Blueneck jokes (as opposed to redneck jokes) are a vast, untapped natural resource. Don't expect Hollywood jokesters to pick up on this anytime soon. You might be a Blueneck if........ Your idea of a really making a difference involves cardboard signs & slogans. Your wardrobe has at least 12 multicolor button-down shirts or blouses. You have as much w(h)ine as Jaques Cherac. You think Fidel is simply misunderstood. You actually use the term “significant other” in a sentence. The Village People look like the folks at your last cocktail party. You actually use the term “cocktail party” in a sentence....