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Anthropology teaches us that all societies have their various subgroups, each with it's own beliefs, rituals and idiosyncracies. Now here in America we have the Democrat Party, broad in ethnic and cultural scope; and enjoying a sizeable enough segment of the population that they can sway the course of government without worrying about such petty triflings as election laws, accounting procedures, or the parliamentary rules of order. And within the upper eschelons of the Party-of-the-People there exists a new stratum of the elite: The Baby-Daddy. To make it into this good-ole-boys-club, one must first be a member in good standing...

Anthropology teaches us that all societies have their various subgroups, each with it's own beliefs, rituals and idiosyncracies. Now here in America we have the Democrat Party, broad in ethnic and cultural scope; and enjoying a sizeable enough segment of the population that they can sway the course of government without worrying about such petty triflings as election laws, accounting procedures, or the parliamentary rules of order. And within the upper eschelons of the Party-of-the-People there exists a new stratum of the elite: The Baby-Daddy. To make it into this good-ole-boys-club, one must first be a member in good standing...

Now I know that many of you out there are tempted to call ol' Mikey a 'fat bag of pig vomit' or 'a crack-smoking, glue sniffing, pile of goat sh!t' or some such, but in reality, MM did more for our cause than he could possibly ever know. I'm refering to the fact that whenever this d!ckhead showed his face on tv (when they could fit it all on the screen using a superwide telefoto lens) and puked out lie after lie about GWB, it only served to energize OUR base, not theirs. Much of the post-election analysis has shown...

Now I know that many of you out there are tempted to call ol' Mikey a 'fat bag of pig vomit' or 'a crack-smoking, glue sniffing, pile of goat sh!t' or some such, but in reality, MM did more for our cause than he could possibly ever know. I'm refering to the fact that whenever this d!ckhead showed his face on tv (when they could fit it all on the screen using a superwide telefoto lens) and puked out lie after lie about GWB, it only served to energize OUR base, not theirs. Much of the post-election analysis has shown...