Posted on 11/19/2009 8:48:51 PM PST by smokingfrog
Usually the post office ranks right above the DMV as the least exciting place on earth, but imagine the joy you could offer to your fellow frustrated shippers with the gift of bacon, no skillet or greasy fingers required. That’s right, bacon lovers, crankiness at the post office could be a thing of the past if everyone stocked up on bacon-flavored envelopes. J&D’s sells a pack of 25 for only $6.99 and also features a wide variety of other bacon-flavored goodies like Bacon Lip Balm and Bacon Popcorn.
Hmm, now if only the DMV could create bacon-flavored driver licenses.
Send the to CAIR and all your Muslim friends!
Sort of makes the phrase “eating your words” take on a whole new meaning.
We can’t. The Muslims would sue, and the government would withdraw the envelopes, because diversity is our strength.
The post office had to recall the Obama inauguration stamp. People were spitting on the wrong side.
....Bob
there are going to be freepers on this thread having literal orgasms. Just wait til the bacon pics start coming LOL. Will check in as the posts grow.....
...I don't have the time...
Indian Mutiny, part deux !
You think the mailman has trouble with dogs now, just wait...
That was my first thought too. You beat to it!
Dagnabit!
Forgot to pull that “one time use” tag line leftover from another conversation some other place..
(Note to self: Remove brain from cardboard box and install in skull before operating Free Republic.)
Beat ME to it.
Oh Good Grief!
This type of moment arrives only once in a lifetime.
I’m so excited right now, it feels like I’m 7 years old on Christmas morning.
I don’t want to post “what I might do” with bacon-flavored envelopes.
Send this historic thread to everyone you know!!!
The inventor of bacon-flavored envelopes is a greater mind than Linus Pauling, Tesla, or Einstein!!!!!
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