I'll be playing in a little bar this weekend.
11
posted on
12/13/2001 7:49:57 PM PST
by
Ozarkie
To: Dialup Llama; Jaxgram; Keith; Untouchable; Artem55; PatriotGames; sciencediet; oldvike...
Bump.
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:50:38 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Silly
I especially like the 3rd and 4th stanzas. The final one is a little over the top for my tastes, but that's just me. Anyway, good job, Silly!
To: Ozarkie
Go ahead, buddy.
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:51:41 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Silly
May be all awaken tomorrow and find out that the bas***d is dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
To: Silly
Thanks Friend....I may just have to recite it this weekend...but I'd love to see it put to music. Who knows? I may have the folks who can do it.
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:55:14 PM PST
by
Ozarkie
To: Silly
I am your last BUMP. Well! Better bumped last than not bumped at all.
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posted on
12/13/2001 7:55:55 PM PST
by
onyx
To: Silly
Take one last departing glance
At the friend inside my pants,
He has always made me feel like I'm a man. LMAO, he may be 6'5", but I bet he's hung like a gnat.
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posted on
12/13/2001 8:03:55 PM PST
by
oldvike
To: Tennessean4Bush; sinkspur; Hillary's Lovely Legs; lavrenti; Timesink; The_Expatriate...
More?!
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posted on
12/13/2001 8:04:29 PM PST
by
Silly
To: Silly
By the way...If it's got a copyright or not....freepmail your name so I can give full credit. Because where ever I put this I want full credit to go to you. Thanks again.
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posted on
12/13/2001 8:06:16 PM PST
by
Ozarkie
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