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  • The Ironic IAEA

    02/25/2008 6:31:57 AM PST · by jdm · 1 replies · 22+ views
    Captain's Quarters ^ | Feb. 25, 2008 | by Ed Morrissey
    Mohammed ElBaradei has issued a new IAEA finding that states Iranian explanations of its nuclear activities -- with one glaring exception --are "consistent" with the agency's own findings. Danielle Pletka and Michael Rubin slam ElBaradai in today's Wall Street Journal for his agenda in assisting Iran in hiding the true nature of its nuclear activities, and of hiding behind his Nobel Peace Prize to do so: The report represents Mr. ElBaradei's best effort to whitewash Tehran's record. Earlier this month, on Iranian television, he made clear his purpose, announcing that he expected "the issue would be solved this year." And...
  • British Yachtsman who Counted on Global Warming to Cross Arctic Now Trapped by Ice

    09/04/2007 5:08:45 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 121 replies · 6,171+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | September 4, 2007 | P.J. Gladnick
    In one of the most hilarious cases of being tripped up by dubious scientific hype, British yachtsman Adrian Flanagan attempted to be the first to sail across the arctic north of Russia. He based his hope on the fact that he believed in the Global Warming propaganda that the arctic is rapidly losing its ice thus making his trip possible. One little problem. Cold cruel reality has crushed the Global Warming hype and now Flanagan's boat is trapped by ice in the arctic. To add to the irony, Flanagan who seems to be destined to go down in history as Wrong...
  • Lock of Che Guevara's Hair To Be Sold (Former CIA Operative Auctions Dead Commie Pig's Hair Locket)

    09/03/2007 2:14:19 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 30 replies · 547+ views
    Yahoo! News ^ | Mon Sep 3, 12:51 PM ET | Yahoo! News
    Lock of Che Guevara's hair to be sold Mon Sep 3, 12:51 PM ET MIAMI - A former CIA operative and Cuban exile plans to auction what he says is a lock of Che Guevara's hair, snipped before the Argentinian revolutionary and friend of Fidel Castro was buried in 1967. Gustavo Villoldo, 71, was involved in Guevara's capture in the jungles of Bolivia, according to unclassified U.S. records and other documents. He plans to auction the hair and other items kept in a scrapbook since the joint CIA-Bolivian army mission 40 years ago. "It's time for me to put the...
  • MADD Award Winner Charged With DUI

    05/06/2007 10:49:21 PM PDT · by mathprof · 25 replies · 841+ views
    ap via yahoo ^ | 5/3/07 | STAFF
    A city police officer who recently received an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving has been charged with drunken driving, authorities said. Specialist Charles Beebe's SUV was pulled over Wednesday in Aurora, Ind., after a motorist reported that he had forced two vehicles off the road, the arresting officer's report said. Beebe failed a field sobriety test and agreed to a chemical test. His blood-alcohol content was 0.08 percent, the point at which a motorist is considered legally drunk in Indiana, according to the arrest report. Beebe, 54, pleaded not guilty Thursday in Lawrenceburg, Ind., and was released on $1,500...
  • Luzhkov Says Gay Parade Is 'Satanic'

    01/29/2007 3:08:19 PM PST · by A. Pole · 39 replies · 932+ views
    Moscow Times ^ | Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | Carl Schreck
    Mayor Yury Luzhkov on Monday denounced gay rights parades as "satanic" and vowed that he would never allow such events to be held in the city. Speaking during a Russian Orthodox Church conference at the Kremlin, Luzhkov said the city would reject any application to hold a gay pride parade and crack down on anyone who chose to march in defiance of the ban, just as it did in 2006. "Last year, Moscow came under unprecedented pressure to sanction the gay parade, which can be described in no other way than as a satanic event," Luzhkov said in televised comments....
  • Jolie Picks Place On "Atlas"

    09/22/2006 3:18:25 AM PDT · by everitt12 · 32 replies · 712+ views
    Dark Horizons ^ | Sept 21 | Garth Franklin
    That rumour from the other month is now confirmed, Angelina Jolie is set to star in the film adaptation of Ayn Rand's iconic tome "Atlas Shrugged" for Lionsgate reports Variety. Jolie, a longtime fan of Rand's, was eager to play the role of Dagney Taggart, the most powerful female character in any of Rand's books. A movie version of the Russian-born author's novel, which runs more than 1,100 pages, has been long in the making. For years, producer Al Ruddy tried to bring "Atlas Shrugged" to the bigscreen, attracting the interest of Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford and Faye Dunaway along...
  • Woman Killed On Drive To See Dying Husband

    08/17/2006 7:53:39 AM PDT · by Sax · 4 replies · 162+ views
    WKMG ^ | 8/17/06 | WKMG Local 6 News
    COCONUT CREEK, Fla. -- A woman driving to see her dying husband in a hospital was killed after her car plunged into a canal, authorities said. The husband died about six hours later. Irma Charlot, 74, of Coconut Creek was driving to Northwest Medical Center in Margate about 10:30 a.m. Wednesday when she lost control of her car, police said. She was pulled from the vehicle and rescue workers performed CPR . Charlot was pronounced dead at the same hospital where her husband of 47 years was. That afternoon, Jean Joseph Charlot, 80, died from kidney failure. Irma Charlot may...
  • Rumsfeld: Ironic That Zarqawi Dies on Eve of Iraq Government Successes

    06/08/2006 9:35:08 PM PDT · by SandRat · 13 replies · 464+ views
    Defense News ^ | Kathleen T. Rhem
    Rumsfeld: Ironic That Zarqawi Dies on Eve of Iraq Government Successes By Kathleen T. RhemAmerican Forces Press Service behave in a way that assures the people of that country that they are, in fact, going to be fair to all elements of the society -- the Kurds, the Shiia, the Sunnis and others,” Rumsfeld said. Rumsfeld also said he was particularly impressed that Maliki proposed a reconciliation process and that he announced he would make it a top priority to deal with militia forces within Iraq to try to end violence there. “(Maliki has) demonstrated he’s the kind of...
  • In a Scientist's Fall, China Feels Robbed of Glory

    05/14/2006 8:41:10 PM PDT · by sully777 · 24 replies · 1,094+ views
    NY Times ^ | Published: May 15, 2006 | By DAVID BARBOZA
    SHANGHAI, May 14 — Not very long ago, China saw itself as a nation on the verge of a technological breakthrough. But today, China appears shocked and shamed by a scandal that has already begun to tarnish that vision. It involves a top computer scientist, Chen Jin, who became a national hero in 2003 when he said he had created one of China's first digital signal processing computer chips, sophisticated microchips that can process digitized data for mobile phones, cameras and other electronic devices. His milestone seemed to hold the promise of helping close the enormous gaps with the West...
  • Starring Role in ABC Drama Leaves Pr. George's Fuming(Commander in Chitlin's Swan Song)

    04/29/2006 6:39:34 AM PDT · by rmgatto · 7 replies · 355+ views
    Washington post ^ | 4/29/06 | Allison Klein and Ovetta Wiggins
    ABC's prime-time drama "Commander in Chief," starring Geena Davis as the president, ignited an explosion of anger in Prince George's County yesterday as community leaders denounced an episode as offensive and racist for portraying the county as crime-ridden and in need of a federal takeover. In the episode that aired Thursday night, called "Ties That Bind," Davis's character, Mackenzie Allen, watches a segment on the local news about civil unrest in Prince George's during a protest over the high homicide rate and a lack of police protection. She then goes to the Prince George's city of Hyattsville and gets out...
  • Good Samaritan Hospitalized Next to Victim

    01/18/2006 10:22:11 AM PST · by freepatriot32 · 1 replies · 268+ views
    http://www.comcast.net/ ^ | 1 18 06 | Associated Press
    KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Good Samaritan who helped a road accident victim found himself injured and lying in a hospital bed several hours later _ next to the man he'd helped _a news report said Tuesday. Police Sgt. Abdul Kadir Said, 47, had stopped to help victims of an accident involving two motorcycles and a truck in the northern Malaysian state of Kedah on Saturday, the New Straits Times newspaper reported. After putting a splint on victims' broken leg, Abdul Kadir sent him in a van to hospital in Alor Star town before heading back to his police station...
  • CRIMINALS AND VITIMS

    03/26/2005 3:50:00 PM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 2 replies · 65+ views
    3/26/05 | TC
    Ex-felon to be exported for testimony as ex-bodyguard in Jackson case yet the judge of death refuses to grant the same for Terri? The ex-felon is the criminal. Terri is the innocent victim. This is very important. Watch the future proceedings with this ex-felon and learn how the system accepts him as a casualty of whatever in their attempt to excuse his criminal actions, spin him as a victim, and free him. The innocent are on their own as is Terri. They do not deserve the media support or political assistance. People have become indoctrinated into the acceptance of violence....
  • Cardinal urges boycott of Da Vinci Code

    03/16/2005 9:54:28 AM PST · by todd1 · 23 replies · 544+ views
    Houston Chronicle ^ | March 16, 2005 | Reuters News Service
    VATICAN CITY - The cardinal leading the Vatican's charge against The Da Vinci Code urged Catholics today to shun it like rotten food and branded the bestseller "a sack full of lies" insulting the Christian faith.
  • Alanis Morissette Becomes U.S. Citizen

    02/17/2005 8:55:45 AM PST · by Drew68 · 99 replies · 2,633+ views
    AP (via yahoo) ^ | 17 Feb. 05
    Alanis Morissette Becomes U.S. Citizen LOS ANGELES - Canadian Alanis Morissette is now an American citizen. The 30-year-old singer was among some 4,500 people who took the citizenship oath during a ceremony last week at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Morissette isn't turning her back on Canada — she's maintaining dual citizenship. "I will never renounce my Canadian citizenship," Morissette said in a statement Wednesday. "I consider myself a Canadian-American. "There was a turning point during the ceremony where I felt connected to this country in a way that I didn't quite expect," she said. "America has been really great...
  • CA: An ironic photo op for GOP's top target

    12/07/2003 9:17:47 AM PST · by NormsRevenge · 7 replies · 195+ views
    Sac Bee ^ | 12/7/03 | Aurelio Rojas
    <p>There was Assemblywoman Nicole Parra, getting an autograph from Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at a rally in Bakersfield, where he used his bully pulpit to pressure Parra and other Democrats to support his budget plan.</p> <p>Adding irony to the photo that appeared last week in newspapers around the state: Parra is the Republican Party's No. 1 target in next year's Assembly races, based on her slim 266-vote victory in 2002.</p>
  • HOW WE ARE LOSING WORLD WAR II

    10/18/2003 3:25:55 AM PDT · by Dallas59 · 50 replies · 1,444+ views
    Life Magazine ^ | Jan/07/1946 | John Dos Passos
    We are in a cabin deep down below decks on a Navy ship jam-packed with troops that’s pitching and creaking its way across the Atlantic in a winter gale. There is a man in every bunk. There’s a man wedged into every corner. There’s a man in every chair. The air is dense with cigarette smoke and with the staleness of packed troops and sour wool. “Don’t think I’m sticking up for the Germans,” puts in the lanky young captain in the upper berth, “but…” “To hell with the Germans,” says the broad-shouldered dark lieutenant. “It’s what our boys have...
  • Arabic TV faces expulsion for 'incitement' (al-Jazeera & al-Arabiya in the Iraqi doghouse)

    09/22/2003 8:56:50 PM PDT · by Pokey78 · 13 replies · 331+ views
    The Guardian (U.K.) ^ | 09/23/03 | Rory McCarthy
    Iraq's governing council is to take action against the Arabic television networks al-Jazeera and al-Arabiya for what it calls "incitement to violence" in their reporting about Iraq. Some sources in Baghdad said the council intended to expel the two leading Arabic channels from the country for a month. Leading Iraqi officials have complained for several weeks about the tone of the coverage on the Arabic networks, particularly their decisions to air recorded messages from Saddam Hussein and threats against the 25 Iraqis who were appointed to the governing council. Samir Shakir Mahmoud al-Sumaidy, head of the council's media committee, told...