I realize we're all supposed to be in the tank for Mitt Romney, but when the heck did we suddenly love Social Security? We've got Karl Rove out there denying it is a Ponzi scheme solely because he hates Rick Perry. It's all politics, not principle. Mitt Romney says that millions of Americans being dependent on government for their retirement is the definition of a successful program. And we've got a solid segment of the conservative movement falling in line behind them. It's all so confusing. Are we all so damn scared of Rick Perry that suddenly we're going to...