Monday, August 1, 2011 Everything Is OK Now Date: August 1, 2011 To: The Hubbard City Cafe From: Mitch McConnell and John Boehner (Your leaders in Washington) 1. We made an agreement with Obama, Biden, Reid, and Pelosi and avoided financial catastrophe by raising the debt ceiling beyond the 2012 Election. Don't worry. Everything is OK now. 2. OK, we agreed to gut the military with large spending cuts in the first phase of the agreement and with even larger cuts with the triggers in the second phase, but don't worry. We never follow through on our promises to cut...