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  • Is It OK to Have Sex With a Robot?

    03/20/2015 9:59:47 AM PDT · 96 of 109
    Bender2 to SevenofNine; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: Okay confess Bender beside her did you have sex with Leela

    Really, Seven, I am programmed... not to kiss and tell--

    Yeah, but he did-- He sure... DID!

  • Is It OK to Have Sex With a Robot?

    03/19/2015 8:25:49 PM PDT · 85 of 109
    Bender2 to a fool in paradise; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; ...
    Re: Is It OK to Have Sex With a Robot?

    Do you really... have to ask?

  • Eagles, Bills to swap LeSean McCoy for Kiko Alonso

    03/04/2015 2:10:01 PM PST · 12 of 15
    Bender2 to Perdogg; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: Iggles shipping two-time All-Pro running back LeSean McCoy to Buffalo--

    Glad to see him go as that is two times a year... my Boy won't see him!

  • 2015 Oscars

    02/23/2015 6:31:58 AM PST · 364 of 372
    Bender2 to nutmeg; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: Sorry about my previous ping, Bender... this is where the 2015 Oscar party was! (Just found it)

    Gadzooks, meg-- I got so drunk last night... I must have gotten into a hot tub time machine!

    Or was it a crossover... hot tub, big?

    Or-- Was... it--

    Bender, that better be... your antenna!

    It was... my antenna--

  • LIVE: At the Oscars

    02/22/2015 8:54:55 PM PST · 474 of 478
    Bender2 to nutmeg; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: I’m watching... Didn’t think there would be a live thread... Lots of the FReepers who used to contribute on those fun Oscar threads are long gone, I fear...

    You said it, meg-- I watched the Oscars for years starting in the 1950s back when I was knee-high to Mickey Rooney. Bob Hope was always funny and the stars were bigger than life. As the years passed by it was Johnny Carson who made us laugh. Real laughs out loud. Then came Billy Crystal and he kept up the fun of Oscar--

    Then somehow we got David Letterman with his "Oprah...Uma. Uma...Oprah. Have you kids met Keanu?" and the only movie he was ever in was 1994's Cabin Boy, with Chris Elliott. Next came Whoopi-- And Ellen-- And tonight we got Neil Patrick Harris who I thought was pretty funny when he hosted the Tonys and Emmys. BUT tonight he is not funny at all.

    And the PC Politics is rampant tonight, even to the "Hand Up!" lie living on in song and dance honor Dr. King who I suspect would shi-- Well, I don't think he would be happy with the way his memory is being perverted.

    Yes, the Oscars are nothing like they were once were: fun and funny without politics.

    Lastly, it drove my old pal Peter O'Toole... to quit drinking--

    So, true, sweet, sweet Bendy, and I had to die... to keep from going to it sober!

  • Russia claims it's in the early stages of developing an aircraft carrier that can hold 100 planes

    02/11/2015 7:50:52 AM PST · 50 of 68
    Bender2 to McGruff
    If you wish to reward gross ignorance, you only show your own apparent shortcomings--

    So, McGruff, let us do as you seem to wish-- Award everyone a trophy and to hell with knowing what is history and what is bull hockey.

  • Russia claims it's in the early stages of developing an aircraft carrier that can hold 100 planes

    02/11/2015 7:03:02 AM PST · 42 of 68
    Bender2 to DaveA37; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: That Japs had one huge battleship during WWII that the U.S. sunk before it could do any damage. I could be wrong when it was sunk but I think it happened about the same time as the battle of Midway. Can’t remember the name of it but I think Yamamoto was on board at the time it went down. OK WWII historians, lets hear it

    Gadzooks, Dave-- The level of your history ignorance... surpasses a 10-plus on the Richter scale.

    All you have to do is Google "Japanese Super Battleship" and "Yamamoto" to get all the info you need--

    But no, you have to show your complete lack of knowledge for all to see.

    No wonder The Obamanation and company gets re-elected with such intelligence... being demonstrated on a Conservative Website.

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    02/11/2015 4:25:12 AM PST · 73 of 126
    Bender2 to ColdOne; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Well, Wynn, since his daddy tries to plug seashells into USB slots, this... was to be expected--
  • Historian: "I Don't Think The President Knows Very Much About The Crusades"

    02/09/2015 4:53:33 AM PST · 13 of 52
    Bender2 to Biggirl; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    "And speaking further of high horses, so what that the Nazis killed 6 million Jews? Here in America, you know... we killed off some 40 million buffalo!"

    Gadzooks! You... cannot--

    make this stuff... up--

  • Krauthammer 'Stunned' By Obama's 'Banal & Offensive' Prayer Breakfast Remarks

    02/06/2015 10:53:02 AM PST · 25 of 104
    Bender2 to lbryce; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: “And lest we get on our high horse and think this is unique to some other place, remember that during the Crusades and the Inquisition, people committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ. In our home country, slavery and Jim Crow all too often was justified in the name of Christ.”

    Funny thing, while The Obamanation was saying his Caucasian side ancestors were committing those terrible deeds, he failed to add that at the same times in history his Black side ancestors were doing the same, if not worse, to their own brothers in Africa as a normal custom of their everyday lifestyle--

    After all, he wouldn't want to be accused... of being racist--

  • Congress awards First Special Service Force with gold medal

    02/03/2015 6:09:54 PM PST · 2 of 13
    Bender2 to Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Incredible brave men all--
  • Congress awards First Special Service Force with gold medal

    02/03/2015 6:09:17 PM PST · 1 of 13
    Bender2

    Watch the Congressional Gold Medal Ceremony on C-SPAN at http://www.c-span.org/video/?324142-1/congressional-gold-medal-ceremony

  • Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin Appears To Mimic Pooping During Super Bowl Touchdown Celebration

    02/03/2015 6:16:27 AM PST · 29 of 65
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Yeah, big-- No class... at all!

    Hey, I'm not at the Super Bowl! AND they are bricks... not footballs!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/03/2015 2:01:06 AM PST · 194 of 206
    Bender2 to Rummyfan; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Your applause is much appreciated, Rummy--- But cash... does much better. Fifties and Hundreds preferred!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/03/2015 1:56:26 AM PST · 192 of 206
    Bender2 to hoagy62; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: I would certainly say that there’s something to like about all 32 teams in the NFL

    Gadzooks, Hoag-- Even... the Deadskins?????

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/03/2015 1:53:34 AM PST · 191 of 206
    Bender2 to PapaNew; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: Bender, you come across like a nice guy.

    Gadzooks, Pap-- I am... a nice guy--

    But if you tell anybody... I'll kill you!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/02/2015 2:53:15 PM PST · 185 of 206
    Bender2 to hoagy62; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: Except that 98% of Freepers hate the Seahawks and denigrate their fans.

    Gadzooks, Hoagy-- I don't like the Seahags but I don't dislike you.

    Your team played a great game up until the very end when tempers got very raw after the Pats intercepted that Wilson pass. All season you've rooted for your team and didn't become sanctimonious and holier-than-thou when the were winning and didn't go ballistic when they got beat.

    I want you always on these NFL threads and on my NFL Ping List.

    I firmly place my tongue in my cheek when I rant on about my Boys because the past few years I've not had much to hang my Cowboy Hat upon-- My poor old noggin has been bloody, but unbowed.

    I hated for my Boys to get beat the way they did by big's Packer Wackers but that's football. Sometimes the ball bounces your way, sometimes not. I didn't bitch about it like some others have ad nauseam over-- Well-- Shall we say recent 'NFL irregularities.'

    Hey, it is football. Crap happens and you move on.

    A few years ago when the Patriots were going undefeated, there was a likewise obnoxious Pats' fan who was abhorrent, loathsome, nauseating, sickening, hateful, insufferable, intolerable, detestable, abominable, despicable and contemptible with his posts all over the NFL threads. By Gad, at the end in Super Bowl XLII he had me rooting for the unprintable New York Giants after they had bush-wacked my 13-3 Cowboys at Texas Stadium 3 weeks before!!!!

    It took me months to get over that--

    It is not that many Freepers hate the Seahawks, it is the really obnoxious Seahag ones (who shall remain nameless but they and all on this thread know who they are) that can never accept they just got beat. They whine and whine and cry crocodile tears by the buckets full-- All without any trace of a sense of humor!

    Or they infer that because they, and they alone on this thread, appear to believe in God-- And that proves without any doubt that the Pats must have cheated to beat their anointed Seahawks

    That's Bovine Scatus. And that goes double for the horse they rode in on--

    Gadzooks, every one who is any one knows God only loves the Cowboys... That's why Clint and Jerry put the hole in the roof so He could watch his favorite team.

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/01/2015 7:34:25 PM PST · 145 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Well, I'm calling it a night... See y'all on the NFL Draft Thread!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/01/2015 7:13:57 PM PST · 136 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    I must say, big, that was a ripping good episode of "Downton Abbey" complete with fisticuffs... in the bedroom by Lord Grantham. Anything new to report on your end?
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/01/2015 5:39:02 PM PST · 119 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..

    Gadzooks, the special effects for Katy's halftime show... were downright impressive!

    BUT she still... sings like a girl.

    Oh well, almost time for "Downton Abbey." Barkeep... change the channel to PBS--

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/01/2015 5:19:41 PM PST · 117 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper

    Semper Fi

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    02/01/2015 7:43:52 AM PST · 84 of 206
    Bender2 to PapaNew; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: Projected winner: NE but it should be close. I think NE’s defense will stop Seattle enough for NE’s offense to blitz Seattle one too many times.

    Gadzooks, Papa-- Not only do you agree with... us four Super Heroes--

    ESPN's Experts are for the Pats 11 to 4.

    And even if the Seahags pull off a win today... they still lost at home to my Boys!

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    01/28/2015 9:09:24 AM PST · 60 of 126
    Bender2 to SevenofNine
    The last film I recall him without his mustache... was We Were Soldiers in 2002--

    And, of course, Bendy, Barnyard: The Original Party Animals where I... played Ben the Cow.

    http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/thumbs/char_53261_thumb.jpg

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    01/28/2015 8:18:12 AM PST · 58 of 126
    Bender2 to ColdOne; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Good interview with Sam Elliot at http://www.vulture.com/2015/01/sam-elliott-on-joining-justified-and-his-stache.html

    Gadzooks, Cold, doesn't Sam... look funny last night without his stache?

    BTW we now have two more "Band of Brothers" actors currently on "Justified" and they are Rick Gomez (Sgt. George Luz) who has played ADA/AUSA David Vasquez since 2010 and last night Scott Grimes (TSgt. Donald Malarkey) came on playing bad guy Seabass. Back in the 2012 Season Neal McDonough (1st Lt. Lynn 'Buck' Compton) played badass Robert Quarles--

  • Palin: 'Screw the Hollywood left'

    01/24/2015 4:50:35 PM PST · 28 of 77
    Bender2 to The_Republic_Of_Maine; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Palin: 'Screw the Hollywood left'

    Re: For once she and I agree.

    If I am reading that... correctly--

    Then why... are you even on a Conservative website like Free Republic where Sarah is revered and agreed with nearly unanimously?

    Okay, trolls, fire away! I'll be with ya... just as soon as I have a little drink--

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/24/2015 4:38:14 PM PST · 69 of 206
    Bender2 to SevenofNine; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Alex Karras and his wife, Susan Clark, had their own production company called Georgian Bay that produced "Webster." And he had an assistant that was one of the best looking women I ever laid eyes upon who took pity on a poor, 'big toe in the sand' Texas boy (my main MO in those days even if I was in my mid to late-30s) and got some of my writing in the door in the 1980s. That aside, I wrote a couple of spec script tailored for them (one a Television Christmas Special called "Pappy's Tree" I was very proud of--) that were never produced--

    Alex was a real character, funny as hell and I wish I could have known him better--

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/24/2015 1:16:21 PM PST · 57 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    BTW 2015 Pro Bowl
    Sunday, January 25, 2015
    Time: 8 p.m. ET
    Channel: ESPN
    Online streaming: WatchESPN
    Location: University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, Arizona
    Rosters:
    Team Carter

    Coach: John Harbaugh, Ravens

    Captain: Antonio Brown, Steelers
    Captain: J.J. Watt, Texans

    QB Andrew Luck, Colts (No. 1 overall pick)
    QB Drew Brees, Saints (No. 17)
    QB Andy Dalton, Bengals
    RB Jamaal Charles, Chiefs (No. 5)
    RB Justin Forsett, Ravens
    RB Alfred Morris, Redskins
    FB John Kuhn, Packers
    WR Antonio Brown, Steelers
    WR A.J. Green, Bengals (No. 3)
    WR T.Y. Hilton, Colts (No. 11)
    WR Jordy Nelson, Packers
    TE Martellus Bennett, Bears
    TE Greg Olsen, Panthers
    T Joe Staley, 49ers (No. 13)
    T Duane Brown, Texans
    T Ryan Clady, Broncos
    C Maurkice Pouncey, Steelers
    C Jason Kelce, Eagles
    G Mike Pouncey, Dolphins
    G Josh Sitton, Packers
    G Evan Mathis, Eagles

    DE J.J. Watt, Texans
    DE Mario Williams, Bills (No. 9)
    DE Calais Campbell, Cardinals
    DT Marcell Dareus, Bills
    DT Kyle Williams, Bills
    DT Dontari Poe, Chiefs
    LB Justin Houston, Chiefs (No. 15)
    LB C.J. Mosley, Ravens (No. 19)
    LB Connor Barwin, Eagles
    LB Tamba Hali, Chiefs
    LB Lawrence Timmons, Steelers
    CB Patrick Peterson, Cardinals (No. 7)
    CB Aqib Talib, Broncos
    CB Antonio Cromartie, Cardinals
    CB Sam Shields, Packers
    S Donte Whitner, Browns
    S Glover Quin, Lions
    S Antoine Bethea, 49ers

    ST Justin Bethel, Cardinals
    KR Devin Hester, Falcons
    P Pat McAfee, Colts
    K Cody Parkey, Eagles
    LS L.P. Ladouceur, Cowboys

    (Note: Irvin probably would've drafted Ladouceur, but he couldn't because Ladouceur was assigned to Carter's team)

    Team Irvin

    Coach: Jason Garrett, Cowboys

    Captain: DeMarco Murray, Cowboys
    Captain: Joe Haden, Browns

    QB Tony Romo, Cowboys (No. 2 overall pick)
    QB Matthew Stafford, Lions
    QB Matt Ryan, Falcons
    RB DeMarco Murray, Cowboys
    RB Mark Ingram, Saints
    RB C.J. Anderson, Broncos
    FB Marcel Reece, Raiders
    WR Odell Beckham Jr., Giants (No. 4)
    WR Golden Tate, Lions
    WR Randall Cobb, Packers
    WR Emmanuel Sanders, Broncos
    TE Jimmy Graham, Saints (No. 12)
    TE Jason Witten, Cowboys (No. 16)
    T Tyron Smith, Cowboys (No. 6)
    T Joe Thomas, Browns (No. 18)
    T Trent Williams, Redskins
    C Travis Frederick, Cowboys
    C Nick Mangold, Jets
    G Zack Martin, Cowboys
    G Kyle Long, Bears
    G Marshal Yanda, Ravens

    DE Cameron Wake, Dolphins (No. 10)
    DE Robert Quinn Rams (No. 20)
    DE DeMarcus Ware, Broncos
    DT Aaron Donald, Rams
    DT Sheldon Richardson, Jets
    DT Geno Atkins, Bengals
    LB Luke Kuechly (No. 8)
    LB Von Miller, Broncos (No. 14)
    LB Clay Matthews, Packers
    LB Elvis Dumervil, Ravens
    LB D’Qwell Jackson, Colts
    CB Joe Haden, Browns
    CB Vontae Davis, Colts
    CB Brent Grimes, Dolphins
    CB Chris Harris, Broncos
    S T.J. Ward, Broncos
    S Eric Weddle, Chargers
    S Mike Adams, Colts

    ST Darrell Stuckey, Chargers
    KR Darren Sproles, Eagles
    P Kevin Huber, Bengals
    K Adam Vinatieri, Colts
    LS Jon Dorenbos, Eagles

    Some rules

    Via NFL.com

    Game within the Game — A two-minute warning will be added to the first and third quarters and the ball will change hands after each quarter. This will increase the opportunities for quarterbacks to direct “two-minute drills,” which are especially exciting for fans.

    No Kickoffs — The coin toss will determine which team is awarded possession first. The ball will be placed on the 25-yard line at the start of each quarter and after scoring plays.

    Cover Two and Press Coverage — The defense will be permitted to play “cover two” and “press” coverage. In previous years, only “man” coverage was permitted, except for goal line situations.

    Stopping of the Game Clock — Beginning at the two-minute mark of every quarter, if the offense does not gain at least one yard, the clock will stop as if the play were an incomplete pass. This rule will make the team with the ball attempt to gain yardage toward the end of each quarter.

    Game Timing — The game clock will start after an incomplete pass on the signal of the referee, except inside the last two minutes of the first half and the last five minutes of the second half.

    Play Clock — A 35-second/25-second play clock will be adopted instead of the typical 40-second/25-second clock.

    Sacks — The game clock will not stop on quarterback sacks outside of the final two minutes of the game. Currently, the game clock stops in these situations outside of two- minutes of the second and fourth quarters.

    Now, y'all... play nice—

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/24/2015 11:28:35 AM PST · 54 of 206
    Bender2 to Cletus.D.Yokel; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ..
    Re: Where the hell is Karras...?

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Karras

    On January 7, 1963, Karras's ownership in Detroit's Lindell AC Bar became a source of controversy when league officials urged him to sell his financial interests in the place because of reports of gambling and organized crime influence. After first threatening to retire rather than give it up, Karras admitted placing bets on NFL games and was suspended by the league, along with Green Bay Packers' running back Paul Hornung, for one season (1963).

    During his exile, Karras returned to pro wrestling, taking on such memorable characters as Dick the Bruiser, but was then reinstated, along with Hornung, on March 16, 1964 by NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle. Upon returning to action in 1964, Karras once refused when an official asked him to call the pregame coin toss.

    "I'm sorry, sir... I'm not permitted to gamble."

    And from http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/39669872/former-detroit-lions-great-alex-karras-died-on-wednesday-at-age-77:

    His poor eyesight forced him to wear thick glasses everywhere, except on the field. Glasses were not allowed on the field. Contact lenses had not been perfected. He played all 161 games of his career in a fog.

    "He couldn't see the scoreboard, couldn't see the clock," Roger Brown, the tackle next to him, said. "He always was asking me how much time was left, how much yardage. So we were talking for the whole game. When came to the bench, he'd put on the glasses and was able to see."

    Life in the fog had at least one embarrassing moment. Karras' older brother, Ted, was a guard for the Chicago Bears. Luckily, he was on the other side of the line most of the time. The guard who tried to block Karras usually was Roger Davis. In a certain game against the Bears, Karras felt Davis was holding him. Karras did not like this. He told Davis that there would be repercussions if he were held again.

    Next play? Held again. Repercussions. Karras grabbed his assailant. Threw him to the ground. Stepped on him. Warned him that worse punishment would arrive with further transgressions.

    "Are you nuts, Alex?" the assailant said. "I'm your brother."

    Gadzooks, Clet, they just don't make 'em... like they used to, do they?

    BTW this is for big... and Bart--

    http://media.10news.com/photo/2012/10/10/Alex%20Karras_1349884332675_284495_ver1.0_320_240.jpg

    http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/bart_starr_1962_11_22.jpg

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/24/2015 11:12:57 AM PST · 53 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Re:

    Well, big, not as much... as these--

    Yet I know you'll be coming back with Green Bay's 13 NFL championships... but we're talking Super Bowl Trophy Footballs here.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f3fTVkavMVg/STqPwbOvCiI/AAAAAAAAAlo/VxBRVNbtzE4/s400/5x-SUPER-BOWL-CHAMPIONS--rings.gif

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    01/22/2015 2:47:58 PM PST · 31 of 126
    Bender2 to ColdOne; DoodleDawg; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: [Spoiler Alert]

    Well, I was at the "Justified" panel at Comic-Con... and it was interesting--

    "My husband here doesn't want me to ask this... but since you've slept with both Raylan and Boyd-- Which was the best in the hay?

    "That would be telling-- And I'm not supposed... be giving spoiler alerts about this coming season--"

    "Oh hell, Joelle! Go ahead... and spoil alert 'em!"

    "What the heck! Here's.... the straight poop--

    "This season I'm having hot, torrid sex... with Art.

    "What a way to end the series... ain't it?"

    Yea, campers, this was for all the fat old farts who watch "Justified"... because they have the hots for Ava--

    Bendy, are you... coming up to bed?

    Be right there, Ava... be right there--

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    01/22/2015 1:58:36 PM PST · 26 of 126
    Bender2 to ColdOne; big'ol_freeper
    Yeah, I found that out when I auditioned in 2009 for the part of Art Mullen but they said... I needed to gain about 50 pounds--

    So I went over to big's... and he consoled me--

  • Justified Final Season Thread [Spoiler Alert]

    01/22/2015 1:10:30 PM PST · 10 of 126
    Bender2 to ColdOne; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Re: Boyd kills Dewey at the end of the episode...

    But that... That don't mean I cain't come back in a flashback-- Don't it?

    Sure, Dewey, you just keep on... thinking that.

  • Remembering the Last Lion

    01/22/2015 12:33:14 PM PST · 28 of 52
    Bender2 to Kaslin; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    I shall be remembering Winnie on Saturday with the following postal cover issue:

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/22/2015 3:59:28 AM PST · 33 of 206
    Bender2 to rickomatic; nascarnation; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; ...
    Those 'K' Ball rules in force today came into effect... because of what happened in Seattle to Tony.
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/21/2015 5:18:59 PM PST · 2 of 206
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Bend, I got no dog in this hunt... but I do hate them Seahags more than I do the Pats.

    Holy Air Pump, Batman... Hank is not getting his pick in!

    Before you can make your pick, Darling, you have to grab the bull... by the corn--

    Al just loves it... when I grab his corn!

    Look, get your pick in, folks, before... I use up all the hot water--

    BTW big, to ease the Packer getting the nasty end of the stick last Sunday... I made these up for you:

    From http://www.ebay.com/itm/15-Jan-1967-AFL-NFL-Championship-Super-Bowl-I-5-of-6-Cachet-Cover-A-/281570479179?ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT:

    From http://www.ebay.com/itm/15-Jan-1967-AFL-NFL-Championship-Super-Bowl-I-5-of-6-Cachet-Cover-B-/281570479343?ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT:

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  • NFL Schedule - 2014 Season Super Bowl XLIX [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 22]

    01/21/2015 5:18:10 PM PST · 1 of 206
    Bender2
    Gadzooks, that well oiled circus known as the Super Bowl has come full circle again... to roll back into town with it uninflated balls hanging out--

    First, some old biz-- There are posters here on FR who claim to read these NFL Thread religiously... yet they do not know my team is the Dallas Cowboys-- First, Last & Always.

    I won't say they are at best liars... as I will leave it to those who have been regulars on these NFL Threads for years to make judgement--

    Now, as for Infaltifada Uprising known as Ballgate, let us go back a few years to the home of those pointing the longest fingers. The NFC Wild Card playoff round on January 6, 2007, where the Seattle balls handlers picked the newest, slickest, hardest to handle and catch football to give to the refs for my Cowboys to attempt a game winning field goal as time ran out. The rest, as they say is history--

    Now, as the years have passed I have not harped on that. Neither has Tony Romo even when that failed attempt is shown each and every year ad nauseam.

    Each team works up the footballs for their quarterbacks and kickers. Use Google or youtube to see what is common knowledge among more knowledgeable NFL fans.

    Every team in the NFL looks for the best advantage and takes what it can to get the job done. That job is winning. Period. Second place is for the coaches who get pink slips--

    As they says, "Sprinkles... are for winners!"

    So, was the psi of the footballs at Gillette Stadium the only thing that made a difference in who won the game. Perhaps if the game had been real close or depended on one single play--

    For instance let us say... that PAT attempt in Seahagland back in the 2006 season.

    The Pats won last Sunday because they routed the Indy Colts in all areas of the game: passing, running and butt-kicking--

    But in the long run, facts or common sense do not take away the tinfoil. Unfortunately those shiny-manureheads and their conspiracy forever outlook will be with us like bad weather and certain fans who turn off even their own.

    Now I am not a fan of the Patroits... Don't believe me, ask big.

    D'oh! Bendy sure ain't no fan... of my Pats.

    Back in 2007 the New England Patriots were on the verge of being the only 19-0 team in NFL history. During that season there was one particular poster on the NFL Thread that made nearly everyone sick with his outlandish rants and sharp taunts to anyone. I found myself rooting for the New York Giants to win Super Bowl XLVI--

    Gadzooks! Just saying that... caused me to throw up a little in my mouth--

    So, here we are with the Seahags playing big's Patty Cakes in the Big One-- The Whole Enchilada-- Super Bowl XLIX

    While I need to give the devil their due, the Seahags pulled off a miracle finish last week... but I don't think they will repeat as NFL Champs. Where the Packers didn't have a killed instinct last Sunday. The Pats did, do and will let the hot air out of Seattle's slick, overinflated balls.

    If I am wrong, and the Seahags win, I will not shout they cheated or rigged the game. I will just suck it up... and start planing for my Boy being in Super Bowl 50!

    Now, get you picks in... before I accuse you all of killing Kennedy!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 4:49:29 PM PST · 365 of 455
    Bender2 to All
    All y'all have fun. I'm turning in... early tonight.

    And we... appreciate it, Bendy!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 4:38:14 PM PST · 362 of 455
    Bender2 to Mama Shawna; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Re: YOU GOT EFFIN OWNED DUDE!!!

    Gadzooks-- Strange you should say that as my Cowboys did not play today... So roll back your tinfoil as we went the entire season with out any of your comments I can recall on these 2014 NFL Live Threads.

    So now I can live the rest of my life... without any further comment to your misdirected ALL CAPS rants--

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 4:20:42 PM PST · 356 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Re: Green Bay 22... Seahags 28

    Well, big, I suffering, too... No Good Wife tonight.

    One good thing, Bendy. You won't be in bed with that naked Good Wife tonight... so come to "Downton Abby" and give me all your attention--

    Get me drunk... and I'll let my hair down--

    What... the hell--

    Better... than a sharp stick in the eye!

    http://media.giphy.com/media/2rtQMJvhzOnRe/giphy.gif

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 3:39:21 PM PST · 329 of 455
    Bender2 to Rummyfan; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
    Well, these Indy Colts ain't my Colts by any stretch, but I want them to beat... that wine sippin' Brady Bunch!

    Really, Art-- Hasn't big... suffered enough today?

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 3:30:27 PM PST · 302 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    I do not like the Seahags... but they pulled off a hell of a comeback!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 3:22:46 PM PST · 284 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper
    Re: Not sure... either team deserves to win

    Gadzooks, big-- You've truly become... a Bears fan!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 3:09:58 PM PST · 255 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper
    Gadzooks, big-- Get ready... for tons of manure wrapped in tinfoil to fall on this thread!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 3:06:47 PM PST · 248 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper
    Let me know... what happens!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 2:23:36 PM PST · 188 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Re" NFL... Stereotypes

    Gadzooks, big... Are you going to stand for that?

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 12:35:52 PM PST · 109 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper
    Gadzooks, big... the score should be 14-Zip Packers!
  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 11:30:43 AM PST · 94 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Re: Bend, it's almost game time... Need to sober up

    Hunnnn? What-- What was that... big?

    Gad... zoooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkssss!

    Not... again!

    How? Just how will I... get rid of this cheese smell?

    Hey, Bend, you could be trying to get rid... that Seahag Starbucking smell!

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 9:57:54 AM PST · 87 of 455
    Bender2 to big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..
    Re: When I first started following NFL football back in the mid-1950s... the Baltimore Colts were my team.

    Golly, Ben-- Remember when we... were just little kids?

    Sure do, big--- Those... were the days!

    Yeah, a bottle of beer... was a nickle!

    Gadzooks, big-- That is worth... remembering!!!!!

    Arrrrrrrgggggggggggg! Nickle beer... almost as good as Packer Groupies on Pirate Night!

    Eh-- Eh, big-- Shouldn't Aaron... be studying the Seahag defense?

    Well, Ben, it is Pirate Night... and she is a Packer Groupie--

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 8:59:46 AM PST · 84 of 455
    Bender2 to hoagy62
    Re: That's not entirely accurate. Hello there.

    Hey, hoag-- Glad to see a worthy opponent... who never wears tinfoil on his noggin'

  • NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Conference Championships Playoff Thread Week 20]

    01/18/2015 7:54:05 AM PST · 79 of 455
    Bender2 to circlecity
    Re: Well, there’s one Colts fan still hanging around. Looking for a monster upset today. Believe in the shoe.

    Well, Circle-- When I first started following NFL football back in the mid-1950s the Baltimore Colts were my team. And yeah, even back then... I hated the Deadkins--