Tuesday, March 31, 2009 Washington D.C.: President Obama unveiled a new White House initiative designed to stimulate the economy, resuscitate ailing General Motors, and simultaneously support our federal and local undercover agents. “This plan brings Government/Business collaboration into a new era that breaches boundaries that were, up to this point, seemingly impenetrable.” The President said in an impromptu press conference late this afternoon. “As interim CEO for General Motors, I am in the unique position to offer the United States Government a deal too good to pass up!" “This Covert Agent Revitalization Plan (CARP) addresses the long overlooked problem of...