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  • What is a FReeper? (zot)

    05/30/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT · by Uddercha0s · 183 replies · 7,024+ views
    5/30/06 | Uddercha0s
    I recently received a reply to a post that stated: "This should be beneath a "freeper". Sad." So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your "FReeper" mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I'm the first one IBTZ, I'm sure you'll nick me for speaking up..
  • Solo's Errant Spell-Check Causes 'Sea Sponge' Invasion

    03/02/2006 3:05:17 PM PST · by megimmie · 14 replies · 371+ views
    Law.com ^ | Mike McKee
    Spell-checking on his computer is never going to be the same for Santa Cruz solo practitioner Arthur Dudley. In an opening brief to San Francisco's 1st District Court of Appeal, a search-and-replace command by Dudley inexplicably inserted the words "sea sponge" instead of the legal term "sua sponte," which is Latin for "on its own motion." "Spell check did not have sua sponte in it," said Dudley, who, not noticing the error, shipped the brief to court. That left the justices reading -- and probably laughing at -- such classic statements as: "An appropriate instruction limiting the judge's criminal liability...
  • Voices From The Left (Burt Prelutsky Humor Alert)

    02/22/2006 1:02:00 AM PST · by goldstategop · 3 replies · 660+ views
    Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 02/22/06 | Burt Prelutsky
    For years, I've hated listening to the infantile blathering of America's leftists. All that was required for me to come down with a splitting headache was to hear John Kerry, Robert Byrd or Joseph Biden insist that if only they were running things, gas would cost 25 cents-a-gallon, peace would reign in the Middle East, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg would be the most conservative justice on the Supreme Court. However, not too long ago, I had an epiphany. It's not just that the liberals are annoying because of what they say, but because of the way they say it. Have...
  • A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

    01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST · by dhls · 6,336 replies · 37,707+ views
    Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll
    Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans...
  • Bye-bye Delay! So long crooks! Goodbye world, I'm gone by ZOT!

    01/08/2006 6:43:32 PM PST · by SoLongCrooks · 317 replies · 9,527+ views
    Yaa, you repukes are not doing so well, huh? Imagine, you repukes control the presidency, both houses of Congress, and appointed 7 of the 9 Supreme Court justices. Yet the Supreme Court thre out sodomy laws in all 50 states and recognized the right of government to seize land for any reason. And you couldn't pass your Social Security changes could you? Sorry, that was your last shot. Come November, we're going to start seeing more Democratic faces in the House. It's the end for you guys. You guys are celebrating when Bush's numbers go *up* to 45%. Then Faux...
  • Bush's Job Growth WORST in 50 Years (Roll out the red carpet for this “staunch Bush supporter.”)

    01/03/2006 8:29:33 AM PST · by intruder alert · 344 replies · 12,727+ views
    bopnews ^ | Hale Stewart
    Bush’s giant Right Wing Noise Machine (RWNM) loves to preach about the Bush economic miracle. In fact, the RWNM’s current thinking is Bush doesn’t spend enough time talking about his economic triumphs. If only he did, then everyone would fall in line and believe in the great Bush economic miracle. There is one problem with this argument: it’s a lie. Any way you look at the Bush economy, it comes up short. Today, I want to compare Bush’s job creation record with other economic recoveries. As usual, Bush comes up way short. The national Bureau of Economic Research has identified...
  • Seriously, Why Don't You Trolls Try Something Original?

    01/01/2006 9:27:23 AM PST · by inquisitive · 172 replies · 7,753+ views
    Why does anybody support George w Bush as President? He is clearly the worst President I have ever seen -- a complete disaster. And before you say anything, I have been a registered Republican for 25 years.
  • SICK OF PEOPLE IMPOSING THEIR RELIGOUS BELIEFS ON OTHERS

    12/27/2005 10:42:05 AM PST · by proud republican woman · 569 replies · 16,623+ views
    Freeper | December 27, 2005 | Proud Republican Woman, zotted by Archpriestess Helga, Church of the Viking Kittens
    After reading all of the crap that people have been saying regarding Adult Private Social Clubs, I felt that I had to post an article and give my opinion. I am sick and tired of all the religous groups that are saying that there are drugs, prostitution, minors, non-consenting people, and just immoral people at these clubs! First of all, who do these people think they are to decide what is morally right or wrong for me? I believe that I have a good set of morals. I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen, I work full time and...
  • The Kolbrin Bible

    12/17/2005 11:44:15 PM PST · by restornu · 3 replies · 8,726+ views
    Ancient Manuscripts ^ | circa 1184 AD | hosted by Glenn Kimball
    The Kolbrin Bible is truly special. This copy of the Kolbrin comes from the version from India. It was originally called the Bronze Book which survived the burning of the Glastonbury Abbey in 1184 AD. That is critical, because the Glastonbury Abbey is located squarely on the ground that was gifted to Joseph of Arimathea and the Virgin Mary by Christian King Avaragus after the crucifixion of Christ. The family of Avaragus launched all our western versions of Christianity, from Catholicism to Protestant churches. His family owned the Palace of the Britains in Rome, which still stands today across...
  • ZOT! Censorship alleged

    12/17/2005 5:27:56 AM PST · by Dances With Fascists · 337 replies · 7,870+ views
    Censored News & Ideas ^ | 9/11/04 | unknown
    Lies of omission about 9/11 -- stoking fears of terrorism THEY WANT YOU TO BE AFRAID The following post was censored by freerepublic.com shortly after it was posted on their "public" forum on 9/11/04. That forum is designed to appear as though it is a community forum open to all, but this post only received three responses before it and its replies were deleted, and a repeat posting at 4 am PST on 9/20/04 didn't stay online for 5 minutes! Someone is apparently watching closely over the content of the freerepublic.com forums and censoring them 24/7 (though they might have...
  • MTV or Bust

    08/12/2005 9:54:22 AM PDT · by markderian · 37 replies · 827+ views
    12. Augus.2005 | Mark Derian
    MTV or Bust MTV debuted in New York City in 1981, and as it quickly spread across the country along with the spread of cable television, it soon became known as the network that went against the grain and represented youthful defiance in America. Because of this defiant nature, MTV was not afraid to back down from political controversy. In 1985, Dee Snider, Frank Zappa, and John Denver testified before the US Senate in response to the Parents Music Resource Center’s goal of censoring records containing improper lyrics. MTV had no qualms about taking the side of these three musical...
  • GOP warns Democrats they'll face probes, too

    04/30/2005 2:26:18 PM PDT · by kingattax · 34 replies · 1,302+ views
    post-gazette.com ^ | April 29, 2005 | Karen MacPherson,
    WASHINGTON -- Angry House Republicans yesterday warned their Democratic colleagues to expect a spate of inquiries into possible ethics violations in retaliation for forcing GOP leaders to jettison controversial new rules for ethics investigations. The Republican warnings came a day after House GOP leaders, under intense pressure from Democrats and falling support in public opinion polls, made a rare policy reversal and grudgingly scrapped ethics rules they had pushed through the House only a few months ago. Republicans had contended that the rules they favored made the ethics process more fair and efficient. Democrats argued that they were intended to...
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • Why Want Bush Do Something about the cost of gas? (ZOT!!! He awaits orders from Juwish Modz.)

    03/23/2005 4:07:55 PM PST · by John Zell · 175 replies · 8,487+ views
    Gas costs so much. I cant afford it. Why want Bush do something? Don't say he can't. His daddy or his handlers could be on the phone in 2 minutes with the Rothchilds and by 1 week, oil prices would be under $20 and gas would be 1 dollar a gallon. You know it and I know it. Why want he? Do you know? Is there sombody we can call? Plaese advice.
  • ABC's The Note: Top Dems Urge McAuliffe to Stay as DNC Chair!

    01/05/2005 8:10:05 AM PST · by Dems_R_Losers · 47 replies · 1,517+ views
    ABC's The Note ^ | January 5, 2005 | Marc Ambinder
    Top Democrats, including New York Sen. Charles Schumer, are working to convince current Democratic National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe to stay at his post for at least another twelve months as the party prepares for the 2006 midterm elections. McAuliffe is due to give up the post in five weeks when his four-year term ends at the DNC's winter meeting in Washington, DC. The Democrats trying to get him to extend his tour of duty fear that the large current crop of candidates for chair has not sufficiently inspired the 440-odd voting members of the national committee, and that a...
  • I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

    12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST · by hk409 · 36,238 replies · 219,508+ views
  • Who Is Taking This Election the Hardest? (MoDowd "Looks Terrible... Aged Ten Years." MWAH-Ha-Haaa!)

    11/09/2004 6:41:26 AM PST · by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle · 67 replies · 4,153+ views
    The Kerry Spot ^ | 11/09/04 | Jim Geraghty
    Instapundit reports that in a post-Election Day appearance, Maureen Dowd "looks absolutely terrible. It's like she's aged ten years since I last saw her. Her manner is subdued, and bitter, too. I guess that explains her post-election writing. It's striking to see a pundit taking the election so hard — most actual Democratic politicians seem to be maintaining more personal distance." Well, really, who had more on the line in this campaign? A professional politician has ups and downs in his or her career; you win some races, and you lose some. But the press bet the house against...
  • VOTE FOR CHANGE CONCERT CANCELLED IN MIAMI!! (LEFT WING MELLENCAMP COULDN'T SELL TICKETS!)

    10/06/2004 11:35:41 AM PDT · by Recovering_Democrat · 196 replies · 10,407+ views
    WIOD AM RADIO ^ | 10/06/04
    JUST ANNOUNCED ON WIOD RADIO: THE VOTE FOR CHANGE CONCERT AT THE PUNY LITTLE JACKIE GLEASON THEATRE IN MIAMI BEACH HAS BEEN "POSTPONED" POSSIBLE UNTIL AFTER HURRICANE SEASON...JOHN MELLENCAMP WASN'T SELLING ENOUGH TICKETS!
  • Union: Higher Teacher Pay, Not Vouchers, Results in Better Education

    07/03/2003 9:01:26 AM PDT · by Constitutionalist Conservative · 36 replies · 439+ views
    CNSNews.com ^ | 07/03/2003 | Robert B. Bluey
    (CNSNews.com) - The president of the National Education Association irked some school choice supporters when he said there was "no consistent evidence" that vouchers improve educational opportunities for students. Following President Bush's Tuesday visit to a charter school in the District of Columbia, the head of the NEA, Reg Weaver, offered a critical assessment of the administration's plan to pump $15 million into a taxpayer-funded voucher initiative. "The baseline for any education reform proposal ought to be whether or not it improves student achievement," Weaver said in a statement. "After numerous experiments and millions of dollars, there is no consistent...
  • My Opus: why I'm leaving!

    03/16/2003 6:36:03 PM PST · by Sadmm · 177 replies · 525+ views
    self | 3-13=03 | Sadmm
    I'll keep it short and sweet.I've had it! Sadly, I have to tell all my friends here, that I can't take anymore of this frog-bashing. The french have been better friends to me, than anyone here could ever be. So off I go and hope the door doesn't hit me on the way out!