YOU'D THINK someone had recommended putting a pink flamingo, disco mirror ball or white tire planted with flowers at the top of the Art Museum steps. That's the reaction I saw in yesterday's vote of the Art Commission. You know, those hoity-toity, artsy-fartsy, holier-than-thou, Barnes-move-backing, quiche-eating, latte-loving, al Qaeda-inspired, vegan, no-nuke, save-the-whales, Green Party, white-Christmas-light-hanging, Birkenstock-wearing, Swiss-cheesesteak-eating dilettantes who've thrown the Rocky statute down the steps at the museum. Don't kid yourself, merely putting the statue on the grounds of the museum isn't enough. It needed to be exactly where the tourists arrive expecting to see it - at the...