'Twas a few nights before Christmas and all through the street, Not a creature was stirring except this piano geek; The lights were all hung on the houses with care, In hopes that Jon wouldn't play piano there; The people were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of cello music danced in their heads; And Paul in his t-shirt and Al in his boots Had just settled down for an all night video shoot. When out in the street arose such a clatter, People sprang from their beds to see what was the matter Out the windows they...