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We can only hope that Joe Kennedy III hasn’t started a trend and that we will be spared having to watch Nancy Pelosi on CNN slathered over with lip balm LOL! The last thing Rep. Joe Kennedy did before going on camera for his State of the Union response was to slap on the ChapStick. Joe Kennedy III, that is. In any case, the Dem rep chosen to make the official Dem response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address, needed no mirror to find his own mouth. Like most other Democrats, a loudly wailing mouth is his...

Drug dealers are peddling a new marijuana product called Wax that looks and feels like lip balm and packs a kick equivalent to smoking 15-20 joints of weed. Police in Roswell, Ga., discovered 80 grams of Wax during a recent drug bust. Roswell Police Officer Zachary Frommer told Fox 5 in Atlanta last week that the drug ring was selling the substance to high school students. “It’s just an extra kick,” he said. “It gets ’em higher and it gets ’em higher faster. The 15-20 joints you smoke can equal a dose of the Wax.” The marijuana concentrate, also known...

Usually the post office ranks right above the DMV as the least exciting place on earth, but imagine the joy you could offer to your fellow frustrated shippers with the gift of bacon, no skillet or greasy fingers required. That’s right, bacon lovers, crankiness at the post office could be a thing of the past if everyone stocked up on bacon-flavored envelopes. J&D’s sells a pack of 25 for only $6.99 and also features a wide variety of other bacon-flavored goodies like Bacon Lip Balm and Bacon Popcorn. Hmm, now if only the DMV could create bacon-flavored driver licenses.

Man Saved by Lip Balm April 13, 2005 Call it the case of the lucky ChapStick. Steven Jacobs, a physician's assistant in Brooklyn, N.Y., dropped his tube of lip balm at work last Wednesday — and bent over to pick it up just as a bullet flew through his office window, reports the New York Post. Police and witnesses said Jacobs, 35, was working at the Ditmas Park Rehab/Care Center (search) just before 3 p.m. when two men started arguing on the street outside. One guy pulled out a BB gun — which prompted the other to yank out a...