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Urinetown Vets Star in New Monica! The Musical, About a Certain Intern By Robert Simonson 18 May 2005 Monica Lewinsky, the only intern in the history of humankind to be universally known by her first name, is the subject of the long-in-development show Monica! The Musical, which will a limited run at Manhattan's Theatre Three May 20-27. Directed by Casey Hushion, the new musical features book and lyrics by Daniel J. Blau and Tracie Potochnik, music by Adam Blau and musical direction by Nadia DiGiallonardo. Potochnik and the two Blau brothers have been dealing with Monica! The Musical almost as...

Seven years on, Washington interns are still struggling to shake off the Lewinsky tag, finds Abbie Finfrock It is 11am in Washington DC. Here I am, an ingénue 20-year-old intern, sipping my coffee and desperately trying to figure out how my tape recorder works so I can accurately cover an event at the American Enterprise Institute think-tank, when a man in his late fifties walks over and offers to help.

No Love Child Left BehindUpset over yesterday's NY Post article, Democratic Assemblyman Herman "Denny" Farrell stormed into The Post's Albany bureau and threatened state editor Frederic U. Dicker on Dicker's radio show. Farrell cried "I'm so freakin' mad. If this was a neighborhood, you know how this could end,". He also added "I just came in to let your listeners know what a piece of slime you are," and added "You're a bully." Within a few hours Farrell issued an apology to the listeners, but not to Dicker. The soon-to-be father has also raised the indignation of local constituents who...

LITTLE CROCK, Ark. — Our neediest president has out done even himself. Bill Clinton has chosen not to roll into history with his chin up and his pants zipped. He's staging an eternal hissy fit. On the first day real people not titled President or named Bono were allowed inside, I traveled to this land of delusion for an up-close peek at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library — the ex-prez's glass-and-concrete personal acid trip. Now I get it. This jumbled tribute to history, Clinton-style, is not a museum in the classic sense. It tells deliberate lies. It tries...

Currently, The Discovery Channel, "The FBI Files," is covering the murder of Ms. Mahoney, the previous "intern whose name begins with 'M'." Does anyone else remember the Clinton connection with this "mafia style murder."

John sKerry is already seeking to complile a list of prospective interns. Just in case he wins the Presidential Election. Former President "Slick Willy" has been brought in to advise him on what qualities he should look for when interviewing prospective applicants. Here he is interviewing his first applicant. (She was highly recommended by "Slick Willy")

You know the game. Kerry hits on a keyword and we take a drink. Please submit your keyword choices in a reply and i'll add the most popular five to the keywords section of tonight's live thread. Keywords are limited to 20 characters, no spaces.

Since I did not see this story here I will post it. (fair use) Levys open door for civil lawsuit By SUSAN HERENDEEN BEE STAFF WRITER Last Updated: June 19, 2004, 05:38:40 AM PDT Susan and Robert Levy may try to hold someone liable for their daughter's unsolved death, according to a petition to be considered Monday by a probate judge in Stanislaus County Superior Court. Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old Washington, D.C., intern who was romantically linked to then-U.S. Rep. Gary Condit, did not have a last will and testament when she disappeared in May 2001. In a declaration, Susan...

Three months ago, Columbia Journalism School grad Alexandra Polier was the target of Internet rumors and media speculation about a supposed extramarital affair (denied by all concerned) with Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry. Back then, the 27-year-old Polier's photograph was published in papers from New York to London, and she pleaded publicly "that the press respect our privacy and leave all of us alone." But now she's had enough of privacy. Word from Nairobi, Kenya - where Polier has been living with the family of her Israeli fiancé, Yaron Schwartzman - is that she's toiling on an epic essay about...

MIDI - MORE THAN A FEELING I woke up this morning to check out the news The kids got the GLOBE and brought it inside I looked at them both and their eyes had bulged Their jaws had dropped...they were quite surprised My wife was reeling...there's porno on page one Yes, she was seething...oh my goodness, what has this rag done? Nude Iraqi chicks there on display Some wore blue thongs like an intern wore Although this time they were on top their head They did it like rabbits on camera "They're genuine," that's what the GLOBE said That's...

http://members.cox.net/c-mccammon/music.htm MIDI - TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT Take this church and shove it...I won't listen anymore If I want to...to mass I'll be coming...with an intern whore And if I want to take Communion...just what will you do Take this church and shove it...I ain't listening to you Pontiff, dear, my wife's loaded...and she's my only boss If you try to give me lectures, it will be a total loss Winning votes is all that matters...the DNC leads the way So as I watch your lips moving...blah, blah is what you say Take this church and shove it...I...

With all this Great Advice, how can he lose???

The Web is full of articles from around the globe about presidential hopeful John Kerry's alleged two-year affair with a journalist named Alex Polier (see, e.g., google.com), yet none of America's TV networks (except Fox) or mainstream newspapers are reporting about it (except the Washington Times, the New York Post, and the New York Daily News). She is a journalist who apparently fled to Kenya, and her father has reportedly called Kerry a "sleazeball," but the American media is only reporting about George W. Bush's military record more than 30 years ago! What a double standard and a travesty. I...

First you do an orchestrated hit on Howard Dean --- after you've hyped the expectations for his candidacy through the stratosphere --- coordinated with some "Kerry the Warrior" boosting "just to be sure" we have really come up with someone "electable" in our desperate quest to replace the Bush cabal of Israel Firsters/ Neocon Empire Wannabes, Wall Street Wiseguys, Arms Merchants and Oil Barons before they finally do escalate this into a World War, and who all belong on trial in the Hague. THEN! you snip together some film to make Dean look like crazy Howard Beale in the movie...

LONDON (AP) — A British newspaper on Tuesday defended the accuracy of its story quoting the father of Alexandra Polier, the woman who has been the subject of rumors linking her to Sen. John Kerry. The unsubstantiated rumors arose on the Internet last week, saying that Polier, a 27-year-old freelance journalist, had an affair with the front-running Democratic presidential candidate. Both she and Kerry have denied the allegation. On Friday, The Sun tabloid quoted Polier's father, Terry, as being harshly critical of Kerry. In statements released to The Associated Press on Monday, Terry Polier, of Malvern, Pa., said that he...

The woman at the center of unsubstantiated rumors that Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts had an extramarital affair released a statement on Monday in which she denied any romantic involvement with him. "I have never had a relationship with Senator Kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false," the woman, Alexandra Polier, 27, said in the statement. "Whoever is spreading these rumors and allegations does not know me, but should know the pain they have caused me and my family."

The Default Democrat from another world How do you feel about "outsourcing"? John Kerry, the Default Democrat that his party's poor voters are trying hard to pretend to be excited about, is very opposed to it. His stump speech includes fierce denunciations of American corporations that export jobs overseas. He has pledged his support for a "Call Center Consumer's Right To Know", which would require that the guy at the call center identify his location at the beginning of every call. Right now, you just get vague hints – for example, if I'm in New Hampshire and dial directory inquiries...

<p>"For the last several days I have seen Internet and tabloid rumors relating to me and Senator John Kerry. Because these stories were false, I assumed the media would ignore them. It seems that efforts to peddle these lies continue, so I feel compelled to address them. I have never had a relationship with Senator Kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false. Whoever is spreading these rumors and allegations does not know me, but should know the pain they have caused me and my family. I am in Kenya with my fiance visiting his family, and we ask that the press respect our privacy and leave all of us alone."</p>

<p>The story is being shushed around the family dinner table &#8212; and in newspaper city rooms &#8212; but all the neighbors are talking about it.</p> <p>What the neighbors are talking about are rumors of marital infidelity by Democratic White House front-runner John Kerry, and they have learned about them from the Internet, talk radio and the foreign press.</p>