I've got an idea for a new video game. I'm going to call it "Bloodsucking Progressives Must Die." Heroic tax-resisting players armed with crowbars will be able to bash in the heads of redistributionist parasites like President Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Paul Krugman, George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, Warren Buffett and Rachel Maddow. (To satisfy unquantifiable but undeniable right-wing sexual kinks, Maddow will be dressed only in her underwear.) Can you say fun? Liberal blood and brains flying everywhere! Just kidding, of course. A game in which conservatives savagely beat in the heads of their political opponents would be wrong. Even...