LADIES AND gentlemen, welcome to the first virtual debate of the new political season, a mock matchup to help take the true measure of two men locked in ideological conflict. Our first candidate is Mitt Romney. Candidate number two? Why, that's Mitt Romney as well. ... A note on the proceedings: While our forum is fanciful, the words in quotation marks are real. Let's begin. ... Please give us your views on gun control. MM: I supported the Brady Bill, which instituted a five-day waiting period before you could buy a handgun, and a ban on assault weapons. As I...