Posted on 09/20/2007 10:42:16 AM PDT by Mount Athos
When you pay top dollar you deserve a good show, not more same-same droning on our global warming doom from the faith's high priest.
So, as a community service to all those needy lawyers and global-warming carpetbaggers slithering into Melbourne's Sofitel this lunchtime for a bore from Gore, I offer this column.
Ta-daah! It's a how-to guide to getting true value from Gore's speech. To getting $1000 of guaranteed fun.
Yes, guaranteed, because I can boast that I'm a Victor Kiam: I like my advice so much that I bought it myself.
Last year I, too, heard Gore, the star of An Inconvenient Truth, preach about the warming apocalypse.
It was as deadly as any hour-long sermon about sin, guilt, hell and redemption, and came alive only at the end, when I asked Gore to explain several glaring problems with his man-made heating-to-damnation theory.
Wow! You should have seen him hit the roof. He started bellowing like a Southern Baptist revivalist, trying to blow my facts away with bluster. How we laughed. Worth our trip to California just for that, happy executives later told me.
So, hoping to spread the joy, here's fresh questions for the Sofitel lunchers to ask Gore -- questions that should work like a flame to a Catherine wheel.
Question 1: Mr Gore, isn't it true that three of the four scientific bodies, which take the globe's temperature -- including your own National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration -- say there's been no warming since 1998? That's not what you've predicted, is it?
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“... the term “democrat” originated as an epithet and referred to ‘one who panders to the crude and mindless whims of the masses.’”
Fixed it
He’s liable to step out from behind the podium and threaten fisticuffs for exposing him as a fraud.
The fool does not like to “debate”.
He’s got RFK’s son out there calling anyone who dissents from their view of man made global warming “a traitor”.
This was a great read!
He better watch it, he’ll get Tazed for asking these kinds of questions to a Presidential loser...
I know, I know... the word “Presidential” is optional...
The Gulf water temp. is normally 87 - 88 degrees at this time of year (I've been following it for over 30 years), but right now it's at 82.2 close in and 83.7 offshore (at the automated weather buoy #42039).
There goes a lot of potential hurricane fuel, but the Gulf warmth helps ease our winters here by acting as a huge heat sink (cools in summer/heats in winter) and heading toward winter with a cooler Gulf doesn't sound favorable for a mild winter.
BUMP GLOBAL WARMING
I hope it was a vegan lunch, we have all been warned about barnyard animal’s emissions.
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