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Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Lou: ‘Why not?’ Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Yes.’ Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’ Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’...

VIDEOAbbott & Costello meet Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the result is a laugh riot.

He was the funny little guy. The chubby one who did the pratfalls, was the butt of jokes, was always being conned and abused by his tall, skinny buddy. That was the movies. In real life Lou Costello was nobody's fool. The jokester to Bud Abbott's straight-man in dozens of Abbott & Costello movies, radio skits and television shows, Costello was known in real life as a generous, caring man who loved kids and never forgot his roots. Especially his hometown of Paterson, N.J. Next weekend, Paterson will return the favor. It will throw a 100th birthday bash for the...