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  • Military Humor (Not Child Safe)

    07/08/2006 11:58:45 AM PDT · by SandRat · 11 replies · 1,201+ views
    BEWARE THE K-10 SENTRY! A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when...