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  • (Vanity) Allah and Man at Columbia, or Say it Ain't So, Mo!

    09/24/2007 7:22:45 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 4 replies · 532+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    The news has been full of stories of the visit of Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to New York, and more specifically to Columbia University, where he was to deliver a speech and answer questions from the audience. Before today’s talk, the coverage was full of debate, with the usual arguments from both sides. Liberals tended to describe the occasion as an opportunity to advance freedom of speech, while conservatives portrayed this as just one more example of leftists ignoring the greater good of the country in order to practice various platitudes. (One other example of this during the visit to...
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-24-2007

    09/24/2007 4:26:21 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 145+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now they've let the cat out of the bag when he tore down the Mexican flag You can burn Old Glory but that's not this story. "Xenophobic" and "Racist!" they nag!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-23-2007

    09/23/2007 11:48:13 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 162+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-23-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. There's a Muslim who'd not show his hand (He claimed he was holding the Koran.) And the cops were unfazed but the man, he was 'tazed' Which must not have been part of his plan.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-22-2007

    09/22/2007 3:05:06 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 152+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A reporter who gave himself airs Found himself getting pushed down the stairs! And not just by riff-raff ...but the Congressman's STAFF! There's finally a Congressman who cares :-)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-21-2007

    09/20/2007 8:47:25 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 127+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Columbia University in a bid for more diversity Called Ahmadinejad Now that's really too bad! They've disgraced all of New York City!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-19-2007

    09/19/2007 9:00:08 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 7 replies · 260+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-19-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. You've heard the latest from Dan Rather? It seems he's worked up in a lather! He's suing the network (Now he looks like a jerk) We've *all* grown tired of his blather!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-18-2007

    09/18/2007 9:24:56 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 142+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-18-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. By the time you looked up and said, "What?!!" Bernanke had announced a rate cut Of a half a percent! Should we all thank the gent? ...or get mad he saved some banker's butt?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-17-2007

    09/17/2007 7:53:45 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 3 replies · 210+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-17-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. By now I think we all should know That there are deeds which are just so low That to pay for the crime You cannot just do time Sentence them to Barry Manilow!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-8-2007

    08/08/2007 8:30:28 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 196+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-8-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. What will our wildlife officials do? Have they found an escape from a zoo? Though it somehow seems hard (and without a green card) By I-90 they've found...kangaroo!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-5-2007

    08/05/2007 8:45:34 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 171+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-5-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. WARNING! MATURE (or maybe *very* immature) topics. You have been warned. He was not an everyday masher Then again, he's not quite a flasher Sex in public, so, fine... but with a traffic sign? So I guess that makes him a "gate crasher" ??
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-2-2007

    08/02/2007 8:23:46 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 203+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-2-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A terrorist from Glasgow has died Tried to detonate, but he just fried Did he have time to learn from the third-degree burn? "Islamic Kamikaze" with PRIDE!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-30-2007

    07/30/2007 7:23:56 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 172+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-30-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. It must be a publicity stunt Should we all go look for Allen Funt? For the call letters spell Err, *ahem*, you see, well... I won't say it. I'll fall back and punt!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-25-2007

    07/25/2007 9:35:33 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 175+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-25-2007 | trey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. New Jersey cannot fund its pensions Given with the best of intentions Being short really sucks Fifty-eight billion bucks! Cause for retiree dissensions!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-24-2007

    07/24/2007 8:13:12 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 184+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Ward Churchill has got himself fi-red They concluded that he had 'liared' Lets make him the first one whose free ride is all done The liberals' lies make us tired!
  • (Vanity) Political LImerick 7-22-2007

    07/22/2007 7:14:48 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 4 replies · 440+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. For this story, believe it or not-- The cops found seven acres of pot So in order to close it, they had to bulldoze If they'd burned, how high would they have got?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-21-2007

    07/21/2007 3:17:50 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 235+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. From Thailand, a news story that's grim A man dies when an elephant stomps him The beast had been provoked by the man it was poked So I guess this proves the man was dim!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-20-2007

    07/20/2007 8:08:17 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 206+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-20-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Laura Ingraham grills Johnny Sutton Her questions were right on the button! And as she closes in you can hear Johnny spin sounds like his head's made out of mutton!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-19-2007

    07/19/2007 7:32:02 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 175+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-19-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. The news certainly is not the best of a weapons-related arrest Parts for old F-14's and you know what that means... They were purchased at Iran's behest!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-15-2007

    07/15/2007 7:40:39 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 382+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-15-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. They admit it? Well, it's about time Illegal immigration and crime If you let them sneak in They'll continue to sin To reverse the trend would be sublime!
  • (Vanity) Prayer Request, moving back to Minnesota

    07/13/2007 8:11:44 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 19 replies · 583+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-13-2007 | grey_whiskers
    This is just a quick prayer request. I am relocating to Minnesota. I will be driving there the next three days, and my family is going to follow with the moving trucks in the first week in August. Any and all prayers for a happy safe trip, and God's blessing on the new life, are welcome.