When you pay top dollar you deserve a good show, not more same-same droning on our global warming doom from the faith's high priest. So, as a community service to all those needy lawyers and global-warming carpetbaggers slithering into Melbourne's Sofitel this lunchtime for a bore from Gore, I offer this column. Ta-daah! It's a how-to guide to getting true value from Gore's speech. To getting $1000 of guaranteed fun. Yes, guaranteed, because I can boast that I'm a Victor Kiam: I like my advice so much that I bought it myself. Last year I, too, heard Gore, the star...