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Photographer who captured moment naked bather gave pursuit says he ‘gave it his all’ The photographer who captured the drama said the unidentified nudist was happy for her to share the images, which show him in bare-bottomed pursuit of the boar and her two piglets while fellow bathers look on in amusement. The wild boar, sightings of which have become increasingly common, had apparently spotted a pizza being eaten by other bathers. It seized a yellow bag containing the man’s laptop, probably believing it to contain food, and was chased by the man into the undergrowth. Another witness said: “When...

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ae1ac9f9cd9e37203565 Please pass this on to all your FRiends. FReegards, David WITH all the serious talk lately about doom and gloom.. I thought a little humor was in order.. with a POSITIVE and ENCOURAGING message for all

DARWIN AWARDS 2007 And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. This years nominees are: Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriends windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI. was killed in March as he was trying to repair...

Someone sent these pics to me in an e-mail.. I don't know where they originated to give credit if anyone knows please let me know... enjoy !!

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How do you figure out whether a foam firefighting system in an air force hangar is set up correctly and works? Well you turn it on for a few seconds, to make sure it's got pressure and everything. First you set up a scaffolding so you can record the event and show the flow coming out of all nozzles. And then you let 'er rip. After 15 seconds you can see foam is covering all areas it has to, so the test is successful. Shut 'er off. Uh, guys? Shut 'er off? Aw crap. Whatever was meant to shut off...

I cried on that day 9-11 When those Towers came crashing big time, I cried when they sank Teddy Kennedy, Cause I'd lost a candidate of mine, But when it comes to Iraqi Invasion That's where I draw my sand line, So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal! I go to Civil Rights rallies And I put down the old NRA, I love Mikey and Cindy and Corrie I hope every liberal sips a latte, But don't talk about freeing markets, Higher taxes are what you must pay, So love me, love me, love me, I'm a...

The debate here on FR has been getting increasingly heated in the last few days, so I figured a humor break would be in order. Check out my friend's phony news report on border security...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q9K1X1WzzM

To flush the Koran down a toilet? Now, anyone who’s tried to flush anything down a modern toilet knows that this is highly improbable, but we decided to test it out for ourselves.Not wanting to provoke another bloodletting across the Muslim world, we used a simulated Koran, specifically Al Franken’s scholarly tome Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot (we were going to use Franken’s more recent book with the slightly more humorous title of Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, but we couldn’t find any laying around that we could pick up for free in the 30...

Top 10 Signs you are a member of a Redneck Baptist Church 10. Pastor's waders for the baptistry are full camo with a built-in duck-call on the shoulder strap; 9. Sunday's offering receipts included a $10 store credit voucher for Joe Bob's Liquorama; 8. Revivals with guest preacher always coincide with church staff vacation -- the first weekend of deer season; 7. Church bus no longer has wheels or an engine, but is still parked out back to use for Sunday School classroom space; 6. Church orchestra consists of a banjo, steel guitar, mouth organ, bass fiddle, and a tub...

CROCKETT'S BLUFF, AR – In a startling collision of modern technology and ministry, Crockett's Bluff Community Church is the first known church in America to use Logitech's biochip technology to receive its weekly tithes and offerings. According to last year's church theme - "Be ID'd With CBCC in '03" - the congregation of 15,782 outfitted each member of its flock with a subdermal microchip in the right hand. The device, smaller than a mustard seed, contains the banking information of each worshipper and is scanned by an usher as he or she enters the sanctuary. Pastor Bud Caldwell readily admits...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut! Trumpet fanfare. I bet you thought I forgot, but I never forget, my friends. It's time for an update. We have another SUV update. Here's Paul Shanklin with our theme. This is "In a Yugo." (Playing of In a Yugo.) As the snow flies At a used car lot on the edge of town A liberal guy and a liberal gal buy a Yugo (Chorus: Buy a Yugoooooooo) And they drive with pride 'Cause if there's one thing that this world needs It's environmental friends who will take the lead In a Yugo (Chorus: In...

Over the course of this week we'll be hearing a lot about Ronald Reagan, much of it false. A number of news sources have already proclaimed Mr. Reagan the most popular president of modern times. In fact, though Mr. Reagan was very popular in 1984 and 1985, he spent the latter part of his presidency under the shadow of the Iran-Contra scandal. Bill Clinton had a slightly higher average Gallup approval rating, and a much higher rating during his last two years in office. We're also sure to hear that Mr. Reagan presided over an unmatched economic boom. Again, not...

(2003-03-11) -- Hollywood insiders privately acknowledge that left-wing politics and compassion may not be the primary forces driving actors to protest a potential war with Iraq. "As any reporter knows, you follow the money," said an unnamed gossip columnist. "If war starts, many hours of entertainment programming will be replaced with war coverage. That means less need for actors. So-called 'reality TV' has already taken a bite out of the need for professional Hollywood actors. And war is the ultimate reality-TV." The Screen Actors Guild announced today a new ad campaign designed to convince Americans of the value of professional...

Out of the 19 Islamic terrorists that attacked America in 9/11, how many Iraqis?Hint-----ZERO Out of the thousands of Islamic militants arrested in the US and Europe, how many Iraqis?Hint----ZERO Where did the US discover there is a new El Quaida terrorist camp? Hint----Iran, not IraqWell, I am not the smartest man in the world, but the above facts should give me a hint on who should be my greatest enemy?

These are taken from real Résumés and Cover Letters, and were printed in the July 21st issue of "Fortune" Magazine: 1. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet pogroms." 2. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year." 4. "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions." 5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave." 6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades." 7. "It's best for employers that I not work with people." 8. "Let's meet, so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience." 9....