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  • by Skinner

    05/14/2014 1:19:01 PM PDT · by chesley · 21 replies
    Skinner has created a new website,, that is supposed to be open to all, unlike DU. Civility, or the lack thereof, is the criterion for hiding a post, not political position. I just joined up so I don't know about the criterion for banning, if any. At any rate, I hadn't been on for 30 seconds before I was invited to join a jury. I voted to left the post stay, but was outvoted 5-2. Anyway, when you're caught up on the discussions here, maybe you might like to introduce some logic and facts into the discussions over there....
  • Warrantless: Police raid wrong house (76 yr old stroke victim)

    03/25/2012 7:48:03 AM PDT · by Behind Liberal Lines · 99 replies · 3+ views
    © Copyright 2012,, 25 Dill Street Auburn, NY ^ | Posted: Sunday, March 25, 2012 3:00 am | Justin Murphy
    There are few people less likely to sell drugs than Fred Skinner. The 76-year-old lives alone on Mc Neeley Road in Victory, getting by with help from neighbors. Much of his home has been quietly abandoned because he can’t get up and down the stairs; his son, also named Fred Skinner, said his mind “goes in and out.” Since suffering a stroke last July, he speaks haltingly, sleeps with an oxygen tank and has a pacemaker in his chest. Skinner doesn’t hear as well as he used to, but there was no missing the pair of crashes he heard late...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-16-10 (Head DUmmie Skinner's "Rules for DUmmies," v. 47.0)

    11/16/2010 7:31:14 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 87 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 16, 2010 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "This time FOR SURE!" Bullwinkle would exclaim to Rocky, as ONCE AGAIN he tries to pull a rabbit out of his hat. But of course, once again he would fail. Such is life for Head DUmmie Skinner (David Allen), Assistant Head DUmmie EarlG (Dave Allsopp), and Minor Flunkie DUmmie Elad (Brian Leitner), as they try to enforce rules for their insane asylum. They are now up to version 47.0, I think, as we see here in this THREAD, "An important announcement about the DU rules, and how we enforce them." Skinner's ineffectual attempts at creating order out of chaos...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-10 (Skinner Prepares DUmmies For Tuesday Night Disappointment)

    11/01/2010 3:44:51 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 71 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 1, 2010 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmie advantage.So now Head DUmmie Skinner is preparing DUmmieland for election night DEFEAT tomorrow as you can see in his THREAD, "We've got an election on Tuesday, and it might not go so well. Here's what to expect on DU." Well, I know what I expect...LAUGHS! Lots of them thanx to Drama Queen DUmmie histrionics. Yes, I fully expect the BEST comedy GOLD out of DUmmieland. It should be a goldmine there tomorrow night, chock full of comedy nuggets that will be fully processed by the DUFU Mining Corp.. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-10 (Head DUmmie Skinner is BACK, and with a SURVEY!)

    09/30/2010 10:44:03 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 36 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2010 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Head DUmmie Skinner goes for months on end running DUmmieland like an absentee landlord. Inevitably, chaos ensues, the inmates get out of hand, they're at each other's throats, and so Skinner feels compelled to drop in and announce that FROM NOW ON, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT! But true to Skinner's indecisive and inconsistent nature, and true to the nature of DUmmies as DUmmies, before long the inmates are running the asylum again. And so it goes. But that's what we love about the place! Skins's Island is our DUmmie Ant Farm, providing us with HOURS of endless...
  • D.U. Administrator Posts Absurdly Detailed Rules to Micromanage Dissent

    The leftwing blogosphere has a big problem: dissent. Last week we saw Keith Olbermann leaving the Daily Kos because he was attacked there for mildly criticizing Barack Obama. And this week, the administrator of the Democratic Underground, David Allen aka Skinner, was forced to deal with a recent wave of purges (tombstoning). One reason was due to simple liberal crackup temper tantrums among the DUers as happened when their most prominent member, William Rivers Pitt of Karl Rove indictment hoax fame, was tombstoned last month for threatening physical violence upon a fellow DUer who turned out to be a homeless...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-10 (Skinner Writes Hilariously Detailed Rules For DUmmie Dissent)

    06/21/2010 12:40:28 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 118 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2010 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    "Just plain NUts!!!"That is the phrase that comes to mind when reading head DUmmie Skinner's new, obsessively detailed, highly redundant rules dealing with DUmmie dissent following the discovery by many in DUmmieland that the Mighty Ozbama is a mere mortal hiding behind his teleprompter. The FUnniest thing about these rules is that Skinner is DEAD SERIOUS and yet it comes off as completely hilarious in its utter obsessiveness as you can see in his THREAD, "Democratic Underground is changing. It's time to change the way we run it." So let us now watch Head DUmmie Skinner obsessively attempt to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-10 (Pied Piper Pitt TOMBSTONED!!!!!)

    05/10/2010 8:48:21 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 155 replies · 2,644+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Pied Piper Pitt has been Tombstoned! I repeat. Pied Piper Pitt has been TOMBSTONED from DUmmieland. DUmmie Administrator EarlG EXPLAINS: For the record Last night Will Pitt repeatedly threatened another member with physical violence. After the moderators deleted those messages he sent the threats again to the member via private message, during which he challenged the member to report his behavior to the moderators, implying that he would not be held accountable for his actions. We don't enjoy banning people, particularly people who have been here a long time. WilliamPitt left us absolutely no choice in this matter. This...
  • Lefty Commentator: ‘I Finally Found a Tax I Don’t Like – and it’s this VAT Tax!’

    04/08/2010 7:48:46 AM PDT · by 198ml · 82 replies · 1,355+ views
    Newsbusters ^ | 04/08/10 | Anthony Kang
    Liberal commentator Nancy Skinner conceded there is one issue the right is right on - the value-added tax (VAT) is an absurd idea. Skinner who is a regular guest on the Fox Business Network, stated April 7 that the VAT will do absolutely nothing to help the ailing economy, concurring with the "Bulls and Bears" panel. "Everybody, you're going to be surprised: I finally found a tax I don't like, and it's this VAT tax!" Skinner exclaimed. "Here's why - it doesn't produce any behavioral changes - it's hidden as Gerri Willis said. What you want in a tax is...
  • Dept. Homeland Security Inspector General Says The Department is Unable to do Its Job

    01/06/2010 7:30:18 AM PST · by Shellybenoit · 34 replies · 915+ views
    The Lid/DHS/Cnsnews ^ | 1/6/10 | The Lid
    The Department of Homeland Security has many roles. Two of its most important are coordinating the 22 federal agencies that make up the department ensuring coordination and cooperation and of course terrorism prevention. According to Richard L. Skinner, the Inspector General charged with monitoring the Department of Homeland Security, the National Operations Center of the DHS is unable to do its job, and the DHS spends too much time on disaster management and not enough about terrorism prevention Skinner reports that the National Operations Center, in fact, functions largely in name only, and current operations apparently have diminished its ability...
  • Health Care Penalty – Jail Time … So Be It

    09/29/2009 1:10:12 PM PDT · by Biggirl · 21 replies · 995+ views ^ | September 29, 2009 | Jim Vicevich
    This sure does not sound "warm and fuzzy" in those who do not buy health insurance they could be sent to jail. Nancy Skinner is a Democratic Strategist and I now Democrats are warm and fuzzy. They care. That’s why they get elected.But tell me please, how is sending someone to jail because they choose not to buy health insurance warm and fuzzy? This is the party of the people.
  • Kevin Skinner - America's Got Talent -- WOW!

    07/01/2009 1:15:41 PM PDT · by BlueNgold · 41 replies · 2,158+ views
    NBC via YouTube ^ | 6-30-09 | NBC
    Some are calling him America's Susan Boyle. This is the heart and soul of America and the American Dream. An out of work simple backwoods redneck farm boy walks onto the stage amidst laughs and jeers... But then he begins to sing. Soon the big city Chicago crowd that mocked him based on nothing more than his appearance and his accent is floored. Jaws drop. Tears fall. The crowd rises to their feet. Kevin Skinner is off to Vegas - the dream lives on...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-25-09 (Head DUmmie Skinner takes charge of his asylum!)

    04/25/2009 10:24:22 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 70 replies · 1,424+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 25, 2009 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!!! Who is the somebody who did the shaking? None other than Head DUmmie Skinner. How shook up are they? 650 replies in the first 12 hours! And what are they shook up about? Skinner trying to lay down some rules about criticizing The One, Obamassiah, as we see here in this MONSTER THREAD, "A few people have expressed confusion about what is permitted here now that Obama is president." Poor Skinner. Somebody has to try to control the DUmmies, I guess, but that's a little like herding cats. Cats with ADD and Tourette's Syndrome....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-08 (DUmmie Civil War Heats Up)

    04/02/2008 5:51:54 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 58 replies · 191+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2008 | Head DUmmie Skinner, Former DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The civil war now going on among the Democrats is also being reflected in DUmmieland itself. And it is BRUTAL. How brutal? How about to the extent that Head DUmmie Skinner has SICCED his lawyers on Ben Burch's DEMOCRAT WARRIOR forum because he thinks one of the posters there MIGHT have been a former DUmmie moderator telling forbidden secrets out of class. You can see a redacted letter sent out by Skinner's lawyers as well as a really poor explanation for the action by Skinner at this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Your donation dollars at work." So let us watch...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-08 (Skinner Sics His Lawyers On DUmmie Whistleblowers)

    03/31/2008 6:02:06 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 28 replies · 950+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 31, 2008 | Ben Burch, CorpGovActivist, and PJ-Comix
    It looks like Head DUmmie Skinner can't abide any criticism, especially if it concerns his financial shennanigans. I recently read some exposés over at Ben Burch's DEMOCRAT WARRIOR (Ben Burche's forum) in which a former DUmmie Moderator revealed financial shennanigans by Skinner, namely how he let his LLC registration lapse without informing the DUmmies which is apparently a big no-no. So worried was Skinner about this that he sicced his lawyers on the Democrat Warrior site and they were forced to take down the posts by the former DUmmie mod as a result. I first found out about this...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-07 (Skinner asks the DUmmies, "Do you ever get tired of hating?")

    08/08/2007 7:22:19 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 129 replies · 1,742+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2007 | Skinner, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    With his THREAD, "Do you ever get tired of hating?" Head DUmmie Skinner has caught his DUmmies on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, of course they really do HATE President Bush, Republicans, conservatives, Christians, normal people, et al. On the other hand, as liberals, they know they are not SUPPOSED to hate, since they think of themselves as the people of Peace, Love and Tolerance. So let us now all join hands and sing Kumbayah as we watch the DUmmies swing back and forth between their inner cauldron of boiling rage and their outward self-image...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-03-07 ("What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?")

    07/03/2007 6:23:09 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 67 replies · 1,051+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 3, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies still continue to suffer from extreme LDS (Libby Derangement Syndrome) due to the commutation of Scooter's prison sentence to such an extent that even Head DUmmie Skinner had to step in with this statement: "What is up with all the idiotic, over-the-top, foul-mouthed rants?" The THREAD Skinner is complaining about is so deranged that it is titled, "EAT S***. F*** Off. D**." So let us watch the DUmmies wallow in Plamegate Freudenschade in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the DUmmie implosion, is in the [brackets]: EAT S***. F*** Off. D**. [MERRY FITZMAS!!!]...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-24-07 (Head DUmmie Skinner Slams Democrats)

    05/24/2007 1:06:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 86 replies · 1,690+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 24, 2007 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Head DUmmie Skinner is a strange dude. If you have ever seen a rare pic of him, he looks like a 15 year old kid trapped in the body of a 14 year old boy. Rather than being a fiery leftwing firebrand he is a rather passive type who allowed DUmmieland to be used by various unsavory characters, such as Bev Harris, as an easy source to shill money. His failure to enforce even the simplest of netiquette rules such as cracking down on excessive profanity, allowed the Daily Kos to quickly surpass DUmmieland as the biggest web gathering...
  • Norfolk-based sailor uses Web to channel opposition to war (Halp me Jon Carry!)

    11/05/2006 8:29:24 PM PST · by SlowBoat407 · 57 replies · 2,088+ views
    The Virginian-Pilot ^ | 11-5-06 | Louis Hansen
    Norfolk-based sailor uses Web to channel opposition to war By LOUIS HANSEN, The Virginian-Pilot © November 5, 2006 NORFOLK - Jonathan Hutto graduated from Howard University with a degree in political science and a résumé of social activism. He worked for the American Civil Liberties Union and Amnesty International after college. He whipped up grass-roots protests against police departments and college administrators. One day in 2003, broke and seeking direction, Hutto enlisted in the Navy. The Navy couldn't have known it then, but they know it now: They had signed up a sailor strongly opposed to the Iraq war. Seaman...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-20-06 (Skinner Showcases His Political Idiocy)

    08/20/2006 12:52:42 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 58 replies · 1,090+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 20, 2006 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    I figured that since Head DUmmie Skinner created DUmmieland and used to work as a congressional aide that he would have at least a bit more political sensibility than the average DUmmie. However, Skinner has proven that he is every bit as clueless as the other DUmmies as you can see in his THREAD titled, "Here's an Idea for Ned Lamont: Attack Alan Schlesinger." And here's an idea for Skinner: Grow A Brain. I always thought that Skinner looked like a fifteen year old kid trapped in the body of a fourteen year old boy but now I think...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-06 (Head DUmmie Skinner BLASTS Jason Leopold)

    06/13/2006 1:15:01 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 136 replies · 2,187+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2006 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Okay, I admit it. I'm like a kid in a candy shop with this Rove NON-Indictment having been announced today. There are so so many FUnnie DUmmie threads that I hardly know where to turn next so let me turn to this THREAD titled, "Just a reminder: Jason Leopold did NOT get Rove off the hook..." in which Skinner BLASTS Jason Leopold and doesn't sound very happy about WILLIAM RIVERS PITT as well. So let the comedy show begin with the DUmmie laugh lines in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still waiting for the main...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-18-06 (Hoaxmas Threads EXPLODING In DUmmieland!!!)

    05/18/2006 7:27:52 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 490 replies · 6,137+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Those of you of Gaelic persuasion are probably familiar with the Easter Uprising by the Irish against the English in DUblin in 1916. And now we have the Great Hoaxmas Uprising 90 years later in DUmmieland against Pied Piper Pitt. The evidence of the Great Hoaxmas Uprising is in the MANY DUmmie threads now slamming the Magic Man. Apparently that once taboo subject of Pitt crit is now permitted partly because he was the cause of so many Freudenschade DUmmies making FOOLS of themselves when they prematurely popped their victory champagne corks celebrating the "indictment" of Karl Rove and...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Reappears For Hoaxmas)

    05/17/2006 5:22:02 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 97 replies · 1,699+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    HEEEEEEEE's BAAAAAACK!!! The infamous 24 Business Hours of Fitzmas are over and Pied Piper Pitt has reappeared for Hoaxmas. When last heard from, Pitt posted an early morning drunken ATTACK last Monday upon Head DUmmie Skinner and has been incommunicado since then. Pitt is now back in DUmmieland without the least bit of humility. In fact he is STILL standing by his Hoaxmas story as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Marc Ash: 'Update on the Rove Indictment Story'" which was posted at 3:55 P.M.. This was followed up a little over an hour later at 5:01 P.M.,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-06 (Pied Piper PItt Bets The Farm On Fitzmas)

    05/15/2006 8:01:52 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 490 replies · 7,738+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Have any of you ever been to the EMERALD COAST BUFFET in South Florida? If so then you know that the food display, especially the seafood, is so overwhelmingly rich and lavish that one hardly knows where to begin. Well, I feel the same way about this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies. Pied Piper Pitt has provided us with a FEAST upon which to dine and savor the flavor of his his downfall. It is just TOO DELECTABLE. One hardly knows where to begin the feast so let us begin at the beginning back on early Friday evening when...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-06 (*BENBURCH NEEDS TO PM ME RIGHT NOW*---Pitt)

    04/13/2006 3:20:37 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 101 replies · 1,839+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2006 | Willaim Rivers Pitt, benburch, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Since benburch has the reputaion of being a flat out wacko, even among his fellow DUmmies, it caught my attention when I saw this THREAD posted by William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt with the following headline message: *BENBURCH NEEDS TO PM ME RIGHT NOW*. Of course, I had to click on the link to find out what was so important that Pied Piper Pitt needed to hear from benburch right away. Was it some sort of kinky sex act for which benburch has a reputation for engaging in? No. It turned out to be sensationalism of another nature. Pitt...
  • Your Kid Might be a Liberal If...

    03/22/2006 4:34:00 AM PST · by PittsburghAfterDark · 7 replies · 398+ views | March 22, 2006 | PittsburghAfterDark
    I saw the most half-baked idiotic attempt at humor on DU, is there any other kind, with a short semi-thought out list at what the warning signs are that your kid may be a conservative. It was posted by head moonbat himself; Skinner. I was so tempted to break character and post a response with my un-tombstoned DU screen name but hey, I have the absolute killer April Fool's joke and I'm not going to kill it over the following. Stock answer to everything: "Kindergarten -- Love it or leave it!" Brings to school elaborate lunch packed by nanny which...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-17-06 (Head DUmmie Skinner Suggests Samarra Assault Propaganda Ploy)

    03/17/2006 6:35:26 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 75 replies · 1,320+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 17, 2006 | DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    As soon as I heard about the Operation Swarmer air and ground assault upon Samarra, I KNEW the DUmmies would claim that it is merely a propaganda ploy to divert attention from Bush's (media manipulated) poll ratings. However, despite my expectation of typical DUmmie behavior, I never expected them to be sooooo STUPID as this THREAD, "Does the US Military often do this type of operation in broad daylight?" posted by Head DUmmie Skinner. Yes, STUPIDITY in DUmmieland does pour from the TOP down. Of course, DUmmie Skinner could have spent about half a minute checking the FACTS on...
  • Iraqi Army helps make Operation Skinner a success

    01/09/2006 3:51:55 PM PST · by SandRat · 9 replies · 263+ views
    Marine Corps News ^ | Jan 9, 2005 | Cpl. Shane Suzuki
    AR RAMADI, Iraq (Jan. 9, 2006) -- Marines from 3rd Battalion, 7th Marine Regiment, and soldiers from an Iraqi Army battalion recently concluded the last in a series of battalion-sized operations here when they finished Operation Skinner Dec. 8. The operation, a sweep of one of the most dangerous areas of the city known as the Souq, prominently featured the Iraqi Army and is proof of the increasing abilities and growing confidence of the local soldiers, said 2nd Lt. Chris Hopkins, 4th Platoon Commander, Company I. “We went through a couple of weeks where we conducted our business and really...
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • UN Panel: No Single Nation Should Control Internet Addresses

    07/16/2005 6:52:29 AM PDT · by grundle · 40 replies · 2,139+ views
    Yahoo! ^ | Jul 14 2005 | Aoife White UN Panel: No Single Nation Should Control Internet Addresses Aoife White Thu Jul 14, 9:38 PM ET BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP)--A U.N. panel created to recommend how the Internet should be run in the future has failed to reach consensus but did agree that no single country should dominate. The United States stated two weeks ago that it intended to maintain control over the computers that serve as the Internet's principal traffic cops. In a report released Thursday, the U.N. panel outlined four possible options for the future of Internet governance for world leaders to consider at a November "Information...
  • Red Alert... list of Left groups plan to surround the Whitehouse on Sept 24th

    07/14/2005 12:53:28 PM PDT · by Thunder90 · 127 replies · 8,101+ views
    Here is the list so far for sponcers to this hate America fest: ANSWER Code Pink UFPJ NION Al Awda World Workers Party Ruckas Revolutionary Communist party ACORN Campus Antiwar Network International Socialist Org Greens Party Muslim Student Association CPUSA
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-12-05 ("A few words about the discussion of the London bombing on DU" ---Skinner)

    07/12/2005 4:45:26 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 144 replies · 2,619+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 12, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    LIHOP, MIHOP, BFEE, PNAC, etc., etc.. What would DUmmieland be without its plethora of wacky multi-initialed conspiracy theories? I know that I burst out laughing the first time I found out what BFEE stands for so I greatly appreciate the comedic material such DUmmie conspiracy theories provide. However, now Skinner fears for the “reputation” of DUmmieland as you can see in his THREAD titled, “A few words about the discussion of the London bombing on DU,” in which he tries to get the DUmmies to tone it down in the wacky conspiracy theory department. It is a hopeless task,...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-05-05 ("We're looking for *1000* committed DUers for the DU Activist Corps")

    07/05/2005 6:41:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 246 replies · 13,713+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 5, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Good news! The DUmmies are stepping up from being mere Web Whiners and putting themselves FRONT and CENTER in the battle for the next Supreme Court Justice as you can see in this THREAD titled, “We're looking for *1000* committed DUers for the DU Activist Corps,” authored by DUmmie Skinner himself. So am I being merely sarcastic when I say this is GOOD NEWS? No. It is good news because much as the professional Democrats try to avoid the embarrassment of being associated with the DUmmies, this time around they can’t avoid it. Yes, Democrats. Meet DUmmie Mopaul the...
  • DAY 67 DUmmies Held Hostage

    07/03/2005 6:26:48 AM PDT · by franksolich · 54 replies · 1,944+ views
  • BARF Alert on DU

    07/01/2005 10:38:48 AM PDT · by chesley · 49 replies · 1,512+ views
    We're looking for 500 committed DUers for the DU Activist Corps Posted by Skinner Added to homepage Fri Jul 01st 2005, 01:32 PM ET As I'm sure you are all aware, the resignation of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor marks the beginning of what will likely be a massive battle over who will take her place. It is a battle in which Democratic Underground intends to play a role. As one of the more moderate members of the court, O'Connor has been the deciding vote for numerous extremely important court decisions. Her successor could tip the balance of power...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-05 ("Two Cases of Bile"--- DUmmies Discuss Scamdy Article)

    07/01/2005 7:18:18 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 107 replies · 2,810+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    It has been somewhat quiet on the Andy Stephenson front during the past month of June but here it is the beginning of July and the Scamdy scandal is breaking out all over again. The latest outbreak is in the Seattle Weekly magazine as you can see in this ARTICLE titled, “Two Cases of Bile” which is also the title of this DUmmie THREAD discussing the article. I urge everybody out there to read this Seattle Weekly article in that it provides great laughs in the Whitewash Dept.. Most particularly this line from the article, “’He has pancreatic cancer,’...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-01-05 (Scamdy Post-Hospital Thread On DUmmieland DELETED By Skinner!!!)

    06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1,034 replies · 21,455+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 1, 2005 | Andy Stephenson, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-05 ("My blog is under assault by the graveyard rats" ---Pitt)

    05/26/2005 8:59:14 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1,013 replies · 23,385+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    As you can tell from the twinkle in his eyes and his ever moving eyebrows, Li’l Beaver is a rather impish critter. And today Li’l Beaver decided to smoke out a Rat by the name of William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt. Ever since Andy Stephenson’s operation yesterday at Johns Hopkins, there has been a blanket of silence in Dummieland thrown over the fact of whether or not he had surgery for Pancreatic Cancer. Every mention of “pancreatic cancer” in DUmmieland has been instantly deleted and thrown down the Memory Pitt by Skinner. Fortunately, a few such deleted posts have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

    05/13/2005 7:36:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 2,073 replies · 38,596+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It looks like William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt is doing a lot of worrying that the scam perpetrated by Andy Stephenson is going to explode in his face. Pity Poor Pathetic Pied Piper Pitt (had to get in at least one allitertation) for he hasn’t slept since April as you can see in this Pitt authored DUmmie THREAD titled, “I could use a little help here.” Yeah, Pitt, you could actually use a LOT of help WHEN the AndyScam blows up in such a way that even the incredibly gullible DUmmies realize that Andy Stephenson has been scamming them...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

    05/10/2005 8:34:42 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1,713 replies · 33,336+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    There are about 300 million people in America and out of that vast number the ONE person who just so happened to have been a partner in crime with the Bev Harris election fraud scandal pleads with DUmmieland to give him $25,000 for an operation at Johns Hopkins hospital. If you remember, Bev Harris conned the DUmmies out of at least $300,000 because of her claim that she was just “$10 away” from proving election fraud. I say at least $300,000 because that is all that Bev unofficially claimed even though by LAW she was supposed to officially let...
  • DU'ers in a raging panic over funds they raised for "Andy"!

    05/10/2005 8:33:27 AM PDT · by smag999 · 60 replies · 2,237+ views
    It appears there is a consideral amount of differing opinion as to whether or not they all got ripped off donating for an operation! Wildfire posts today! See the end of the link for some great arguments!
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-05 (Peeved Skinner Berates DUmmies For Petty Whining)

    01/26/2005 4:36:55 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 184 replies · 2,250+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2005 | DUmmies, Skinner, and PJ-Comix
    In this DUmmie THREAD titled, “OK, I changed the name back,” Dummieland’s Chief, Skinner, berates his fellow DUmmies for being a bunch of petty whiners for not wanting to let go of the “2004 Election Results and Discussion” forum name. Apparently the DUmmies can’t move on. They have to continue reliving the 2004 election over and over and over again. What’s next DUmmies? A “2000 Election Results and Discussion” forum? You can find the genesis of reverting back to the old outmoded name in this whine-filled DUmmie THREAD titled, “I miss the old name...This doesn't feel like ‘Home.’” Read...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-13-04 Special Edition (DUmmie Leader Skinner Threatens DUmmie FUnnies!!!)

    11/13/2004 3:34:21 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 214 replies · 4,777+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 13, 2004 | Dummie Skinner and PJ-Comix
    Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging...
  • DUer Quotes Skinner admitting to forgery

    09/14/2004 4:43:56 PM PDT · by renotse · 22 replies · 621+ views
    38. Skinner is right We need to stop assuming that CBS is perfect and start confronting the possibility that the documents are fake. This means we need to have a plausible response if and when it becomes obvious that the documents are fake. At this rate that will be any day now.
  • Winifred Skinner - Do you remember her?

    03/05/2004 11:21:13 AM PST · by TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa · 11 replies · 165+ views
    Des Moines Register ^ | 12/01/2003 | KEN FUSON
    Winifred Skinner doesn't wear her Tommy Hilfiger jacket anymore. She bought the jacket on sale years ago, before she retired. She wore it as she walked on the east side of Des Moines, picking up discarded soda pop and beer cans, which she redeemed for a nickel apiece, using the proceeds to help pay for her prescription drugs.
  • Not Your Daddy s GOP

    07/09/2002 9:32:42 PM PDT · by TheEaglehasLanded · 6 replies · 326+ views ^ | July 9, 2002 | Cal Skinner, Gubernatorial Candidate, Libertarian Party of Illinois
    Not Your Daddy’s GOP Tuesday, July 09, 2002 - Commentary by Cal Skinner, Gubernatorial Candidate, Libertarian Party Some of us are old enough to know Kennedy Democrats who are now Republicans. They switched parties because the Democratic Party had left them and their values. I have a sense that the Illinois Republican Party has left me. It is no longer the party of reform or limited government. Let's face it. The Illinois GOP is not your Daddy's Republican Party. Jim Thompson made a reputation for putting crooked Chicago area politicians -- both Democrats and Republicans -- in jail during the...
  • GOP Nervous About Skinner

    06/21/2002 5:17:29 PM PDT · by watcher1 · 13 replies · 198+ views
    The Illinois Leader ^ | Thursday, June 20, 2002 | The Leader-Chicago Bureau
    MCHENRY -- The Illinois Libertarian Party will be filing petitions on Monday for the slate of statewide candidates in Fall 2002 elections. The Illinois Republican Party is concerned about the effect Libertarian Party candidate for Governor former State Rep. Cal Skinner may have on the Governor's race. Cook County Republicans are now asking for assistance in challenging the Libertarian Party slate's petitions. "I'm not surprised at all about this," said Skinner of Crystal Lake. "As a matter of fact, a challenge just like this took place in 1998, and the Secretary of State's staff was allegedly involved in going through...
  • Libertarians choose pol dogged by abuse claim to top ticket

    03/31/2002 9:49:54 AM PST · by BillyBoy · 28 replies · 1,933+ views
    The Chicago Daily Southtown ^ | Sunday, March 31, 2002 | Rich Miller
    Libertarians choose pol dogged by abuse claim to top ticket You have to wonder about the sanity of the folks who run the Libertarian Party. The Libertarians have the greatest opportunity in years to build their party. When Republican-leaning citizens become disenchanted, they often vote Libertarian. And the Republican Party is fractured and weak after a brutal primary campaign. The GOP winner, Jim Ryan, has yet to either unify his party or provide sufficient answers to many of the questions and accusations hurled at him by his two feisty opponents. The attacks didn't work well in the spring campaign,...