<p>SAY this for the French. They may be a nation of left-leaning, America-bashing cheese lovers, but even they can’t stand Alec "Bloviator" Baldwin. The latest issue of French magazine Gala nicknames Baldwin "Bedain," which translates to "pot-bellied." The story also refers to the partisan actor as "L’ex-monsieur Kim Basinger." If the Long Island native ever does fulfill his promise to leave this country, he won’t find love in the City of Light."</p>