The multiple reports stating that Jeff Goldblum died today in a tragic fall while filming a movie in New Zealand are 100% false. Having been online for longer than we’d like to admit, we caught this story as a fake immediately — because it’s originally from at least 2006. While the story has remained the same throughout the years, the actors names have varied. Last time, it was Tom Cruise. This time, it’s Jeff Goldblum. In six months, it’ll be Zac Efron.