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  • America: At a Dangerous Time.

    11/08/2016 8:14:09 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 96 replies
    11/8/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    In the time of the Roman Empire, when a General won a major battle for Rome, he would hire or press an Auriga into service. An Auriga was a slave, albeit a very literate one, who would whisper into the General's ear "Memento homo"(remember you are only a mortal man) during the celebrations and processions. I will serve as Free Republic's Auriga, today. While I am ELATED that Donald Trump has seemingly cinched victory, I am forced to remind us all that America has just entered it's most dangerous time in the entire history of the country. The most dangerous...
  • A thought on how to change the tone around here.

    03/15/2016 3:39:50 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 235 replies
    3/15/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I have been through several of the Free Republic "Silly Seasons", aka, the Republican presidential primaries. Every one of them is rough, but this is the worst one of all. I'm guilty of being a dog, but even this dog can learn new tricks. Here is my proposal: LET NO ONE SPEAK ILL OF ANYONE ELSES CANDIDATE. ONLY POST POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT *YOUR* CANDIDATE. I think that would just about eliminate the rancor. We won't get 100% participation. But heck, if we got even a fraction of that, Free Republic would be a lot nicer a place, in this, the...
  • Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like?

    01/02/2016 8:14:00 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 244 replies
  • If You Don't Like Trump, You're a Commie. Don't Be a Commie.

    10/20/2015 8:44:07 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 270 replies
    Donald Trump in 2016 is the last hope for America. Ted Cruz is also a very good choice, but he just doesn't seem to quite light people on fire like Trump does. It may be too late for America, but we must try to reverse the damage of the Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama years. Unrestricted -- even encouraged -- illegal invasion of America is changing the very face of the electorate. We are losing in Trade Negotiations with the Chinese. Iran is on the brink of a nuclear weapon, and recently unveiled thousands of mobile missile launchers capable of delivering those weapons. Obamacare...
  • The Bailout Of The US Postal Service Begins: Cost To Taxpayers - $110,000 Per Union Vote

    04/26/2012 8:49:05 AM PDT · by mojito · 19 replies
    ZeroHedge ^ | 4/26/2012 | Tyler Durden
    A week ago, when reading between the lines of what had heretofore been considered an inevitable USPS episode of austerity in which hundreds of thousands of labor union workers would lose their jobs but in the process would streamline a thoroughly outdated and inefficient US Postal Office bureaucracy, we asked if a US Postal Service bailout was imminent, focusing on the following: "Enter Ron Bloom, Lazard, and the very same crew that ended up getting a taxpayer funded bailout for GM. From the WSJ: "The Postal Service's proposal to close thousands of post offices and cut back on the number...
  • Pictured: The female teachers who have undermined their positions of trust...

    05/11/2015 5:21:57 AM PDT · by Haiku Guy · 28 replies
    The Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 5/11/15 | Sophie Jane Evans
    Pictured: The female teachers who have undermined their positions of trust by 'having sex with students in classrooms, at home and even in a school parking lot' - All of these teachers have been accused of sexual misconduct this week - Claims include having sex with students in classrooms and in parking lot - One female teacher was 'caught with a male student at home' by husband - She later allegedly texted 16-year-old boy: 'Lie like you've never lied before' - Another teacher 'had sex with a student repeatedly in school classroom' - School district superintendent remarked that such claims...
  • Outrage as woman finds valet ticket with insulting description of her as fat

    12/30/2012 7:49:52 PM PST · by Morgana · 79 replies
    mailonline ^ | 12.30.2012 | staff
    A Florida woman is still recovering from the insult at finding a valet ticket that described her as fat. Sharyn Peoples used a valet when she was in Boca Raton in early December to park at a local mall while she appeared at a play but when she picked up her car she found the ticket identifying the driver with the words 'play,' 'red dress' and 'fat.' 'I was mortified,' she told WTVJ. 'In handwriting it said 'play, red dress, and fat' on it.' Peoples said she found the description insulting and shocking and she contacted LAZ Parking of Florida,...
  • Laz has been found!

    11/06/2012 1:11:07 PM PST · by nevergore · 53 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11-06-12 | NeverGore
    Laz the Rage Monkey has been found after going missing ealier today
  • Happy Birthday, Laz!

    11/05/2012 11:11:35 PM PST · by shibumi · 82 replies
    A Little Bird Told Me | 11/06/2012
    It's Lazamataz Birthday Today!
  • Humblegunner meets Lazamataz (caption this pic!)

    10/05/2012 9:09:55 PM PDT · by NYTexan · 470 replies
  • 76-year-old man, 64-year-old woman arrested for having sex in Myrtle Beach park (SC)

    08/02/2012 11:23:31 PM PDT · by SC Swamp Fox · 63 replies
    WBTW News13 ^ | 2 Aug 2012 | WBTW staff
    MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - Two Myrtle Beach senior citizens were arrested Wednesday after police said they caught them having oral sex in a public park. According to a police report, James Colie Harsey, 76, was performing oral sex on Audra Elizabeth Rodriguez, 64, by a bridge in the Balsam Park on Balsam Street around 3 p.m. Both suspects were found to be intoxicated and had several vodka bottles in their possession when arrested, police said. Harsey and Rodriguez are both charged with exposure of private parts in a lewd and lascivious manner.
  • Happy New Year! Vanity! Happy New Year! Vanity!

    12/31/2011 3:45:50 PM PST · by Winstons Julia · 119 replies
    vanity | 12/31/11 | winston's julia
    Sue me. I hope every Freeper has a fantastic 2012. May we say bye bye to Obama. May Christians unite and stop quibbling over silly stuff. May all of us remain open enough to welcome young people (like me) into the ranks of conservatives. May Free Republic continue to thrive. May God provide an upcoming Reaganesque politician down the road. May civil war not happen. May your pantries be full.
  • Pole dancing pushes bid as Olympic sport

    12/06/2011 10:19:35 AM PST · by Scythian · 50 replies ^ | December 2, 2011 | Stephen Smith
    The criteria for being considered a new Olympic sport is certainly evolving. In 2009, the IOC deemed golf, rugby and women's boxing as worthy additions - but popular sports such as baseball, softball and karate were nixed. Now another "sport" is staking its claim as Olympic caliber - pole dancing. The campaign to get pole dancing into the Games has been in the works for a couple of years. But now, according to the Washington Post, the Pole Fitness Association and other like-minded groups are circulating petitions to get the dance form in the 2012 London Games. Pole dancing may...
  • How To Field Strip and Clean a GLOCK with Ashley

    11/06/2011 2:30:11 PM PST · by TheThirdRuffian · 52 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11/05/2011 | Ashley
    Apparently, there is something about GLOCKs in this video.
  • My mom is dying. Prayer warriors requested.

    07/07/2011 8:29:44 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 194 replies
    July 7, 2011 | Lazamataz
    My mom is in septic shock from kidney issues. She has multiple sclerosis and has been pretty bedbound for a while. Please pray that she has a miracle and pulls through.
  • Handy Wood charged for 2 separate indecent exposure incidents

    06/22/2011 2:08:16 PM PDT · by WOBBLY BOB · 39 replies
    WHPT ^ | 6-22-11 | Ryan Eldredge
    State Police in Newport have charged a 35 year old Duncannon man for two separate incidents of indecent exposure. Police say Handy Henry Wood went through a McDonald’s drive-thru on May 17th and exposed himself to a female worker.
  • LAZ Will Manage 'Park and Fly' Lots Near Bradley

    03/27/2011 5:09:30 PM PDT · by raybbr · 55 replies ^ | March 25, 2011 | N/A
    Hartford-based LAZ Parking will now manage three "park and fly" operations at Bradley International Airport that transport airline passengers from parking lots outside the airport to the terminals. The lots, formerly known as FastTrack Airport Parking, will be renamed LAZFLY Airport Parking. LAZ is investing $2 million to upgrade the three locations and is replacing all the old shuttle buses. The lots are at 24, 35 and 110 Ella Grasso Turnpike in Windsor Locks. "LAZFLY's focus is to provide the highest quality customer service to airport parkers while bringing additional resources and a national level of experience to the facilities...
  • The REAL History of Free Republic, 2009 Edition (c)

    12/30/2009 6:17:52 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 130 replies · 2,544+ views
    Free Republic | 12/30/2009 | By Lazamataz
    What did we all do before Free Republic? Well, it might surprise you to know there never was a time before Free Republic. And as good as the forum is now, it was much then. I remember the Good Old Days of Free Republic. It was the 1970's. You should have been on Free Republic back in the 1970's. It was all different back then. "Clinton's a liar" was named "Kennedy's a perv". Michael Rivero was posting a series debunking the moon landing hoax, and showing how Apollo 13 was likely crippled by a Soviet missile, not some 'center fuel...
  • Have A Happy FReeping New Year/The Real History Of Free Republic

    12/31/2010 3:48:55 PM PST · by writer33 · 168 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 12/31/10 | Chris Davis/Lazamataz
    Since my registration on this site, January 15, 2004, I look forward to the New Year and my sixth anniversary with the finest "Red Staters" across the globe. It is this place that exhibits more generosity than every country combined. There is no finer place on the Internet. Over the course of 2010, there has been no better display of patriotism and Americanism than this beloved Red, White and Blue forum. Despite the claims of the world, FReepers celebrate the New Year, giving more than they receive. With the never-ending support of this web site, Free Republic will continue to...
  • Alina Kabaeva: Vladimir Putin's Mistress Alina Kabaeva Hits Mag Covers (Laz-would-hit-it PING!)

    12/15/2010 11:04:02 AM PST · by greatdefender · 46 replies · 3+ views
    Third Age ^ | December 15, 2010
    Alina Kabaeva made headlines a couple years ago when it was discovered that Russian leader Vladamir Putin had an alleged mistress - Alina Kabaeva - and was likely headed for divorce from his wife because of his affair. Today, Alina Kabaeva is making headlines once again - but for a different reason. The gymnast is now gracing the covers of a popular Russian magazine and looks sexier than ever. The magazine is comparable to the United States' Vogue Magazine. Alina Maratovna Kabayeva is a Russian sportsmaster and politician. She is currently a State Duma deputy from the Party of United...
  • Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Split Up

    12/14/2010 12:48:25 PM PST · by OldDeckHand · 71 replies · 1+ views
    People ^ | 12/14/2010 | Sara Hammel
    Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have separated. "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage," they say in a joint statement. "We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."
  • I'll donate an extra twenty bucks to this FReepathon to free Lazamataz. (Vanity)

    10/01/2008 7:02:55 PM PDT · by Paul Heinzman · 281 replies · 6,835+ views
    10/1/2008 | Paul Heinzman
    This is pure vanity, and bribery at that. Laz is important to this site. He's rude, he's crude, he's sometimes lewd. The mods can always ban him again. They surely will. But free Laz for now and I'm in for another twenty bucks. Who's with me?