A friend wrote this last year, on the fifth anniversary of the WTC/Pentagon attacks. The professor entered the lecture hall. His neck strained left and right as he took in his surroundings. What greeted him was a sea of bored looking students. Up front were the guys who looked smart but weren't, the ones that would be consistently asking moronic questions. Behind them was an assortment of iPod-wielding misfits, from the garden-variety pothead, to the butch-cut, masculine-looking lesbian. All species in the genus college student were represented. He would have made harsh stereotypes about the students in back as well,...