MIDI - 500 MILES (The Proclaimers version) Where's the traitors...under what rocks are they hiding When our nation is engaged in epic war The fifth column...we know that they are conspiring And we do not want to take it any more We have heroes...they are noted for their bravery They will risk their lives defending you and me We have a press corps...that is really quite unsavory There is truth out there they don't want you to see Our soldiers found 500 tons of yellowcake uranium Our soldiers found 500 tons of yellowcake uranium Joseph Wilson...is a real SOB...