Let's pretend that Yo Mamma Bad Laden gets captured along with all his Mohammad/Allah Jihad zombies. What do we do with them? Well, we could shoot them in the back of the head, like they do in China. Or, we could hang them like the Toliban does. Or, and this is the most likely scenario, we could throw them into an American prison, replete with cable television, internet privileges, law libraries, three squares, access to the liberal media, periodic parole hearings, probability of (Hillary) Clinton pardon, concubine rights, and the absolute right to specify food which is consistent with ...