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  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-14 (Ferguson: Temporary SockPuppet Laughably Invokes 'To Kill A Mockingbird")

    11/25/2014 8:09:57 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 25, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    The Drunken Bostonian just couldn't resist grandstanding the Ferguson riots. This time WILLIAM RIVERS PITT wants everybody to see how literate he is by quoting from "To Kill A Mockingbird" to imply that the "Gentle Giant" aka Michael Brown was a poor innocent like Tom Robinson in the Harper Lee novel. Here is Pitt's grandstand thread about Ferguson, “Atticus–” said Jem bleakly. One has to wonder if the Temporary SockPuppet read that line from the novel to impress teenyboppers in the Newton schoolyard. Now Pitt is trying to impress his fellow DUmmies with a completely inappropriate quote. So let...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-13 ("I think today should be 'William Pitt Appreciation Day'")

    01/24/2013 4:14:33 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 47 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    William Rivers Pitt, sitting on the porch of Mother Pitt's cabin in the woods William Rivers Pitt has been on a roll lately. He's been invigorated by Obozo's victory, and emboldened by the big push for gun control. So much so, that lately William has gone into Internet Tough Guy mode. Wee Willie has been talking SMACK to the imaginary Secondment Amendment supporters he's been addressing, and he has them literally shaking in their imaginary boots. We take you back to this past Saturday, when Mr. Pitt was in his cups and feeling especially feisty and in high DUdgeon. William...
  • Tom Brokaw v. Founding Fathers

    01/21/2013 7:32:29 AM PST · by afraidfortherepublic · 30 replies
    The American Thinker ^ | 1-21-13 | Thomas Lifson
    Thursday Jan 17, Tom Brokaw was given time on MSNBC to tell the Founding Fathers the self-evident truths they laid their lives on the line for are farfetched. Are we lucky, or what? Our talking heads know so much more than the men who pledged their lives, their sacred honor to free us from the tyranny of Kings and establish real freedom. Brokaw spoke with Andrea Mitchell. He aimed his remarks at people who believe in the Constitution by saying, in a scholarly formal tone (which passes for derision in his circles), that 2nd Amendment types who say the Amendment...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-12 (How to Scam Free Drinks from Trust Fund Pitt)

    07/01/2012 2:45:39 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 35 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    If you're in the Boston area and want free drinks, simply go to the Cambridge Bukowski's and blast America. If you do, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT will pull out a wad of his trust fund bucks and pay for all the drinks you want. You can see this technique at work in this Pitt THREAD, "America Must Declare War on America." The scene starts out with Pitt writing about his favorite subject, himself, and goes downhill from there. I guess Pitt must be drowning his sorrows in multiple brewskis nowadays to help him get over his frustration over NOT being...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-27-12 (KOmmie Mental Meltdown In Republican Rage Rant)

    02/27/2012 7:25:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 40 replies · 1+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 27, 2012 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix
    Remember that hypocritical RANT by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT last year about conservatives supposedly engaged in hate rhetoric in the wake of the Gabby Giffords shooting? It has the height of hypocrisy not only because it was completely wrong but because it turned out that Pitt himself had been banned for threatening extreme violence upon a homeless woman, Bobo the Hobo. Well, take a look at this sanity-challenged KOmmie THREAD with the krazed title of "Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**..." And believe me, as you shall see, the rabid frothing of the text is definitely in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-11 (William Pitt The Fraudster Calls American Voters Stupid)

    04/13/2011 8:38:51 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Look who is calling the American voters stupid. William Pitt The Fraudster who was so stupid as to place his cojones into lying degenerate Jason Leopold's hands by depending on him for the scoop that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. The same William Pitt The Fraudster who asserted that the Third American Empire commenced at the 1980 Olympics when fans screamed "USA! USA! USA!" The same William Pitt The Fraudster who has a history of completely changing his mind shortly after making bold assertions. And, yes, the same William Pitt The Fraudster who was so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-10 (Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog")

    04/15/2010 7:15:47 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 32 replies · 710+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2010 | Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker
    Happy Tax Day! It's the DUmmies' favorite holiday (next to May Day). Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government. But that's not for the DUmmies. Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams. But surely you would think that in Massachusetts, in Boston, in the Cradle of Liberty, in the HOME of the ORIGINAL Tea Party, all the citizenry would rise up as one, fused in patriotic fervor against the taxing tyrants on the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-10 (DUmmies Are GO!)

    01/11/2010 3:01:45 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 55 replies · 1,904+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    When I was a kid, one of my favorite TV shows was the "Thunderbirds," a "Supermarionation" series about the Tracy family and their International Rescue team. There would be trouble somewhere in the world, and, from their secret island base, the IR crew would fire up their jets and rush to the rescue. "Thunderbirds Are GO!" That picture came to my mind when I read this THREAD from Pied Piper Pitt, in which he issues the "Go" order to his DU crew. "DUmmies Are GO!" I think Pitt fancies himself as Jeff Tracy or Scott Tracy, or maybe as...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-09 (Long Winded Idiot Pitt Blows Ill Wind)

    03/12/2009 6:12:12 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 44 replies · 1,148+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It seems like William Rivers Pitt has forgotten his role in perpetrating one of the biggest journalistic frauds (Karl Rove "indictment scoop") of the 21st century. Having conveniently removed that episode from his memory banks, Pitt has now jumped back on his soapbox to lecture conservatives as you can see in his latest DUmmie THREAD, "Idiot Wind." You want some idiot wind, Pitt? Well, this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies is going to blow your own idiot wind right up your butt with your own words. Yes, every single reply will consist entirely of Pied Piper Pitt quotes so...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-09 (Pied Piper Pitt Claims Obama's Lack of Leadership a Good Thing)

    02/06/2009 6:27:40 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 62 replies · 1,350+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    William Rivers Pitt is making another desperate suckup bid to escape the kiddie's table of DUmmieland and join the adults at the Power Play Politics table. Perhaps Pitt has forgotten that it is only in the alternate universe where Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006 and he was hailed for breaking that story along with Jason Leopold. Yes, in that alternate universe Pitt would now be holding court in fancy Boston restaurants and be appearing regularly as a guest pundit on MSNBC. Instead, harsh cold reality has condemned him to sit FOREVER at the DUmmieland kiddie table...
  • Democratic Underground Stubbornly Clings to Childish BDS

    01/21/2009 5:03:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 50 replies · 1,648+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | January 21, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick
    Attention all shrinks! You will have a field day analyzing the incredibly childish BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) exhibited by this Hate Bush thread over at the Democratic Underground. The author of the thread, William Rivers Pitt, is a real piece of work. In case you never heard of Pitt, he was a perpetrator, along with former fashion photographer and Truthout publisher, Marc Ash, and "investigative reporter" Jason Leopold of one of the biggest journalistic hoaxes of this decade: the supposed indictment of Karl Rove by Patrick Fitzgerald on May 12, 2006. All that Pitt managed to accomplish when the indictment...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-08 (Pitt Uses Positive Reinforcement To Miracle An Obama Win)

    09/19/2008 5:33:59 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 95 replies · 213+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    You can call it wishful thinking or positive reinforcement but William Rivers Pitt is using it in an attempt to miracle the Democrats to victory this November. Yeah, it must be KILLING the Pied Piper. The most important election of our lifetimes and all he can do is sit on the sidelines and suggest something like, "Every day, in every little way, we are getting better and better." Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both terrible candidates. Beyond that Hillary is working quietly behind the scenes to ensure an Obama loss in November. However, there is the Pied Piper...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Has A New "Scoop")

    08/31/2008 6:31:07 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 77 replies · 155+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    ATTENTION ALL REPORTERS!!! Start checking your Blackberries! William Rivers Pitt has another news scoop! You should find out about it in 24 business hours. And the amazing scoop can be described in just one word according to Pitt: "Eagleton." Ironically, Pitt might finally get a scoop right but in the wrong way. The Pied Piper thinks this will apply to Sarah Palin being removed from the ticket but I happen to know that it will be Joe Biden who will be facing the same situation due to a certain piece of material out there that will surface soon...maybe in...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 08-26-08 (Pied Piper Pitt Praises Michelle Obama)

    08/26/2008 6:21:33 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 72 replies · 158+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 26, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    It wasn't supposed to be this way. Right now, William Rivers Pitt should be the life of the party at the Democrat convention in Denver. At least in his own mind. Yes, the William Rivers Pitt of his fervid imagination should now be holding court in Denver. Awestruck Democrats approaching his table at an expensive restaurant and shyly asking for his autograph. Prominent politicians walking up to the seated Pitt and whispering insider jokes into his ear as Pitt nods approvingly. Newscasters surrounding him asking for his views on the various speeches. Probably even sitting in on a panel...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-08 (Pied Piper Pitt PUI (Posting Under the Influence))

    05/16/2008 6:33:46 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 107 replies · 155+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 16, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Mama! Papa! Don't you know me? I'm your little Sonny Boy! Mama! Mama! Don't hide your face! Go ahead and look at my disgrace! Your little Sonny Boy is wasting away all his Trust Fund Money on drink! Oh Papa! Aren't you proud of your little Sonny Boy! I coulda been a player! If only...IF ONLY! If only Karl Rove had been indicted! If only what everybody had expected to happen had happened today your little Sonny Boy would have been the apple in your eye. A major media star who scooped everybody with the Rove indictment story. I...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-08 (MERRY FITZMAS!!)

    05/12/2008 6:46:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies · 249+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 12, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    MERRY FITZMAS!!! Today is the second anniversary of Karl Rove's indictment on May 12, 2006. This amazing journalistic scoop of a non-event was provided by that great investigative team of TruthOut fashion photographer, Marc Ash, deranged drug addict, Jason Leopold, and, of course, the Bostonian Drunkard himself, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. So how to celebrate Fitzmas? Of course, Pied Piper Pitt himself continues to remain mum in his turtleshell, refusing to even acknowledge the reality of his self-humiliation that has turned him into a Web laughingstock. I could have just reprinted one of the many DUFU Fitzmas threads from 2006....
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-08-08 (William Rivers Pitt Proclaims Long Primary Race A "Blessing")

    05/08/2008 6:12:50 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 105 replies · 73+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 8, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Now that the Democrat primary race seems to be over, Pied Piper Pitt has worked up the liquid courage to make a statement about the primary. Thus far, other than to angrily berate his fellow DUmmies for daring to suggest they might sit out the general election, Pitt has been MUM on the primary race raging around him. Of course, he did claim to be a strong Edwards supporter but only AFTER the Breck Girl was dropped out of the race so any endorsement would be completely safe to make. So now that the Democrat race seems to be...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-08 (William Rivers Pitt Wants To Be A Surrogate)

    03/10/2008 6:29:44 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 75 replies · 1,076+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    Before we begin today's DUFU edition, an update from the Charles Henrickson vs Paul Shanklin battlefront. As pointed out in the previous DUmmie FUnnies EDITION, Charles posted a parody based on Ebony and Ivory about Obama and Hillary called Ebony and Ovary last Wednesday. Almost simultaneously on the air, Rush Limbaugh asked his parodist, Paul Shanklin, to come up with a parody song about Obama and Hillary based on Ebony and Ivory. The world now awaits the Paul Shanklin version to see how it compares to the Henrickson parody. Already Henrickson has scored some important points in the opening...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-20-08 (Jason Leopold Leaves TruthOut)

    02/20/2008 5:26:33 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 49 replies · 519+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 20, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    It's a sad day. One of the great journalistic giants of our time, Jason Leopold, is splitting the scene. According to an e-mail from former fashion photographer and now TruthOut publisher, Marc Ash, as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, Jason Leopold has left his publication. In case you are unfamiliar with Leopold, he teamed up with TruthOut columnist William Rivers Pitt to promote the story about Karl Rove having already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald on May 12, 2006. The team of Leopold and Lib are still waiting for the magical 24 business hours to pass for...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-03 (Pied Piper Pitt Panders To Hillary By Slamming Tim Russert)

    11/02/2007 6:09:33 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 65 replies · 96+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    (Don't even THINK of reading this DUFU edition before VOTING by clicking HERE. It only takes a couple of seconds to vote in this 2007 Weblog Awards Contest and you can vote once per day until Thursday. If you only see an orange color in the circle after clicking it, then click again. You will know that your vote has registered when you see the vote totals results come up.) As we saw a little over a month ago when William Rivers Pitt performed a DUmmie GRANDSTAND, the Magic Man is continuing to pander to Hillary as you can...