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  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-14 (Ferguson: Temporary SockPuppet Laughably Invokes 'To Kill A Mockingbird")

    11/25/2014 8:09:57 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Drunken Bostonian just couldn't resist grandstanding the Ferguson riots. This time WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants everybody to see how literate he is by quoting from "To Kill A Mockingbird" to imply that the "Gentle Giant" aka Michael Brown was a poor innocent like Tom Robinson in the Harper Lee novel. Here is Pitt's grandstand thread about Ferguson, “Atticus–” said Jem bleakly. One has to wonder if the Temporary SockPuppet read that line from the novel to impress teenyboppers in the Newton schoolyard. Now Pitt is trying to impress his fellow DUmmies with a completely inappropriate quote. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'")

    01/24/2013 4:14:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William...
  • Tom Brokaw v. Founding Fathers

    01/21/2013 7:32:29 AM PST · by afraidfortherepublic · 30 replies
    The American Thinker ^ | 1-21-13 | Thomas Lifson
    Thursday Jan 17, Tom Brokaw was given time on MSNBC to tell the Founding Fathers the self-evident truths they laid their lives on the line for are farfetched. Are we lucky, or what? Our talking heads know so much more than the men who pledged their lives, their sacred honor to free us from the tyranny of Kings and establish real freedom. Brokaw spoke with Andrea Mitchell. He aimed his remarks at people who believe in the Constitution by saying, in a scholarly formal tone (which passes for derision in his circles), that 2nd Amendment types who say the Amendment...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-12 (How to Scam Free Drinks from Trust Fund Pitt)

    07/01/2012 2:45:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    If you're in the Boston area and want free drinks, simply go to the Cambridge Bukowski's and blast America. If you do, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT will pull out a wad of his trust fund bucks and pay for all the drinks you want. You can see this technique at work in this Pitt THREAD, "America Must Declare War on America." The scene starts out with Pitt writing about his favorite subject, himself, and goes downhill from there. I guess Pitt must be drowning his sorrows in multiple brewskis nowadays to help him get over his frustration over NOT being...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-27-12 (KOmmie Mental Meltdown In Republican Rage Rant)

    02/27/2012 7:25:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 40 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 27, 2012 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-11 (William Pitt The Fraudster Calls American Voters Stupid)

    04/13/2011 8:38:51 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Look who is calling the American voters stupid. William Pitt The Fraudster who was so stupid as to place his cojones into lying degenerate Jason Leopold's hands by depending on him for the scoop that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. The same William Pitt The Fraudster who asserted that the Third American Empire commenced at the 1980 Olympics when fans screamed "USA! USA! USA!" The same William Pitt The Fraudster who has a history of completely changing his mind shortly after making bold assertions. And, yes, the same William Pitt The Fraudster who was so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-10 (Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog")

    04/15/2010 7:15:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 710+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2010 | Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker
    Happy Tax Day! It's the DUmmies' favorite holiday (next to May Day). Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government. But that's not for the DUmmies. Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams. But surely you would think that in Massachusetts, in Boston, in the Cradle of Liberty, in the HOME of the ORIGINAL Tea Party, all the citizenry would rise up as one, fused in patriotic fervor against the taxing tyrants on the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-10 (DUmmies Are GO!)

    01/11/2010 3:01:45 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 55 replies · 1,904+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    When I was a kid, one of my favorite TV shows was the "Thunderbirds," a "Supermarionation" series about the Tracy family and their International Rescue team. There would be trouble somewhere in the world, and, from their secret island base, the IR crew would fire up their jets and rush to the rescue. "Thunderbirds Are GO!" That picture came to my mind when I read this THREAD from Pied Piper Pitt, in which he issues the "Go" order to his DU crew. "DUmmies Are GO!" I think Pitt fancies himself as Jeff Tracy or Scott Tracy, or maybe as...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-09 (Long Winded Idiot Pitt Blows Ill Wind)

    03/12/2009 6:12:12 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies · 1,148+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It seems like William Rivers Pitt has forgotten his role in perpetrating one of the biggest journalistic frauds (Karl Rove "indictment scoop") of the 21st century. Having conveniently removed that episode from his memory banks, Pitt has now jumped back on his soapbox to lecture conservatives as you can see in his latest DUmmie THREAD, "Idiot Wind." You want some idiot wind, Pitt? Well, this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies is going to blow your own idiot wind right up your butt with your own words. Yes, every single reply will consist entirely of Pied Piper Pitt quotes so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-09 (Pied Piper Pitt Claims Obama's Lack of Leadership a Good Thing)

    02/06/2009 6:27:40 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 62 replies · 1,350+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt is making another desperate suckup bid to escape the kiddie's table of DUmmieland and join the adults at the Power Play Politics table. Perhaps Pitt has forgotten that it is only in the alternate universe where Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006 and he was hailed for breaking that story along with Jason Leopold. Yes, in that alternate universe Pitt would now be holding court in fancy Boston restaurants and be appearing regularly as a guest pundit on MSNBC. Instead, harsh cold reality has condemned him to sit FOREVER at the DUmmieland kiddie table...
  • Democratic Underground Stubbornly Clings to Childish BDS

    01/21/2009 5:03:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies · 1,648+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | January 21, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick
    Attention all shrinks! You will have a field day analyzing the incredibly childish BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) exhibited by this Hate Bush thread over at the Democratic Underground. The author of the thread, William Rivers Pitt, is a real piece of work. In case you never heard of Pitt, he was a perpetrator, along with former fashion photographer and Truthout publisher, Marc Ash, and "investigative reporter" Jason Leopold of one of the biggest journalistic hoaxes of this decade: the supposed indictment of Karl Rove by Patrick Fitzgerald on May 12, 2006. All that Pitt managed to accomplish when the indictment...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-08 (Pitt Uses Positive Reinforcement To Miracle An Obama Win)

    09/19/2008 5:33:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 95 replies · 213+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    You can call it wishful thinking or positive reinforcement but William Rivers Pitt is using it in an attempt to miracle the Democrats to victory this November. Yeah, it must be KILLING the Pied Piper. The most important election of our lifetimes and all he can do is sit on the sidelines and suggest something like, "Every day, in every little way, we are getting better and better." Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both terrible candidates. Beyond that Hillary is working quietly behind the scenes to ensure an Obama loss in November. However, there is the Pied Piper...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Has A New "Scoop")

    08/31/2008 6:31:07 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 77 replies · 155+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    ATTENTION ALL REPORTERS!!! Start checking your Blackberries! William Rivers Pitt has another news scoop! You should find out about it in 24 business hours. And the amazing scoop can be described in just one word according to Pitt: "Eagleton." Ironically, Pitt might finally get a scoop right but in the wrong way. The Pied Piper thinks this will apply to Sarah Palin being removed from the ticket but I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Praises Michelle Obama)

    08/26/2008 6:21:33 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 158+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 26, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It wasn't supposed to be this way. Right now, William Rivers Pitt should be the life of the party at the Democrat convention in Denver. At least in his own mind. Yes, the William Rivers Pitt of his fervid imagination should now be holding court in Denver. Awestruck Democrats approaching his table at an expensive restaurant and shyly asking for his autograph. Prominent politicians walking up to the seated Pitt and whispering insider jokes into his ear as Pitt nods approvingly. Newscasters surrounding him asking for his views on the various speeches. Probably even sitting in on a panel...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))

    05/16/2008 6:33:46 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 107 replies · 155+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Mama! Papa! Don't you know me? I'm your little Sonny Boy! Mama! Mama! Don't hide your face! Go ahead and look at my disgrace! Your little Sonny Boy is wasting away all his Trust Fund Money on drink! Oh Papa! Aren't you proud of your little Sonny Boy! I coulda been a player! If only...IF ONLY! If only Karl Rove had been indicted! If only what everybody had expected to happen had happened today your little Sonny Boy would have been the apple in your eye. A major media star who scooped everybody with the Rove indictment story. I...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-08 (MERRY FITZMAS!!)

    05/12/2008 6:46:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies · 249+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 12, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    MERRY FITZMAS!!! Today is the second anniversary of Karl Rove's indictment on May 12, 2006. This amazing journalistic scoop of a non-event was provided by that great investigative team of TruthOut fashion photographer, Marc Ash, deranged drug addict, Jason Leopold, and, of course, the Bostonian Drunkard himself, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. So how to celebrate Fitzmas? Of course, Pied Piper Pitt himself continues to remain mum in his turtleshell, refusing to even acknowledge the reality of his self-humiliation that has turned him into a Web laughingstock. I could have just reprinted one of the many DUFU Fitzmas threads from 2006....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-08-08 (William Rivers Pitt Proclaims Long Primary Race A "Blessing")

    05/08/2008 6:12:50 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 105 replies · 73+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 8, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Now that the Democrat primary race seems to be over, Pied Piper Pitt has worked up the liquid courage to make a statement about the primary. Thus far, other than to angrily berate his fellow DUmmies for daring to suggest they might sit out the general election, Pitt has been MUM on the primary race raging around him. Of course, he did claim to be a strong Edwards supporter but only AFTER the Breck Girl was dropped out of the race so any endorsement would be completely safe to make. So now that the Democrat race seems to be...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-08 (William Rivers Pitt Wants To Be A Surrogate)

    03/10/2008 6:29:44 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 75 replies · 1,076+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Before we begin today's DUFU edition, an update from the Charles Henrickson vs Paul Shanklin battlefront. As pointed out in the previous DUmmie FUnnies EDITION, Charles posted a parody based on Ebony and Ivory about Obama and Hillary called Ebony and Ovary last Wednesday. Almost simultaneously on the air, Rush Limbaugh asked his parodist, Paul Shanklin, to come up with a parody song about Obama and Hillary based on Ebony and Ivory. The world now awaits the Paul Shanklin version to see how it compares to the Henrickson parody. Already Henrickson has scored some important points in the opening...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-20-08 (Jason Leopold Leaves TruthOut)

    02/20/2008 5:26:33 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies · 519+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 20, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    It's a sad day. One of the great journalistic giants of our time, Jason Leopold, is splitting the scene. According to an e-mail from former fashion photographer and now TruthOut publisher, Marc Ash, as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, Jason Leopold has left his publication. In case you are unfamiliar with Leopold, he teamed up with TruthOut columnist William Rivers Pitt to promote the story about Karl Rove having already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald on May 12, 2006. The team of Leopold and Lib are still waiting for the magical 24 business hours to pass for...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-03 (Pied Piper Pitt Panders To Hillary By Slamming Tim Russert)

    11/02/2007 6:09:33 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 65 replies · 96+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    (Don't even THINK of reading this DUFU edition before VOTING by clicking HERE. It only takes a couple of seconds to vote in this 2007 Weblog Awards Contest and you can vote once per day until Thursday. If you only see an orange color in the circle after clicking it, then click again. You will know that your vote has registered when you see the vote totals results come up.) As we saw a little over a month ago when William Rivers Pitt performed a DUmmie GRANDSTAND, the Magic Man is continuing to pander to Hillary as you can...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-07 (Pied Piper Pitt RETURNS To DUmmieland!!!)

    09/09/2007 8:24:39 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 99 replies · 985+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    (Just a few days now until the HISTORIC comedy webcast, NewsBusted, premiers at NewsBusters on September 12. I say historic because, in stark contrast to TV shows, this Webcast will be presented in short digestible chunks on a regular basis. It is our hope that you will become addicted to this show. Remember, the very LATEST current events will be the source for the comedy material. Be there. Aloha!) He just couldn't stay away for long. William Rivers Pitt QUIT DUmmieland in a speech full of self-Pittying angst only to return on Friday with an even longer speech with...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-07 (William Rivers Pitt QUITS DUmmieland!!!!!)

    08/05/2007 8:30:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 225 replies · 2,603+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Yes, you read this DUFU title right. Pied Piper Pitt has QUIT DUmmieland...again. Pitt has gone down this trail before when he quit DUmmieland for supposedly a long time only to return about 5 (or was it 3) days later. However, this time I think the Magic Man means it and not just because he asked the DUmmie Administrators to "granite-cookie" him so he can never return as you can see in his farewell THREAD titled, "Hello, I must be going" going..." So why do I think Pitt is splitting for good this time? Several reasons. One big reason...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-07 ("Was Commuting Libby an Impeachable Offense?" ---Pitt)

    07/04/2007 7:45:17 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 45 replies · 808+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Go to the Wikipedia section titled JOURNALISTIC HOAXES and there, under the letter P, you will see the sole name of William Rivers Pitt in all its glory. Pitt earned this honor in Wikipedia because of his role in perpetuating the fraud that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006. Since the 24 business hours has yet to pass, Pitt might still be proven right but it is not very likely. This is also the very same Pitt who was FIRED as Dennis Kucinich's press secretary in 2004 for sneaking secret campaign documents over to the Kerry...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-07 (Pied Piper Pitt Day Essay Contest)

    04/26/2007 5:45:54 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 65 replies · 2,041+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 26, 2007 | PJ-Comix
    I'm the place where celebrity worship goes to die. ---William Rivers Pitt It is just 24 business hours away from May 12 ---Pied Piper Pitt Day. Yes, I know there are at least a couple of other dates that could qualify as Pied Piper Pitt day such as June 16, the Day When Everything Finally Changed. That was the date in 2005 when William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt helped organized a rally in Lafayette Park in Washington, D.C. to protest about something to do with the now totally forgotten Downing Street Memos followed by a non-authorized Congressional hearing that...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-07 (William Rivers Pitt Invites Kevin Spacey To His Apartment)

    03/27/2007 5:54:31 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 114 replies · 1,797+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 27, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    You read that right. Pied Piper Pitt actually did invite Kevin Spacey quite urgently over to his apartment. Actually this story began two weeks ago as you can see in this Pitt THREAD when Kevin Spacey walked into Bukowski's and in the midst of a Pitt lecture about he wasn't awed by celebrity, he engaged in celebrity worship of the most blatant sort. In the second ENCOUNTER with Spacey in the same bar, Pitt dispensed with whatever fictitious non-chalance he pretended to have the first time and BEGGED Spacey to visit his simple abode. So let us now watch...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-07 (Liar William Rivers Pitt Condemns Libby For Lying)

    03/07/2007 5:39:12 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies · 1,019+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2007 | Liar William Rivers PItt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Liar William Rivers Pitt has come out of his self-imposed exile on the subject of Plamegate and has condemned Scooter Libby for supposedly lying. This is rich since the reason why Liar William Rivers Pitt went into exile on this topic is that he was caught LYING in a big way when he declared that Karl Rove had already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald last May 12. And this wasn't just some minor lie that slipped by. It was a HUGE lie. So huge that at a big Democrat meeting in Michigan, the attendees including Hillary Clinton, stood up...
  • An Author of Ill Repute [Book reviews of DUmmie William Pitt new book!]

    12/21/2006 10:34:25 AM PST · by indcons · 16 replies · 730+ views ^ | Dec. 21, 2006 | Self
    Some are aware that William Pitt, self promoter extraordinaire and radical moonbat, has authored a new book. As one can expect of moonbats, the title of DUmmie Pitt's attempt at writing is "House of Ill Repute: Reflections on War, Lies, and America's Ravaged Reputation." While this latest example of Bush Derangment Syndrome promises nothing new in terms of analysis or opinions, it does one useful thing - it provides the average human being a glimpse into the tortured, self-loathing, and radical life of an average moonbat. As you can expect, I have absolutely no intention of buying Pitt's book. As...
  • **FUN FLASHBACK** God Sees The FReepers

    06/19/2006 7:27:18 PM PDT · by rface · 49 replies · 1,137+ views
    Liberal Slant ^ | June 9, 2001 | William Rivers Pitt
    There was a striking moment during the interregnum last November/December (2000) that has stayed with me ever since. Inside Politics was running 24 hours a day on CNN, you will recall. I was watching one evening, several days into the theft, and there was Judy Woodruff interviewing conservative columnist Bob Novak. The question of the hour was whether or not Al Gore should just quit and go home. On this night, Novak was pointing to a public poll that had been running on the web site. You know these polls: log on to a news site and give your...
  • TRUTHOUT to Eat Crow? Bloggers Wait for an Explaination, Rove Waits for an Apology

    06/13/2006 7:52:32 AM PDT · by rface · 73 replies · 2,458+ views
    Blogosphere | Jun 13th, 2006 | Marc Ash, William Rivers Pitt, Jason Leopold
    Rove is free and the looney left is having a fit. William Rivers Pitt, Jason Leopold and Marc Ash from have pushed the story, "Rove to be Indicted" , for many weeks, but their hopes have been dashed. Now, the faithful looney left is clammering at the TruthOut website demanding that the "sources" for this fiction be exposed. It has been reported that TruthOut/Jason Leopold had promised to reveal his sources if the story proved to be false......and the left is waiting for the sources. They are openly demanding the sources -- but TruthOut has yet to make a...
  • Rove Lawyer Has a Pet Peeve (Luskin Smackdown of Jason Leopold and the "TruthOut" Whackjobs)

    05/22/2006 1:27:40 AM PDT · by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle · 41 replies · 1,731+ views
    Washington Post ^ | 05/22/2006 | Howard Kurtz
    Robert Luskin, Karl Rove's lawyer, says he spent most of the day on May 12 taking his cat to the veterinarian and having a technician fix his computer at home. He was stunned, therefore, when journalists started calling to ask about an online report that he had spent half the day at his law office, negotiating with Patrick Fitzgerald -- and that the special prosecutor had secretly obtained an indictment of Rove. The cat's medical tests, Luskin says, found that "the stools were free of harmful parasites, which is more than I can say for this case." The claim that...
  • Rove's Camp Takes Center of Web Storm (Will Pitt's Freudenschade Exposed In Wall Street Journal!!!)

    05/16/2006 4:53:40 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 94 replies · 2,996+ views
    Wall Street Journal ^ | May 16, 2006 | ANNE MARIE SQUEO
    On Saturday night, attorney Robert Luskin was trying to barbecue at his Washington home when the phone started ringing nonstop. A story posted on an Internet site reported that his client, White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove, had been indicted.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-01-06 (Pied Piper Pitt Bids Farewell To DUmmieland)

    05/01/2006 5:23:48 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 147 replies · 1,736+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 1, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It's the end of an Era of Shameless Self-Hype. The Puffed Up Verbose One who uses five melodramatic words when just one would work, Pied Piper Pitt, is leaving DUmmieland. And what was the reason for this sudden departure? Most likely it was the result of recently getting egg on his face for backing up the "integrity" of JASON LEOPOLD. As the Lib of the infamous team of Leopold and Lib, Pitt stuck his neck out backing the journalistic credentials of the factually challenged Leopold who stated that Karl Rove received a target letter from Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. When...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-06 (*BENBURCH NEEDS TO PM ME RIGHT NOW*---Pitt)

    04/13/2006 3:20:37 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 101 replies · 1,839+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2006 | Willaim Rivers Pitt, benburch, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Since benburch has the reputaion of being a flat out wacko, even among his fellow DUmmies, it caught my attention when I saw this THREAD posted by William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt with the following headline message: *BENBURCH NEEDS TO PM ME RIGHT NOW*. Of course, I had to click on the link to find out what was so important that Pied Piper Pitt needed to hear from benburch right away. Was it some sort of kinky sex act for which benburch has a reputation for engaging in? No. It turned out to be sensationalism of another nature. Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-06 ("For the love of God, her life WAS political" ---Pitt)

    02/08/2006 6:17:24 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 127 replies · 1,645+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Does it really suprise anybody that William Rivers "Pied Piper" Pitt has melodramatically glommed onto the Coretta Scott King funeral in order to draw attention to the most important person in the world---himself? This is a familiar pattern to all who are familiar with Pitt. Previous such glommings included his infamous visit to the Texas ditch (while staying at a nearby air conditioned motel) in order to bask in the reflected glow of the publicity given to Cindy Sheehan. Then there was his grandstanding in LaFayette Park for the First Day When Everything Finally Changed last June followed by...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-27-06 ("Folks, the filibuster is dead" ---Pied Piper Pitt)

    01/27/2006 11:27:26 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 169 replies · 2,021+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 27, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Even for Pied Piper Pitt, this is a very fast turnaround time. Yesterday, Pitt proudly posted the following thread, "Source tells me Kerry is now openly in favor of a filibuster" to much DUmmie acclaim. HOORAH! The fight is ON!!! Well, it WAS on until this morning when Pied Piper Pitt did a total turnabout with this: Folks, the filibuster is dead. Oops! Apparently the "source" Pitt so proudly cited the day before got back to him with the information that Kerry can't be bothered with leaving the Swiss ski slopes so COOL IT on the whole filibuster cheerleading...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-27-06 ("Source tells me Kerry is now openly in favor of a filibuster" ---Pitt)

    01/27/2006 6:02:07 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 127 replies · 1,477+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 27, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    EVERYTHING you need to know about John Kerry's LAUGHABLE attempt to organize a filibuster attempt against the confirmation of Samuel Alito as Supreme Court justice can be summed up in the first paragraph of this New York Times ARTICLE: WASHINGTON, Jan 26 — Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts could not attend the Senate debate on the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. on Thursday. He was in Davos, Switzerland, mingling with international business and political leaders at the World Economic Forum. Yeah, this filibuster is so vitally important that Kerry won't even be leaving the Swiss...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-06 ("The New Fascism"---Pied Piper Pitt)

    01/17/2006 2:59:52 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 156 replies · 1,866+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Here is the latest blast of Hot Air from DUmmie Temporary SockPu...uh, I mean Pied Piper Pitt. This bloated heat wave emanating from his mouth is pretty much his standard Apocalyptic routine mixed in with a strange feeling of a Swan Song. It is almost as if Pitt is bidding farewell in his current incarnation before Dark Forces conspire to prevent him from fulfilling his "destiny." It is the dark foreboding tone of Pitt's latest overblown treatise that ends up saying really NOTHING that distinguishes this missive from his usual bilge. Is Pitt, perhaps, planning on a trip for...
  • The Pol Who Drank Too Much: Can a lush run the country?

    01/12/2006 1:32:13 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies · 803+ views ^ | Jan. 11, 2006 | Geoffrey Wheatcroft
    After I joined the staff of the Spectator magazine 30 years ago, I was taken to the House of Commons as part of my political apprenticeship. We watched a debate from the press gallery and pottered through the lobbies of the cavernous building before repairing at around 9 p.m. to one of the dozen or more bars found in the Palace of Westminster. There we fell in with a Tory MP, the original vaudeville drunk, glassy eyes, slurred speech, teetering on his bar stool. I bought him one or two more and then I helpfully asked if I could find...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-06 (Even Leftists Laugh At Pied Piper Pitt)

    01/02/2006 7:12:45 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 151 replies · 2,206+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2006 | Doug Thompson, Assorted Leftists, and PJ-Comix
    One of the geat mysteries of Pied Piper (William Rivers) Pitt's recent ATTACK upon me for taking him up on his CASH Bounty Challenge was his accusation that I was a former "bosom" buddy DUmmie he knew who, as a member of the DNC, attended the Democrat 2004 convention in Boston. Of course, Pitt knows full well that anybody with the screen name of DUmmie FUnnies (which is how I identified myself to him) would be Tombstoned from DUmmieland within about 5 seconds of registering there. And since he clearly heard my voice, he would know that we never...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-05 (Pied PIper Pitt's Fictional Response To DUmmie FUnnies)

    12/30/2005 5:24:52 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 214 replies · 4,499+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2005 | William Rives Pitt and PJ-Comix
    Talk about Reality Challenged DUmmies! First William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt posts this Reality Challenged THREAD titled, "Going Too Far (or, my conversation with the Bush supporter at the bar)" in which he was MIRACULOUSLY able to reproduce in word-for-word detail a long conversation he had with Ty, whom Pitt described as a Bush supporter who, under the guidance of the All-Wise and erudite Pitt, was able to see the error of his ways. Maybe I am far inferior to the incredible Pitt intellect but, sans tape recorder, I would be hard pressed to reproduce in quotes a long...
  • A mob of hyperactive right-wing extremists with an army to play with

    04/29/2003 4:19:22 AM PDT · by SJackson · 13 replies · 153+ views
    Jewish World Review ^ | 4-29-03 | Raoul Lowery Contreras
    Twenty-one Spring days proved that the armed forces of the United States led by the brilliant duo of President George W. Bush, and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield , is unmatched in today's world for the ability to gather resources, gather combat men and to attack and deliver victory in short order. Another factor is their ability to coalesce the support of the American people for the Iraq enterprise. However, there are some in the American population who objected and continue to object to the war. Recent polls indicate that about 22-25% of the American public objected and continue to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-11-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Grandstands In Crawford)

    08/11/2005 8:49:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 244 replies · 4,519+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 11, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
    Is there any major Leftist event in which William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt does not try to make HIMSELF the center of attention? We already saw that happen on June 16, “The Day When Everything Finally Changed.” Unfortunately for Pitt, the Day When Everything Finally Changed fizzled out so he tried to kickstart ANOTHER “Day When Everything Finally Changed” this coming September 24. In between, Pitt noticed the Sheehan Circus taking place in Crawford, Texas and went into the panic mode lest the many video cameras there fail to record him blowing bloated pronouncements into his own navel. So...
  • DFU SONG: Rhinestone Cowboy (the ultimate mocking of an insane left wing moonbat - Will Pitt)

    08/09/2005 9:48:36 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 20 replies · 711+ views
    DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    RAT DISCUSSION THREAD PJ-COMIX EXPOSURE THREAD ====================================================================== MIDI - RHINESTONE COWBOY Will Pitt's ready for the long plane flight...he hopes he'll score late tonight He has vaseline and in his suitcase some sex toys There's a cute earring in his ear...that's shouting out "Look, I'm queer" He's been naughty indeed He doesn't like the baby his pervert pal Scott Ritter Big muscles and big derriere is what William needs A Northeast gay cowboy...he is ready to take a nice ride with a Texas man A Northeast gay cowboy...some line dancing with a big smile while he shakes his...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-05-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Contradicts Himself AGAIN)

    08/05/2005 6:55:33 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 87 replies · 1,773+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 5, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It looks like Pied Piper Pitt needs to break out in song to sing “Self-Recanted Evening” since he has contradicted himself YET AGAIN as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Before the 'Hackett Wuz Robbed' train gets really rolling...” Pitt makes it appear that the Left is making themselves appear ridiculous by claiming that every election they have lost was stolen. However, a couple of days before making this post, Pitt made his infamous Sound Of Distant Thunder post in which he proudly claimed that he stood on the Capitol steps in May 2001 with a bunch...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-04-05 ("A Sound of Distant Thunder (regarding the September DC protest)" ---Pitt

    08/04/2005 6:05:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 185 replies · 2,655+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 4, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    June 16, 2005. Mark that date. It was the Day When Everything Finally Changed according to Pied Piper Pitt. Do you feel the big change? Hasn’t your life changed completely? Notice how our political system has radically changed from that date on? Ooops! Never mind. Please send that June 16 date down the memory Pitt because the Pied Piper has come up with a NEW Day When Everything Finally Changed. It is September 24 as you can see in his DUmmie THREAD melodramatically titled, “A Sound of Distant Thunder (regarding the September DC protest).” I like that typical hyperbolic...
  • The DUmmie "William Pitt"

    07/11/2005 7:54:25 AM PDT · by franksolich · 567 replies · 12,786+ views
    scamdy ^ | July 11, 2005 | the dread adminf
    For those watching the DUmmie "William Pitt" this past week was surely a wondrous one, full of explosive fireworks, on the heels of several weeks of utter silence on this subject from the DUmmie "William Pitt." It appears the DUmmie "William Pitt" finally read what had been said about him.....about four weeks too late. The guy is hurt, angry, insulted, and it showed. This is reminescent of a similar event about nine weeks ago, when the acolytes of Andrew Stephenson finally discovered the DUmmie FUnnies, and were alas for them three weeks too late. One suspects that during his weeks...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-07-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Places Blame For London Bombings On Bush and Blair)

    07/07/2005 5:13:37 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 114 replies · 2,456+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 7 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    No sooner did the bombs go off today in London when the opportunist whores of the political left began blaming the ones they really felt were responsible for the tragedy---Bush & Blair. Oh, a few of the loons, such as Pied Piper Pitt, made a few gratuitous nods in the way of blaming the ISLAMIC terrorists but that was strictly for show. The ones they REALLY blame are (surprise! surprise!) none other than Bush & Blair as you can see Pitt do in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Over There.” And Pitt proves himself to be way Over There in left...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-05 ("Two Cases of Bile"--- DUmmies Discuss Scamdy Article)

    07/01/2005 7:18:18 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 107 replies · 2,810+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    It has been somewhat quiet on the Andy Stephenson front during the past month of June but here it is the beginning of July and the Scamdy scandal is breaking out all over again. The latest outbreak is in the Seattle Weekly magazine as you can see in this ARTICLE titled, “Two Cases of Bile” which is also the title of this DUmmie THREAD discussing the article. I urge everybody out there to read this Seattle Weekly article in that it provides great laughs in the Whitewash Dept.. Most particularly this line from the article, “’He has pancreatic cancer,’...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

    05/30/2005 8:21:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 919 replies · 18,312+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Pied Piper Pitt has once again consulted his ever-ready thesaurus in preparation for this paean to himself posted in DUmmieland. The most interesting thing about this DUmmie THREAD titled, “What do you love?” isn’t Pitt’s tedious and overlong self-glorification but his interaction with co-conspirator Scamdy. So let us now view Pied Piper Pitt telling us how wonderful he is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who will be asking the judge at the Scamdy trial to permit a large screen monitor with an internet connection at the Scamdy trial so as to allow the jury...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-26-05 ("My blog is under assault by the graveyard rats" ---Pitt)

    05/26/2005 8:59:14 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 1,013 replies · 23,385+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 26, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    As you can tell from the twinkle in his eyes and his ever moving eyebrows, Li’l Beaver is a rather impish critter. And today Li’l Beaver decided to smoke out a Rat by the name of William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt. Ever since Andy Stephenson’s operation yesterday at Johns Hopkins, there has been a blanket of silence in Dummieland thrown over the fact of whether or not he had surgery for Pancreatic Cancer. Every mention of “pancreatic cancer” in DUmmieland has been instantly deleted and thrown down the Memory Pitt by Skinner. Fortunately, a few such deleted posts have...