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DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-11 (Boston Straggler Rage Victim Bobbolink Falls Ill)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/17/2011 5:38:25 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Somewhere in a lonely car on a freezing Ft. Collins, CO street sits an ill rage victim of the Boston Straggler aka WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Yes, our dear Bobbolink aka Bobo the Hobo has fallen sick inside her home which is an old car as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please..." Yeah, the DUmmies are sending her a lot of thoughts and prayers her way but NO food or shelter. Notable by his absence is the Boston Straggler who is probably filled with thoughts of extremely violent fantasies at this point. So let us now watch the DUmmies passively watch the sick Bobo the Hobo in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if this could all be just some well timed political theater, is in the [brackets]:

Bobbolink is sick, thoughts and prayers her way please...

[But NO food or shelter for this poor victim of the Boston Straggler.]

I received a message from her yesterday that she's been very sick in her car for three days. I replied and emailed and haven't heard back. I am very, very worried! Send her your best via this. Thanks!!

[Please get yourself into a warm place Bobbolink AWAY from the Boston Straggler who could be stalking you.]

Hugs and prayers.

[But NO food. Not even Ramen noodles.]

prayers and vibes being sent. be well!

[Could you include FOOD and SHELTER as well?]

I wish her the best...

[You are obviously NOT the Boston Straggler.]

Thank you, Mary. I wondered where she was the last couple days. Knowing she is ill in her car makes me cry. I lived in a tent for awhile one year and got pneumonia, it was terrible.

[Better not be too specific on which car or she risks being stalked by the Boston Straggler.]

I thank God for my bed every night, and I pray that someone comes across her path to help her.

[As long as that someone is NOT the Boston Straggler.]

I have the first comfortable bed I've ever had and am so grateful to be inside each night.

[You spent the entire previous part of your life sleeping on straw?]

Can one of us put her up for awhile?

[Say hello to Mrs. Sheridan Whiteside.]

She is in Colorado, her profile says. Ft. Collins. Don't know if that is current location.

[Shhh! You don't want to give the Boston Straggler a heads up on where he can stalk her.]

It's been cold in Colorado this winter. . .

[It's that horrible Global Warming that Algore has been yapping about.]

i'm in fort collins there are some horrible sicknesses going around this town. if any one knows where she is, i can check on her. pm me...

[You might want to stand guard by her car in case the Boston Straggler shows up.]

I know this hasn't been very successful in the past - but if you know where she is perhaps a Colorado DUer could check on her ...

[DUAC! DUAC!]

i hate that our country tolerates poverty and homelessness.

[Bush's fault!!!]

Anyone else know what kind of car she has

[2011 Cadillac Escalade.]

She's one of the most valuable posters on DU

[She exposed the TRUE nature of the extremely violent Boston Straggler.]

I'm sending positive vibes.

[At this point Bobbo would probably prefer Ramen noodles...preferably sitting in hot water.]

Om Namo Bhagavate Vaasudevaaya

[Is that the Hindu or Wiccan version of sitting Shiva?]

SOMEBODY IN THE FT COLLINS AREA PLS PM ME. I have an email for a rabbi who has shown some protectiveness toward her. And sorry about the shout. I don't know that area at all; my contact is in Evergreen.

[I hope you don't mean THIS RABBI.]

Her cell is working...I talked to her, she is very sick, and very sick about the cuts and that no one is up in arms about that! Still feisty! so relieved to have talked to her...

[Uh-Oh! I hope the rage victim of the Boston Straggler hasn't been grandstanding for political purposes.]

I'll call her when my minutes go free

[God forbid you actually shell out a few measly cents to call Bobbolink.]

May the Great Spirit protect you in these days of need.

[Heretic! No mention of the goddess Gaia!]

Thanks everybody!! I talked to Bobbie. She's still very sick, not up to getting online...Mad as hell about the cuts!! and about the lack of protests about the cuts...still feisty, and so right to be mad. We have to start actions on the cuts to social programs at the very least!

[Pardon me for casting aspersions upon the veracity of the Boston Straggler rage victim but does this not sound like Bobbo's problem is really just political theater rather than any real illness?]

I hope this will serve as a rallying point for DUers to fight the cuts that hurt the most vulnerable in our society.

[Yup! This is sounding more and more like political theater. Do we now send tickets to fly Bobbo to Madison, WI for yet more grandstanding?]

Bobbie is a tireless (until now) advocate for the impoverished, these cuts just make her job that much harder. We need to hit the streets for the homeless and hungry...

[Bobbo the professional Hobo.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bobbohobo; bobbolink; bobothehobo; bostonstraggler; dufu; dummie; dummies; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

“i hate that our country tolerates poverty and homelessness.”

Yo DUmmie, this country has no idea what real poverty is like.


41 posted on 02/18/2011 8:32:26 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Darkwolf377
I suspect they prefer her as a 'living symbol of American hearlessness' or something.

I think you nailed it. It's much easier, and cheaper, to sympathise with a sad sack like Hobo and blame it on society, if she's for real that is, than actually doing something tangible to improve her condition.

42 posted on 02/18/2011 10:09:38 AM PST by epow (I was taught to respect my elders, but they're getting harder and harder to find.)
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To: Darkwolf377

You are a Gentleman and a scholar, my friend! Keep up the good work. Too many sit on their backsides without lifting a finger. My pet project is cutting firewood for seniors.

My back is shot, yet I still manage to help out my seniors every year. Dummies rarely leave mommy’s basement, unless they’re out of cheetos or dope!


43 posted on 02/18/2011 11:09:57 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: boop

Bobbolink is bull****!

I think it’s a woman and if there was a live thread running for the Superbowl she’d come in with a post on homelessness.

It’s really quite humorous.


44 posted on 02/18/2011 12:22:43 PM PST by Mears
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To: mylife

>>If Bobo has a car, why doesnt she winter in Ca?<<

This winter she would have needed a boat.


45 posted on 02/18/2011 5:20:03 PM PST by freedumb2003 (The TOTUS-reader is a Judas Goat, leading the American sheeple to the slaugherhouse /Parmy)
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