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  • Homeland Security Department Gags Local Law Enforcement to Protect 'Privacy' of Illegal Aliens

    10/30/2009 11:13:55 AM PDT · by Nachum · 13 replies · 826+ views
    CNS News ^ | 10/30/09 | Penny Starr, Senior Staff Writer
    (CNSNews.com) – The Department of Homeland Security is gagging local law enforcement agencies around the country to protect the privacy of illegal aliens. Under "revised" 287(g) agreements between the Department of Homeland Security’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement division and state and local law enforcement agencies, any information about local police efforts to enforce federal immigration law must be cleared through ICE before it can be released to the media or the public. DHS says it is doing this to protect the privacy of illegal aliens.
  • Cards from heaven have dead man talking

    12/25/2007 12:11:26 PM PST · by HKMk23 · 10 replies · 250+ views
    Associated Press via Yahoo! News ^ | 12-25-2007 | AP Staff Writer
    ASHLAND, Ore. - Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving — written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."
  • Scientist Claims Men Are Funnier Than Women

    12/21/2007 7:25:57 PM PST · by blam · 97 replies · 203+ views
    The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 12-22-2007 | Nick Britten
    Scientist claims men are funnier than women By Nick Britten Last Updated: 1:40am GMT 22/12/2007 Men are more naturally funny than women, according to a male scientist who says men make more jokes and the gags tend to be more aggressive. As part of his research Professor Sam Shuster, of Norfolk and Norwich University Hospital, rode a unicycle around Newcastle upon Tyne and judged the reaction of 400 onlookers. Comedians Victoria Wood and Peter Kay He said 75 per cent of male respondents made snide comments such as "Lost your wheel?" and jeered, while few women made cutting remarks and...
  • HOWARD DEAN FINALLY GAGS HIMSELF

    11/15/2005 1:26:18 AM PST · by NickatNite2003 · 11 replies · 1,142+ views
    MichNews.com ^ | Nov 15, 2005 | J. Grant Swank, Jr.
    It’s about time. National Democrat Party Chairman Howard Dean gagged himself on Sunday morning just minutes before Meet the Press went telecast. That’s a plus for Dean. There may be some brain cells actually lit up in his head. Perhaps as time passes, more will start perking toward the reasonable end of the cerebellum. At least we were spared a Dean hate speech rev up this Sunday when he ducked out of a head-to-head with National Republican Party Chairman Ken Mehleman. (snip) Truthfully, we all have come to realize that the Dem Party is a killing party. It kills the...
  • Afghan warlord 'had human dog to bite victims'

    10/08/2004 6:04:54 PM PDT · by aculeus · 17 replies · 1,285+ views
    The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^ | October 9, 2004 | Sue Clough, Courts Correspondent
    An Afghan warlord who settled in Britain kept a human dog to bite his victims and waged a campaign of kidnap and torture against civilians, the Old Bailey was told yesterday. Faraydi Zardad, a veteran fighter against the Russians and the Taliban, was the commander of soldiers manning checkpoints on the Jalalabad road, the vital supply route between Kabul and Peshawar. He had complete authority in the area between 1992 and 1996 and "had a fearsome reputation for being cruel and merciless", the court was told. In the first prosecution of its kind Zardad, 41, who was arrested while living...
  • Vt. Gov. candidate Clavelle ca ca ca can't say TAX!

    09/21/2004 11:39:05 AM PDT · by JimVT · 4 replies · 382+ views
    Peter Clavelle's mega million plan