Of course gun control will solve all of the world’s problems. After all, it will prevent an armed rebellion against me. And that is important. When I come in with my draconian laws, nobody will be able to fight back as they won’t have guns. Except criminals, who are my servants anyway.
But...but...all the kids need to know how to have sex with each other! That way, I can get homosexual laws through and legalize rape! And government can’t fail! Only I can say whether it fails, and I already know it can never! Why does nobody believe me!?!
So, my plan continues to distract Republicans from the real issues. Perfect.
But seriously, getting out of character for a second, I think that Weiner is just a distraction. I mean, Obama gets busy trying to destroy our good friend Israel and suddenly Weiner gets into a scandal. DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY DEMOCRATS ACTING LIKE RATS. There are more important issues. Weiner needs to be removed, yes, but we must still keep track of Obama’s corrupt influences.
There is no way Sarah Palin can beat me. I mean, she is a strong conservative woman, and we all know that those don’t exist. And...she’s not a Demorat. Only Demorats can win. ACORN made sure of that.