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Congress Races to Destroy Country Before 2012 Deadline (Satire)
DotPenn.com ^ | 06-18-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 06/18/2010 5:22:38 PM PDT by SvenWaring

Congress is planning to rush through enough legislation to destroy the nation before the strict December 2012 end-of-the-world deadline set by the Mayan calendar and Obama's Armageddon Czar.

"We will work with the President every way possible to ensure that his legacy as an American president is the last such legacy in human history," said Speaker of the House Representative Nancy Pelosi.

Pelosi said that a series of misguided financial reforms, increased spending, and "killer" taxes should suffice to destroy the country, if a more practical world-ending event is not forthcoming.

"We just can't sit around and wait for an asteroid," said Pelosi. "As much as the History Channel wants that to happen. The American people expect us to be proactive."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: congress; mayancalendar; obama

1 posted on 06/18/2010 5:22:39 PM PDT by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring; ExTexasRedhead; justiceseeker93; Impy; neverdem

November can’t come soon enough.


2 posted on 06/18/2010 5:26:08 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Obama's more worried about Israelis building houses than he is about Islamists building atomic bombs)
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To: SvenWaring

What part was satire?


3 posted on 06/18/2010 5:48:17 PM PDT by jazminerose
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To: SvenWaring

Socialism is really going to work this time. Obama says so.


4 posted on 06/18/2010 6:00:29 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats = authoritarian socialists)
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To: popdonnelly

Tell me when the hangings start. I want to have a bowl of popcorn and a cooler full of beer ready. I will enjoy the first few times I hear them pleading for their lives.


5 posted on 06/18/2010 6:03:16 PM PDT by politicianslie (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders)
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To: SvenWaring

Why is this satire?


6 posted on 06/18/2010 6:25:08 PM PDT by fightinJAG (Obama: "I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today.")
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