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  • Arab Spring faces cold, hard reality in Tunisia -- where it all began

    03/20/2013 5:30:11 PM PDT · by NoLibZone · 4 replies
    foxnews.com ^ | MArch 20 2013 | FNS
    Social disruption, dramatic declines in mining and tourism and the Feb. 6 assassination of popular leftist leader Chokri Belaid, who was gunned down outside his home in the capital apparently by hard-line Islamists, known as Salafists, have all contributed to a darkened atmosphere inside the birthplace of the Arab Spring. There’s a sullen resentment at the failure of the Islamist government -- it is ruling with two secular center-left parties – to move the economy on.
  • Are we on the Brink of an Energy Revolution? Andrea Rossi to Build 1MW Power Plant

    10/13/2011 10:11:41 PM PDT · by Kevmo · 95 replies
    OilPrice.com ^ | October 13 2011 | Al Fin
    Are we on the Brink of an Energy Revolution? Andrea Rossi to Build 1MW Power Plant Written by Al Fin Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:45 Andrea Rossi and partner Professor Sergio Focardi recently announced to the world that they have created a cold fusion device which produces more energy than it consumes. As you can imagine this has drawn a great deal of interest from the scientific community as well as a huge number of skeptics . One way to prove your sceptics wrong is to actually do what you say you are going to do. Once the deed...
  • One of the funniest news sites you'll ever see

    09/29/2011 7:45:54 AM PDT · by Notary Sojac · 8 replies
    The Rumford Meteor home page ^ | 29 Sept 2011 | Rumford Meteor editorial staff
    A few excerpts:"2011 Honey Princess To Visit Fryeburg Fair After The Swelling Goes Down" "Governor Touts Online Fraud Hotline. To See If You’ve Been Scammed, Send Your Name, Social Security #, And D.O.B. To The Meteor And We’ll Forward It " "Proposed New Red Sox Uniform Omits Shoelaces, Belt"
  • Iran says cheap "Made in China" Qurans full of typos

    09/01/2011 1:40:36 PM PDT · by NYer · 51 replies
    Global Public Square ^ | August 31, 2011 | Patrick Winn
    Iran's Organization of the Holy Quran is scolding Iranian publishers who've outsourced production of the holy book to Chinese printers.Apparently, their copies of the Quran are riddled with typos, according to the Tehran Times."These tableaus are made quite cheaply in China but are sold for much more than they are really worth to make that much more profit," said an official with the organization who monitors and evaluates Qurans available in Iran.The official even urged importers to halt future Quran shipments from China, the Times reported.If you're keeping score at home, China is accused of shipping out seafood laden...
  • Osama Bin Laden's Last Facebook Post

    05/04/2011 12:18:24 PM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 35 replies
  • Pelosi: GOP Budget Will Deprive Seniors Of Meals (VIDEO)

    04/05/2011 2:38:56 PM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 38 replies
    realclearpolitics.com/video/ ^ | April 5, 2011 | realclearpolitics.com/video/
    VIDEO:Pelosi: GOP Budget Will Deprive Seniors Of Meals
  • Michael Moore Sues Weinsteins Over 'Fahrenheit 9/11'

    02/07/2011 5:16:06 PM PST · by Free ThinkerNY · 26 replies · 1+ views
    hollywoodreporter.com ^ | Feb. 7, 2011 | Matthew Belloni
    Filmmaker Michael Moore has sued Harvey and Bob Weinstein, accusing the brothers of “Hollywood accounting tricks” and “financial deception” that cheated him out of at least $2.7 million in profits from the hit documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. In a lawsuit filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Moore says the Weinsteins and an affiliated entity called the Fellowship Adventure Group agreed to split profits from the film 50-50 but then diverted monies to hide them from Moore. The suit for breach of contract, breach of fiduciary duty and constructive fraud claims that in 2008 Moore conducted an audit of the 2004...
  • Globe Magazine on 'stressed-out' Obama: Obama's birthplace cover-up takes terrible toll on Prez

    01/13/2011 9:27:41 AM PST · by rxsid · 53 replies
    obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com ^ | 1/13/2011 | ObamaRelease YourRecords
    "Globe Magazine on 'stressed-out' Obama: Obama's birthplace cover-up takes terrible toll on Prez; the phony birth certificate that haunts him... Via Globe Magazine; Stressed-out Barack Obama has lost a whopping 30 pounds amid fears that shocking new investigations into his REAL birthplace will bring down his presidency, say sources. Plus, the phony birth certificate that haunts him. Find out who is turning up the heat in a bombshell world exclusive. "http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/01/globe-magazine-on-stressed-out-obama.html
  • Hillary for Vice President? The movement is gaining traction.

    08/10/2010 9:07:08 AM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 109 replies
    wsj.com ^ | August 10, 2010 | JOHN FUND
    As President Obama sinks in the polls, Democrats and liberal pundits inevitably are searching for a scapegoat. The most likely victim appears to be gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden, who has become the focus of speculation that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton just might replace him on the 2012 Democratic ticket. Former Virginia Gov. Doug Wilder, his state's first African-American governor, touched off the controversy. Writing at Politico.com last week, Mr. Wilder argued that Mr. Biden's tenure has been undistinguished and chock full of "too many YouTube moments." He charged that Mr. Biden "has continued to undermine what little confidence...
  • Obama Says the GOP Has “Spent the Last 20 Months Politicking”

    08/09/2010 12:56:33 PM PDT · by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! · 81 replies
    abcnews.com ^ | August 09, 2010 3:27 PM | Sunlen Miller
    Hitting the campaign-cash trail again today, President Obama in Austin, Texas today opened up a string of attacks against the Republicans, painting them as a party that lacks seriousness and ideas due to only looking forward to the next election. “There has been a fundamental lack of seriousness on the other side,” Obama said to a crowd at the Four Seasons hotel in Austin, “We've spent the last 20 months governing, they have spent the last 20 months politicking." The president – who has been out on the stump raising cash and throwing his support behind local candidates increasingly –...
  • Sarah Palin Will Announce Her Candidacy On Feb 6th 2011 In Tampico, Illinois

    05/18/2010 12:18:47 PM PDT · by MaxCUA · 92 replies · 1,901+ views
    Citizen Palin 4 President ^ | Michael J. Fahy
    Sarah Palin will announce her candidacy for President in Tampico, Illinois (or maybe Dixon or Eureka) on February 6, 2011, Dutch Reagan's 100th birthday. That is not just my prediction/fantasy; others thought the same after her Wednesday address in Chicagoland's suburban Rosemont, where she unabashedly took charge of the then erupting Highland Park school debacle. Palin fired up the Chicago crowd, citing Ronald Reagan as a driving influence in her life and political career.
  • Are you watching "Breaking News" in the sidebar? Go Mods!

    10/09/2009 9:42:21 AM PDT · by greyfoxx39 · 65 replies · 2,202+ views
    Vanity
    Breaking News (News/Activism) FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3) BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news) BREAKING: Obama wins "Survivor" reality show! BREAKING! obama wins "American Idol" BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics! Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010 Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!! Barack Obama becomes New Santa Clause BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!! Barack Obama Wins Indianapolis 500! BREAKING: Obama Wins Dancing with the Stars Trophy - Rest of Season...
  • The 'Rats at the DUmp are Ready to Dump Obama

    08/16/2009 11:32:08 AM PDT · by GLDNGUN · 121 replies · 5,877+ views
    The DUmp | 8/16/09
    News that the White House is ready to abandon the "public option" has the 'rats and the DUmp depressed and desperate. In fact, I think a few of them need some "end of life counseling"...
  • Clinton: Obama has proven his toughness, international savvy

    07/26/2009 8:00:54 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 49 replies · 313+ views
    Clinton: Obama has proven his toughness, international savvy Posted: 10:34 AM ET WASHINGTON (CNN) — Hillary Clinton is convinced. After questioning Barack Obama's international savvy and toughness while campaigning against him last year, the secretary of state said Sunday she has seen plenty of both from the president so far. "Those were appropriate issues to raise in the campaign," Mrs. Clinton said Sunday on the NBC program "Meet the Press." She went on to declare: "I'm here to say that I think his performance in office has been incredible." Asked specifically about her campaign criticisms, Mrs. Clinton said, "I don't...
  • Ward Churchill Meets his own Little Big Horn

    07/14/2009 11:56:05 AM PDT · by foutsc · 4 replies · 1,628+ views
    Nietzsche is Dead ^ | 14 July 09 | foutsc
    Ward "Little Eichmanns" Churchill has met his own Little Big HornAcademic Fraud and pretend Indian Ward Churchill got the ultimate smackdown from Judge Larry Naves. No money, no reinstatement, nada. He even took back the $1 settlement the last jury gave him. You get a big award of doodly-squat, tonto! Thus ends the Churchill-CU Circus. Naves is a well-respected judge appointed by Democrat Roy Romer, so this will not be overturned. Even the Daily Camera, newspaper of the People's Republic of Boulder, says it's past time to kick this charlatan to the curb. Native American-Hippie Chic Here in the West,...
  • Ahmadinejad calls Obama meddler, likens him to Bush

    06/25/2009 10:38:17 AM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 27 replies · 1,349+ views
    CNN.com ^ | June 25, 2009
    TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday called the U.S. president inexperienced, compared him unfavorably to President George W. Bush and suggested he apologize for "interfering in Iran's affairs." "Do you think that this kind of behavior is going to solve any of your problems? It will only make people think you are someone like Bush," the semiofficial Fars news agency quoted Ahmadinejad as saying. "You are at the beginning of your way and you are gaining experience, and we do not wish the scandals of the Bush era to be repeated during your term of office,"...
  • Tokyo man caught fishing for women's underpants

    10/02/2008 4:05:49 AM PDT · by Renfield · 32 replies · 800+ views
    Yahoo News ^ | 9-30-08
    TOKYO (AFP) - Tokyo police said Tuesday they had arrested a man with a passion for women's underwear who used a fishing rod to reel them in. Akira Hino, 51, was arrested last week for stealing a pair of knickers from a laundry pole on a second-floor balcony, a police spokesman said. He stretched out a three-metre (10-foot) rod and caught the underwear on a hook, the Mainichi Shimbun reported...
  • The Negligee

    05/16/2008 8:54:14 AM PDT · by Jeff Chandler · 10 replies · 104+ views
    The Negligee A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500-- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Once upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well not be there. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked. I'll...
  • Clemens regrets personal 'mistakes'

    05/05/2008 7:36:54 AM PDT · by TexasCajun · 16 replies · 108+ views
    The NYTimes of the South (Houston Chronicle) ^ | May 5, 2008, 1:38AM | JOSE DE JESUS ORTIZ
    <p>In his first comments since a tabloid linked him to extramarital affairs last week, Roger Clemens on Sunday acknowledged making "mistakes" in his personal life. For those mistakes, he apologized to his family and the public, but the seven-time Cy Young Award winner remained steadfast in his denials that he has used steroids or human growth hormone.</p>
  • BREAKTHROUGH!

    04/26/2007 12:27:19 PM PDT · by Kolar308 · 28 replies · 1,134+ views
    Hooterville Weekly | 0426/07 | Kolar308
    In a startling development, Acme-Atomic Neutronics has devloped a florescent, single sheet use, carbon neutral toilet paper. A spokesperson says the newly developed paper is solar powered and can be reused up to 50 times by liberal rock stars and producers of environmental scare movies. "We know how the green crowd likes to make sure their private jets and tour bus toilets don't get clogged up by regular toilet paper so we worked night and day to come up with this environmentally safe solution." To demonstrate the new paper, the spokesperson used the bathroom and then screwed the paper into...