"My FRiends!!" (To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends") My FRiends, I'm quite impressed... Yer zeal's unquestioned!! FReepin' excellence... Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!! Reject Left's swill...you know I will!! Hanoi John's got it rough... Left's gettin' desperate!! Willie's Prison-bound... MUD wants...to give Slick many years... Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!! I love all of you... Who're Right and Bold!! Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!! RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!! My FRiends are FReedom-blessed... Let's FReep the World!! Ignore the LeftWing Press... They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!! Left must confess!! I love all of you... HOO're Right...