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Ted Kennedy obit. Dateline 12 /teenth /200X: Miami Beach. Sad news of the drowning of Senator Theodore Kennedy (D Mass.) was announced today from the National Oceanic and Atmosphere Administration Laboratories where the body had been mistakenly sent for autopsy. The Circumstances surrounding Kennedy's death are under investigation, but seem to be accidental. Rumor has it that when trying to emerge from the water after a brief swim, most of the crowd mistook him for a Beluga whale trying to beach itself. In the rush to get him back into the water, it was overlooked that Beluga whales are incapable...

This is an E-mail I recieved today from a friend who has lived in europe quite some time now. He is probably the last of what I would call a true Independent, although most of the time he leans Conservative. He is very credible to me, and has even appeared on various European political shows as a pro U.S. pundit. This is what he replied when I asked permission to put his article here. (Incidentally he know's me as Tex) Tex: It’s a good idea to keep my name out of it. They do have international phone directories with addresses...