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American Women Resorting to Desperate Measures
The Spearhead ^ | June 10 2010 | Welmer

Posted on 06/10/2010 9:45:37 AM PDT by Christian Cage

This is too funny. An Ohio woman, all alone at home, probably with a few cats, got drunk and decided she needed a man. So she did what women have been trained to do when they have a problem: she dialed 911.

Although calling 911 has proven to be very effective for removing husbands from women’s lives, a system whereby it replaces them has not yet been worked out. But never fear; I’m sure feminists will come up with a new program that court orders single men to attend to desperate, lonely and aging women who have blown it in life and need some man to change the oil, mow the lawn and make them feel “special.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; helenthomas; liberalfascism; misandry; obama; socialism; spinsters; women
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1 posted on 06/10/2010 9:45:37 AM PDT by Christian Cage
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To: Christian Cage

if she works out, loses the flab, and gets a little sun, she will have no problem attracting a man.

in order to keep the man, women should consider not being drama filled.

and if she expects a man to make her feel ‘special’... remember, it’s a two way street.


2 posted on 06/10/2010 9:49:48 AM PDT by sten
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To: sten

Yup, I have two kids to raise because of a very clever woman.


3 posted on 06/10/2010 9:52:42 AM PDT by refermech
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To: Christian Cage

Wow, whoever wrote this doesn’t seem to like women very much.


4 posted on 06/10/2010 9:53:11 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Christian Cage

Women would be a lot more likely to find good men if they would quit screwing around with Daddy FedGov who robs these same good men.


5 posted on 06/10/2010 9:56:49 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Christian Cage

She is obviously a progressive. It’s her right to be happy and it is the government’s job to provide for her.


6 posted on 06/10/2010 9:57:01 AM PDT by Teotwawki (Live free or die. Seriously. It's not just a state slogan.)
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To: Christian Cage

There was a dopey and desperate 45 year old woman in Oregon that called 911 because she wanted the cute deputy that answered a noise complaint at her house to come back. He did...and arrested her.


7 posted on 06/10/2010 9:57:17 AM PDT by gundog (Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
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To: Christian Cage
 
 
 
 
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2531752/posts


8 posted on 06/10/2010 10:00:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: sten

Most misognistic pap I’ve seen on a long ime, the posters on that link.

Seems there is not a molecule of affection even for their mothers (all women) that bore these hideous types.


9 posted on 06/10/2010 10:01:06 AM PDT by cycle of discernment
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To: sten
Hello.. Men usually get drama with the tanned and toned sexy women who demand they be treated as special.

Men looking for that deserve what they get!

Stop chasing each others behinds and find a spiritual mate you fools! :)
10 posted on 06/10/2010 10:01:58 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: Vigilanteman

Good men don’t need women in the first place.


11 posted on 06/10/2010 10:03:26 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: divine_moment_of_facts

the story was about a woman having trouble finding a man. i stand by my statements and their effectiveness.

as for finding a spiritual soul mate... what would be the plan to divine that person? (please refrain from the ‘G-d will provide if you have patience’ line)


12 posted on 06/10/2010 10:06:52 AM PDT by sten
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To: divine_moment_of_facts
I consider myself a good man and I need my woman. Not just for the nookie she provides but for the support, companionship, encouragement and, most of all, the three wonderful kids we have raised together.
13 posted on 06/10/2010 10:09:08 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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You are blessed.


14 posted on 06/10/2010 10:10:44 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: sten

Your scenerio is a man interested in a trophy wife and a woman looking for Mr. Fix-it.. Yeah, they’ll find each other.. that is the majority of what people out there want.. I’m saying it’s shallow and pathetic.


15 posted on 06/10/2010 10:14:28 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: Vigilanteman

You don’t need her.. that is unhealthy.. It’s more like you appreciate and love her. Much happiness to you and yours!


16 posted on 06/10/2010 10:16:38 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: divine_moment_of_facts

“Hello.. Men usually get drama with the tanned and toned sexy women who demand they be treated as special.

Men looking for that deserve what they get!

Stop chasing each others behinds and find a spiritual mate you fools! :)”

-I’ll sign on to that...if you sign on to the truism that there is no such thing as an ugly girl...just a lazy one.


17 posted on 06/10/2010 10:32:57 AM PDT by johnnycap
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Agreed.


18 posted on 06/10/2010 10:52:00 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: johnnycap

Although.. More often than not they just don’t care.


19 posted on 06/10/2010 10:55:10 AM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts (Give me Liberty.. or I'll get up and get it for myself!)
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To: divine_moment_of_facts

i see. unless the woman is an out of shape slob, she must be shallow and the man must only be interested in her looks.

hardly.

how a person takes care of them self tells a lot about the person. grooming and clothes are not the only outward indicators. a healthy body goes a long way to a health mind (with obvious exceptions).

i also note the home... if it’s a mess, then there is a serious problem i’d personally rather not invite into my life.


20 posted on 06/10/2010 11:54:51 AM PDT by sten
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