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  • Hawk And Dove

    06/26/2014 7:55:49 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 7 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 6/26/14 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    As a Conservative, I do not have a set political ideology. What I do is hold to certain truths to be, well, self evident. For example, I believe abortion is murder in all cases, no matter what. And why? Common sense tells us that live begins at conception. As another example, I also believe that the United States Constitution is the law of the land. And why? 2+2=4, and never 5, no matter what the liberals on the short bus say. The US Constitution is the law of the land. I expect and demand that the federal government stays within...
  • The Clown Prince Of Journalism

    02/26/2014 6:06:00 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 37 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 2/26/14 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Recently, the Clown Prince of Journalism, Bill O'Reilly, called Barack Hussein Oblahblah a "patriot". I kid you not. From the good folks at Breitbart: *** “ 'I said on Kimmel that both President Bush the younger and Barack Obama are patriots because they served their country,' O’Reilly said. 'You may not agree with them, alright? But I don't think you say they're not patriots unless you have, you know, evidence that is just through the roof. I think almost every president that's ever served this nation has been a patriot, including Richard Nixon.' " *** Now of course, this...
  • Calling A Swastika A Swastika

    02/24/2014 6:03:02 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 110 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 2/24/14 Another Day Im Obama's Dystopia | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Recently, Ted Nugent made the Authoritarian Left go into convulsions by calling our Jew hating Dog Eater in Chief, Barack Hussein Obama, a "mongrel" and "subhuman". Not one to rest on his laurels, Nugent also compared Obama's administration to the Third Reich. Needless to say, I completely agree with Mr. Nugent. The pile of human debris that has usurped the White House is indeed the lowest form of life on this planet. However, this column isn't about Ted Nugent or defending his comments. This column, like so many others that I've written, is about the utter cowardice of the Republican...
  • More Than A Smidgen...

    02/16/2014 1:42:22 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 35 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 2/16/14 Another Day In Obama's Dystopia | Alan Levy
    When I look at the unmitigated disaster that has been the Obama Error, I have trouble deciding which one of Chairman Obama's crimes against the Republic is the most heinous. There's so much to choose from, it's like a buffet of evil. The NSA is reading your email as you read this column. The United States military was used to put the Muslim Brotherhood in control of Libya without any CONgressional approval whatsoever. Obamacareless has changed its appearance more times than a chameleon on LSD. And we could go on an on, with one outrage after another that would have...
  • Dissent Is Not Allowed

    01/25/2014 6:24:29 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 45 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 1/25/14 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    We no loner live in times that allow us to shrug our our shoulders and say, "Naah. That could never happen here". We now live in times that force us say "I sure hope that ain't true". I hate to sound like an alarmist, but ladies and gentlemen, the situation is dire. There's no nice way to put this. The Federal Leviathan is now targeting political dissenters with Stasi-like tactics. Case and point: *** "Sen. Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) proposed using the Internal Revenue Service to curtail Tea Party group funding during a speech on how to 'exploit' and 'weaken'...
  • Nelson Mandela Is Dead? Good.

    12/07/2013 7:18:21 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 88 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 12/7/13 Another Day in Obama's Dystopia | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    It's not a stretch of the imagination to say that the United States of America is on the edge of complete and total economic, political, and social disaster. The socialist scam known as Obamacare is ravaging the economy and destroying the greatest healthcare system in the world. The NSA is spying on American citizens instead of Islamonazi terrorists. The Infernal Revenue Service has become the Democrat Party's personal Gestapo, harassing the political enemies of the unholy Obama Regime. Homosexual "marriage" is being pushed down the throats of the American people by commie liberal judicial oligarchs who would sooner use the...
  • The Time Has Come

    10/31/2013 8:08:21 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 133 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | Another miserable day In Obama's Dystopia | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Fellow Conservatives, the time has come. The time has come to free ourselves from the lackluster idiocy of the Republican't party and go our own way. The time has come to tell the political operatives like Tokyo Rove to shove it. The time has come to turn off FOX Snooze once and for all. The time has come to tell the crony capitalists on Wall Street to earn a living in an actual free market instead of leeching off the besieged American taxpayer. In short, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a third party. It's time for a third party...
  • "It's The Law of The Land!"

    10/22/2013 7:51:14 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 53 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 10/22/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    There are many things that annoy me in this world. I get really annoyed when people point with their middle finger. I easily lose my patience when some lackwit tries to explain to me that legalizing marijuana would pay off the national debt. And of course, it really fries my bacon when some maggot infested liberal commie pig wearing an unwashed Che t-shirt calls himself an American. As highly annoying as the above is, there is something that is slowly but surely becoming even more aggravating. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the phrase: "It's the law of the land", especially...
  • I've Had Enough, GOP. You're A Bunch of Pathetic Losers.

    10/16/2013 7:30:14 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 189 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | Another Crappy Day In Obama's Dystopia | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    I hate to be rude and I hate to be crass, but you know what, ladies and gentlemen, I've had it. I am sick and damn tired of of voting for a party that mocks me, torments me, and worst of all, collaborates with the fascist pigs in the Democrat party to destroy The United States of America in the name of "bipartisanship". In short, I no longer consider myself a member of the Republican't party. I'm done. The GOP can take a long walk off a short pier. I have had more than my share of being the political...
  • Peter King: Court Jester

    10/12/2013 6:04:15 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 85 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 10/12/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Recently, Peter King, the court jester of the House of Representatives, had this to say to PMSNBC's Andrea Mitchell about Tea Party heroes Rand Paul and Ted Cruz: *** "I'm really more concerned about why more Republicans around the country didn't join me in denouncing Ted Cruz. We now have people on the sidelines coming forward who we have to take a stand here. We cannot allow our party to be taken over by the likes of Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. I mean, these are people, isolationists, I consider them RINOs, because they don't represent traditional Republican principles. Ted...
  • Marxists Say The Darndest Things

    10/03/2013 7:15:08 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 9 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 10/03/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Recently, our Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, had this to say about the government shutdown in between bowls of chicken poodle soup and attempting to start World War III: *** "And in keeping with the broad ramifications of a shutdown, I think it's important that everybody understands the federal government is America's largest employer." *** And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the root of of all of our economic ills, our social ills, and our political ills. The Federal Leviathan has grown so massive and Chris Christie-like it can't support its own weight anymore. Now, keep in mind, this...
  • My Response To Yesterday's Stupidity

    09/11/2013 6:05:51 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 17 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 9/11/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Here's my response to Commander Zer0's verbal assault on reason that took place last night. I realize that our Dear Leader's plans to provide al-Qaeda air cover may not materialize, but keep this in mind: We have a failing dictator who's willing to start world War III to distract the country from his varied scandals and Zimbabwe-like economy. Anything is still possible with this pile of human debris in the White House. Without further ado: *** For the last couple of days, we've been exposed to an endless stream of war propaganda in support of Chairman Obama's Syrian adventure. Without...
  • Treason, Treason, Treason, and Oh Yes, Treason

    09/04/2013 6:10:57 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 41 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 9/4/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    As we all sit here and wait to find out whether or not the United States will be at war with Assad regime in Syria, I thought now would be as a good a time as any to examine the reason why we're going on this fool's errand that can turn into World War III in a blink of an eye. No, it has nothing to do with protecting innocents, spreading democracy, or any of the other Progressivik propaganda you have had the misfortune of being exposed to. If that was the case, our Dear Leader would have supported the...
  • Literally, The Police State Is Coming

    08/30/2013 6:27:15 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 36 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 8/30/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    In between bowls of chicken poodle soup and deciding to provide air cover for al-Qaeda in Syria, our Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, found time to meet with mayors from our crumbling major cities. From Justin Sink of The Hill: *** "President Obama told a collection of big-city mayors Tuesday at the White House that he would continue to use executive actions to combat gun violence plaguing major cities. In the meeting with Attorney General Eric Holder and the mayors of 18 cities from across the nation, Obama discussed commonly applicable strategies to reduce youth violence. 'He also vowed to...
  • Spineless Blobs Of Wet Cardboard

    08/22/2013 4:54:36 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 29 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 08/22/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    I am pro-life. I know that life begins at conception, and destroying that life for any reason is an unspeakable evil. I know that individuals have the right to bear arms to protect themselves from the tyranny of the federal government, criminals, and foreign enemies. I know that free market capitalism is the only way to run an economy, despite the fact that I'm not a millionaire like Chairman Obama's pals, Sarah Jessica Parker and Eva Longoria or a billionaire like Chairman Obama's boss, the evil George $oros. I know that homosexual "marriage" is destructive and wrong. I know that...
  • A Snowden Job For The Ages

    08/14/2013 9:37:45 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 42 replies
    08/15/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Our dog eating Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, had this to say about the "phony" NSA spying scandal during his August 9th "press" conference: *** "As I said at the National Defense University back in May, in meeting those threats we have to strike the right balance between protecting our security and preserving our freedoms." *** Ladies and gentlemen, the above quote needs to be immortalized in some way. Perhaps it should be carved into the base of the Statue of Liberty or onto the side of a mountain. Maybe children should be forced to memorize it in their...
  • If the 2016 Republican Primary Was Today.....

    08/09/2013 8:07:18 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 173 replies
    08/09/13 | Alan Levy
    If the 2016 Republican Primary was held today (assuming We the Conservatives don't form a third party out of disgust), who would you like to see as the nominee to face Hitlery Clinton ?
  • Why Should I Vote GOP ?

    08/07/2013 5:06:25 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 78 replies
    8/7/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    As a Conservative, I hold these truths to be self evident: (in no particular order) * Life begins at the moment of conception. Abortion, for any reason, real or imagined, is murder. * The Right to Bear Arms is an unalienable right that the government cannot infringe on in any way. Background checks, "assault weapon" bans, magazine capacity rules, and the like are completely unconstitutional. *Global warming is as much of a fraud as the "Next Ice Age" scare was in the 1970's. *Illegal aliens are criminals and should be treated as such. There should be no amnesty for illegal...
  • The Jew Hating ADL

    07/17/2013 12:38:41 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 32 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 7/17/13 | Alan Levy
    The following dreck appeared in the opinion section of the July 2nd, 2013 edition of The Miami Herald : *** "With the Supreme Court’s historic rulings on DOMA and Proposition 8, as well as the generational shift on civil marriage equality, it is clear that same-sex marriage will one day be a reality in Florida and the rest of the nation. It’s just a question of time. Until then, religious justifications and definitions of marriage will continue to be used in opposition to civil same-sex marriage. Less than 50 years ago, similar religious and moral justifications for prohibiting civil interracial...
  • How To Win Elections

    06/30/2013 8:35:36 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 78 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 06/30/13 | Alan Levy
    In the days after the whimpering defeat of Mitt Trotsky, the RINO National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus (whoever the hell he is) did an "autopsy" on the Republican Party. In this "autopsy", it was determined that the Republican Party needed a "bigger tent". The gist of the report was this: The party was too white, too Christian, and too male. The only way to get out of the loser's bracket was to pander to as many minorities as possible. What a load of crap. You see ladies and gentlemen, regardless of what the hapless Bill Kristol will tell you, regardless...
  • Procedures For Wire, Electronic, and Oral Interceptions For Law Enforcement

    06/14/2013 7:08:45 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 28 replies
    Public Intelligence ^ | May 1995 | Eleanor Hill (DoD Inspector General)
    The following document is the current Department of Defense manual on the procedures for intercepting wire, electronic and oral communications for law enforcement. The manual also discusses 'access to electronic communications in electronic storage or in a remote computing service.' Though the manual was issued in 1995, it is still current according to another, unreleased DoD Directive-Type Memorandum updated in 2012 (DTM 11-007 – Delegation of Authority to Approve Consensual Interceptions for Law Enforcement) that makes reference to the manual and modifies some of its language.
  • Isn't That Peculiar ? [Director's Cut]

    06/11/2013 4:37:56 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 9 replies
    Alan Levy, anti-government extremist and gun owner | Reprint | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Back in 2011, I posted the following article on FRee Republic. I think it's more relevant now, especially since Chairman Obama has decided to use the IRS as his own personal Gestapo. To shamelessly rip off Greg Gutfeld and not feel the least bit bad about it, enjoy enjoyers! *** While spewing venom at the Communist Left at Moveon.Dork, I noticed something rather odd at the bottom of the propaganda-filled screen: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " Civic Action is a 501(c)(4) organization which primarily focuses on nonpartisan education and advocacy on important national issues. Political Action is a federal political committee which...
  • Islamonazi Infiltration Of The Government

    05/21/2013 7:02:30 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 23 replies
    Alan Levy, gun owner | 05/21/13 | Alan Levy
    At the risk of being investigated by the by the Gestap---er,uh---, Infernal Revenue "Service" (no typo), I bid you greetings, fellow patriots. Just for fun and an undying thirst for the truth, let's talk about the infiltration of of radical Islamonazis of the State Of Confusion Department under Hitlery Clinton, friend of the PLO and Hamas. Now before we get started, a little housekeeping is in order. I am not a conspiracy theorist. I'm not an Alex Jones groupie. I'm not a Paultard who blames Mossad or the CIA for 9/11/01 between bong hits. I'm simply an observant person who...
  • Another Reason To Fear Out Of Control Government

    03/09/2013 9:16:41 AM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 56 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 3/9/13 | Alan Levy
    No, I'm not talking about the non-event of the Sequester of Doom. Nope, this column is not about Gene Sperling's love letters to Bob Woodward. I think the talking heads that inhabit PMSNBC, The Communist News Network (CNN), and the FOX Neocon Channel (FNC) are doing a fine job of working themselves into a frenzy about these topics, so there's no need for lil' ol' me to offer my two cents. I'd rather present to you actual news that no one is talking about. For example, look what I found while snooping around the Department of Housing and Urban Development's...
  • Your Children Belong To Us!

    03/08/2013 10:57:29 AM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 16 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 3/08/13 | Alan Levy
    During his State of Confusion diatribe, our dog eating and Jew hating Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, said this to say: *** "But today, fewer than three in ten 4-year-olds are enrolled in a high-quality preschool program. Most middle-class parents can't afford a few hundred bucks a week for private preschool. And for poor kids who need help the most, this lack of access to preschool education can shadow them for the rest of their lives. So, tonight, I propose working with states to make high-quality preschool available to every single child in America." (1) *** And the seals...
  • When Does My Slavery End ?

    02/22/2013 7:49:28 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 20 replies
    Alan Levy, The Man, The Myth...The Slamdancer! | 02/22/12 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Recently, the village idiot of CONgress, Dumbocrat Sheila Jackson Lee, took to the House floor and said this: *** "As yesterday was the official birthday of President Lincoln, February 12, and although it was a tragic time in our history, I can assure you that it shows the greatest promise of America when people could come together and do something great. I stand here as a freed slave because this Congress came together." *** Aside from the fact that this may very well be the most historically illiterate thing ever uttered (it's right up there with claiming that the...
  • Gangway Or Sickbay. You Decide.

    02/16/2013 3:35:33 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 83 replies
    Alan Levy's Brain | 02/16/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    Take a break from looking for black helicopters, fellow extremists! It's Short-Story-With-A-Point Time! *** A couple of years from now, in a suburb near you...or perhaps the suburb you live in....It was a cold November morning. Jack hated the cold. The sharp cold air reminded him rather rudely that he no longer had a left leg. The doctors had warned him that his phantom limb pain would be worse in the winter. I do not have time for this. Pain is simply weakness leaving the body, Jack thought as he attached his prosthetic leg. Jack was going to be busy...
  • AP sources: Pentagon extending benefits for gays [Back door homosexual "marriage" ?]

    02/05/2013 1:41:47 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 91 replies
    Miami Herald--Associated Depressed ^ | 2/5/13 | Lolita C. Baldor
    WASHINGTON -- U.S. officials say Defense Secretary Leon Panetta is poised to extend some benefits to the same-sex partners of military members. The policy change would come about 16 months after the Pentagon repealed its ban on openly gay service. Officials say Panetta has not made a final decision on which benefits will be included, but the Pentagon is likely to allow same-sex partners to have access to the on-base commissary and other military subsidized stores, as well as health and welfare programs.
  • As The Reichstag Burns

    01/30/2013 6:44:52 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 61 replies
    My utter disdain for Fuhrer Obama and his plots | 1/30/13 | Alan Levy, Gun Owner
    In today's episode of "As The Reichstag Burns", let's talk about Dianne Frankenfeinstein's (H/T Mark Levin) attempt to ban "assault weapons". (Just so you know, "assault weapons" are vewy, vewy scawy guns that make homosexual agenda-pushing commie libtards poop themselves. No gun aficionado I know of has ever used the term.) Before we get started, a little housekeeping is in order. I know there are some out there who are in the "It Will Never Get Through The House" camp. To those dunderheads, I say this: The current Republican't (no typo) party has just raised raised taxes and is now...
  • Does Your Neighborhood Show Promise, Comrade ?

    01/08/2013 10:18:18 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 9 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 01/09/12 | Alan Levy
    From the indoctrination specialists and propagandists at the Department of Education (which doesn't really educate children, but I digress. Emphasis added where appropriate, snarky comments in [brackets].) *** "Program Description Program Office: Office of Innovation and Improvement (OII) CFDA Number: 84.215P (Planning) and 84.215N (Implementation) Program Type: Discretionary/Competitive Grants [Kiss your money goodbye, prole!] Program Description: Promise Neighborhoods, established under the legislative authority of the Fund for the Improvement of Education Program (FIE), [also known as "not Congress"] provides funding to support eligible entities, including (1) nonprofit organizations, which may include faith-based nonprofit organizations, (2) institutions of higher education, and...
  • Hunting For Food In Sewers

    12/16/2012 6:24:53 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 48 replies
    Alan Levy, Gun Owner | 12/16/12 | Alan Levy
    There's a lot I despise Chairman Obama for. He's a communist. He pushes the homosexual agenda with reckless abandon. He hates Jews. He persecutes Catholics. He's a pathological liar. And oh, yes, before I forget, he's a racist with a burning hatred for whites. In short, he's a bleeding hemorrhoid on the rear end of humanity. The funny thing about all of the above is the fact that they are not his worst qualities. Obama proves on a daily basis that there are sewers that he's not to proud to hunt for food in. And the following proves it. From...
  • Umm...What's ILAB ?

    12/10/2012 6:53:02 AM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 50 replies
    Alan Levy : The Man, The Myth, The Slam Dancer | 12/10/12 | Alan Levy
    So tell me, patriot, have you ever heard of ILAB ? Nope. Do they fix iphones ?Well, not exactly. ILAB is yet another dangerous Marxist-style agency in our bloated Federal Leviathan that almost no one has ever heard of. ILAB is an acronym for "Bureau of International Affairs" and is a sub-bureaucracy of the Department of Labor. It's stated mission is this: *** "The Bureau of International Labor Affairs (ILAB) leads the U.S. Department of Labor’s efforts to ensure that workers around the world are treated fairly and are able to share in the benefits of the global economy. ILAB’s...
  • Ron Paul Is Gone ? Good Riddance!

    11/20/2012 7:21:32 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 132 replies
    Alan Levy's Heavy Heart | 11/20/12 | Alan :Levy
    An error ended. Jew hater Ron Paul gave his farewell address to CONgress. To Ron Paul, the patron saint of malcontents, druggies, and weirdos, I say this: good riddance and thanks for a whole lotta nuthin'. Now I know that sounds harsh, but let's face it gang, one of the reasons why we have another four years of of the Hope and Che Guy is Ron Paul. Yeah, I'm going to come right out and say it and I don't give a hoot who calls me a "neocon" for saying so. The truth must be told, consequences be damned. Now,...
  • The Pseudo-Jews Strike Again!

    11/11/2012 7:15:50 AM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 77 replies
    Alan Levy's Heavy Heart | 11/11/12 | Alan Levy
    The Pseudo-Jews strike again. Another knife in the back. Et tu, Shlomo ? Now, before I get myself in some hot water and get charged with a hate crime or something, I'm going to come right out and say it. I'm Jewish. I eat bagels and lox like it's going out of style. I cry like a baby every time I watch Schindler's List. I call my mother every chance I get, despite the fact that I'm wracked with guilt for hours afterword. I spend every Passover at my Aunt Esther's house and make small talk with relatives I can't...
  • We Lost...Who To Blame And Why

    11/08/2012 7:53:08 PM PST · by Absolutely Nobama · 105 replies
    Alan Levy's Heavy Heart | 11/8/12 | Alan Levy
    We lost. We the People got our teeth kicked down our throat. I know that sounds harsh, but let's face it fellow Republicans, we're members of a party that failed to defeat a racist, dog-eating, homosexual agenda pushing piece of human garbage who isn't qualified to be a cashier at 7-11, let alone be President of the United States. We, the party of strong economies and national defense, failed as a party to dislodge an economically illiterate man who hates the US military with a passion. In short, this election was an absolute train wreck that may very well destroy...
  • Obamugabe Finally Creates Some Jobs! (Sarcasm Alert!)

    10/19/2012 10:37:54 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 12 replies
    Craigslist ^ | 10/19/12 | Unknown
    There's been a lot talk that our Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, hasn't created any jobs. Of course, this is blatantly untrue. Despite a busy schedule that consists of eating chicken poodle soup, persecuting Catholics, and allowing Islamonazi Iran build nuclear weapons, Obamugabe has indeed created jobs. Hey, don't take my word for it. Check it out!
  • Your Kid Needs Indoctrination, Not Education

    10/08/2012 6:47:46 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 4 replies
    Alan Levy, Sales Rep By Day, Rightwing Avenger By Night | 10/08/12 | Alan Levy
    There are many things one can expect from a Barack Hussein Obama diatribe. The first thing you'll notice is a whole lot of mumbling and stuttering, much like a poor soul suffering a mini-stroke. The second is the occasional phoney-baloney "Malcolm X voice" (H/T Ann Coulter) if he's PO'ed about something. (You know, things like FOX News, no more chicken poodle soup, Benjamin Netanyahu, a lousy day at the links, that sort of thing.) The third thing you'll notice is his incessant cheerleading for federal interference in education, Constitution be damned. This cheerleading happens in almost every one of his...
  • Another Commie Skeleton In Chairman Obama's Closet

    10/05/2012 11:15:53 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 40 replies
    Alan Levy, Sales Rep of Middling Worth By Day, Right Wing Avenger By Night | 10/5/12 | Alan Levy
    Recently, The Daily Caller released an unedited video of America's First Foreign Born President, Barack Hussein Obama, giving a speech (in what Ann Coulter accurately calls his "Malcolm X voice") at Hampton College in 2007. In this video, the future Chairman Obama yapped about a lot of things, from accusing the US government of letting black folks suffer during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina to how wonderful Jew hater Jeremiah Wright is. In short, it was a glimpse into the evil and hatred that makes up the former Barry Soetoro. Now, for most Conservatives, much of what was revealed wasn't...
  • Mother Russia Jones

    09/25/2012 3:17:26 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 27 replies
    Alan Levy, Sales Rep of Middling Worth By Day, Right Wing Avenger By Night | 9/25/12 | Alan Levy
    Recently, the commie pig droppings at Mother Jones magazine published a video of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney being 100% honest about why so many people support Jew hater Barack Hussein Obama---they get all kinds of "free" crap paid for by some working stiff against his will. The arrogant and lazy media rejoiced and sang hosannas. Obama was now safe. To them, Romney was outed as an evil robber baron who wanted to turn the poor into Soylent Green and there was no way for him to possibly best their lord and savior after this "shocking" revelation. Before we get...
  • Another Question Romney Needs To Ask

    09/13/2012 7:46:19 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 14 replies
    Alan Levy's Soul | 9/13/12 | Alan Levy
    The Romney campaign, tearing a page out of the Reagan playbook, often asks, "Are you better off than you were four years ago ?" It's a magnificent question and just as relevant as it was during the 1980 Massacre. But there's something that should be added to that very important question: "Will you be better off four years from now if Obama gets another term ?" It's a fair question, really. The American economy has become an utter disaster. Unemployment is at 8.1 %, with the rate only dropping because thousands have given up looking for work. (Currently 23 million...
  • What Will The End Of The United States Look Like ?

    08/19/2012 10:36:43 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 140 replies
    Alan Levy's Brain | 8/19/12 | Alan Levy
    As we stand at the edge of complete economic, political, and social disaster as a nation, I can't help but wonder what the end of the United States will look like. Will it look like Weimar Germany, with its hyperinflation and street battles between socialists (Yes, the Nazis were socialists) and communists ? Will it look like Greece, a bankrupted social democracy with absolutely no chance of ever righting the ship ? Will it look like the mindless mass murders that were the hallmarks of the French and Russian Revoulutions ? An argument can be made for each of the...
  • Are You Ready For ANOTHER Solyndra, Patriots ?

    08/16/2012 3:31:01 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 17 replies
    Alan Levy's Brain | 8/16/12 | Alan Levy
    Is jy gereed vir 'n ander Solyndra, patriotte?(Translation from Afrikaans to English: Are you ready for another Solyndra, patriots ?) *** From the Export-Import Bank of The United States: *** "JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA: The Export-Import Bank of the United States (Ex-Im Bank) and the Industrial Development Corp. of South Africa Ltd. (IDC) today signed a Declaration of Intent (DoI) to help advance the South African government’s Integrated Resource Plan (IRP) and the South African Renewable Initiative (SARi). Under the agreement, Ex-Im Bank will assist in financing up to $2 billion worth of U.S. technologies, products and services to South Africa’s...
  • Attention: Music Lovers!

    08/13/2012 11:46:54 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 128 replies
    Chit-Chat Vanity | 8/13/12 | Alan Levy
    I don't feel like talking about Chairman Obama's plots, Nazi Pelosi's plastic surgery mistakes, Harry Reid's dementia, or the fact that we're on the edge of total economic, social, and political disaster. (In other words, let's pretend Ronald Reagan is still president, at least for this thread.) Anyhoo, let's let our hair down! Let's chit-chat about music. So tell me, FRiends, what are your favorite types of music, your favorite songs, or favorite songs ?
  • You...You...Right-Wing Hate Monger, You!

    08/08/2012 11:55:34 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 32 replies
    Alan Levy's Soul | 8/9/12 | Alan Levy
    "You....You...Right-Wing Hate Monger, You! Why don't you and your Klan buddies go iron your sheets! The only reason why you and your Nazi friends in the Tea Party hate Obama so much is because he's black!" If you don't hear this crap at least once a day as a Conservative, you're simply not fighting the good fight. Like all real Conservatives, if I got a dollar every time I was called a racist for believing in limited Constitutional government, I'd be a millionaire with a Swiss bank account, sort of like DNC Chairthing Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Sadly, the rules don't work...
  • Which Nelson Mandela Did Chairman Obama Congratulate, Anyway ?

    07/26/2012 8:41:36 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 22 replies
    Alan Levy's Brain | 7/26/12 | Alan Levy
    From the leftist hacks at Politico: *** "President Obama wished former South African president and civil rights crusader Nelson Mandela a happy 94th birthday, on a day that coincides with Nelson Mandela International Day. 'Nelson Mandela’s personal story is one of unbreakable will, unwavering integrity, and abiding humility. On a personal note, our family has been inspired by Madiba’s example, and has deeply appreciated the time we have spent with him, and his wisdom, grace and generosity of spirit. By any measure, Nelson Mandela has changed the arc of history, transforming his country, continent, and the world,' Obama said in...
  • Those Without A Functioning Cerebral Cortex

    07/24/2012 7:36:55 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 14 replies
    Alan Levy's Soul | 7/24/12 | Alan Levy
    Al Michaels: Second and ten...Vick hands off to McCoy...Big hole here! 25....30....up to the 40! McCoy is finally taken down by number 91, Justin Tuck. Chris Collinsworth (during the replay): Big time hustle here, Al. Tuck was all tangled up here with number 79, right tackle Todd Herremans, and he ran down the Eagles' fastest player from behind. Tuck doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit". Uh-oh! Here's a flag! Al Michaels: Let's get the call from Ed Hoculi. Ed Hoculi: Holding, number 79 offense! 10 yard penalty, repeat second down. When New York takes possession, they too will...
  • Penn State football slammed with NCAA sanctions

    07/23/2012 10:50:35 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 176 replies
    ESPN ^ | July 23, 2012, 11:30 AM ET | Associated Press
    INDIANAPOLIS -- Penn State football was all but leveled Monday by an NCAA ruling that wiped away 14 years of coach Joe Paterno's victories and imposed a mountain of fines and penalties, crippling a program whose pedophile assistant coach spent uncounted years molesting children, sometimes on university property. The sanctions by the governing body of college sports, which capped eight months of turmoil on the central Pennsylvania campus, stopped short of delivering the "death penalty" of shutting down the sport. But the NCAA hit Penn State with $60 million in fines, ordered it out of the postseason for four years,...
  • Another Reason Why The End Is Nigh

    07/08/2012 11:23:12 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 102 replies
    Alan Levy | 7/9/12 | Alan Levy
    From the diseased mind of HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius: (Emphasis added where appropriate. Snarky comments from me are in [brackets].) *** "Every American deserves to have a clean, safe and healthy environment. Today, we understand better than ever before that our health is not only dependent on what happens in the doctor’s office but is determined by the air we breathe, the water we drink and the communities we call home. Over the past two years, the Administration and our agency have taken unprecedented steps to ensure strong protection from environmental and health hazards for all Americans. There’s nothing more...
  • A "Tribute" To Government-Run Healthcare [Director's Cut]

    07/01/2012 8:14:56 AM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 19 replies
    The Brain of Alan Levy | Reprint | Alan Levy
    Here's government-run healthcare in all its "glory": *********************************** "CROW AGENCY, Mont. - Ta'Shon Rain Little Light, a happy little girl who loved to dance and dress up in traditional American Indian clothes, had stopped eating and walking. She complained constantly to her mother that her stomach hurt. When Stephanie Little Light took her daughter to the Indian Health Service clinic in this wind-swept and remote corner of Montana, they told her the 5-year-old was depressed. Ta'Shon's pain rapidly worsened and she visited the clinic about 10 more times over several months, before her lung collapsed and she was airlifted to...
  • So, You Want Government Run Healthcare, Do You ? [Director's Cut]

    06/28/2012 7:37:54 PM PDT · by Absolutely Nobama · 52 replies
    My Personality Disorder | Reprint | Alan Levy
    I originally penned this back when I was a n00b. It is, I admit, somewhat corny, but I think after today's debacle in the Supreme Court, I think it's worth revisiting. After all, our future now looks a whole lot like this, thanks to the vile John Roberts. God help us all. ********************************* It was a cold winter morning. Mary Jane was happy she wasn't pregnant during the summer. All of her friends who had been pregnant during the summer were universally miserable. This cool weather was a welcome treat, as she remembered that awful time in Florida when she...