Early this morning, I got to worrying about Iraq. You know how it is, when you wake up too early, and your mind insists on bringing up problems : the kind of problems you can't do a doggone thing about, and you say to yourself : " This is BS ! I'm going back to sleep !"...but you can't. Well, here's the scenario. Maybe some of you wiser Freepers can come up with answers ! It's March 17, 2003, Iraq has not disarmed, and US forces are awaiting their final battle orders...momentarily. Suddenly our Satellite Intelligence reports the presence of...