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DUmmie FUnnies 03-19-11 ("Libya, Obama's Baby")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 19, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 03/19/2011 6:46:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Bombs away! Barack Obomber has launched an attack on Libya! And this has sent DUmmieland into shock and awe! Should they defend their Obamassiah? Or should they disown him? Is he just the new Dubya, Barack McSame, the new Destroyer of Worlds? The DUmp is abuzz with the sound of manic!

The whole board is filled with Obama-Libya threads right now. But we'll go with this THREAD from DUmmie GSLevel9, "Meet the new Boss. Same as the old Boss."

But before we do, let's sing this song that captures the DUmmie Dilemma:

LIBYA, OBAMA'S BABY
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"

Libya, oh, Libya
I don't mean Namibia
Libya, Obama's baby
He's a Bush, with thorns and thistles
When he sends in long-range missles

Libya, oh, Libya
Barack's just like Dubya
Dubya, the bane of DU!
We thought we'd have peace with Obama the Great
But he's a repeat of the bomber we hate
Is Cheney in charge at Defense or at State?
Déjà vu anew with Libya!

So will it be Barack McSame, or will there be a DUmmie DUbya DUbble Standard? Perhaps some of both. Let's find out. So now it's on to Operation Odyssey DUmb, in Baracket's Red Glare, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, loving to see the DUmmies squirm between Barack and a hard place, is in the [Barackets]:

Meet the new Boss. Same as the old Boss.

[Barack McSame, Destroyer of Worlds.]

Warmonger corporate tool.

[But, but, President Obama has won the Nobel PEACE PRIZE, for goodness' sake! He's a DEMOCRAT! Indeed, he's your OBAMASSIAH! Shouldn't unicorns be farting rainbows and sparkles by now?? Instead, they're launching Tomahawk cruise missles!]

In the case of Libya I believe you are wrong.

[See, what makes this different from Bush and Iraq is that . . . is that Khaddafi has violated numerous U.N. res-- uh, wait, no, hold on . . . is that Khaddafi has been brutalizing, I mean, BRUTALIZING, his own--no, wait, that won't work either. . . . Oil? Nope, don't want to go there. . . . I've got it! Weapons of Mass--no, shoot. . . . Well, it's different, let me just say that. Obama is one of us, and Bush is, well, Bush. So you're wrong.]

How about in the cases of Afghanistan and Iraq?

[LALALALA I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOU!!!]

Ghadaffi is like, super evil. He's stepped up to Axis of Evil level now. We're gonna kick his ass like he was Saddam.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

like DR EVIL status?

[Worse! DEVIL status!]

Unrec, alert and laugh at your ignorance. In that order.

[How DARE you compare our beloved Prog President to Chimpy McHitler!]

the president, with this brief set of remarks, has crafted something of an Obama Doctrine for military intervention: The United States will join in a multilateral fight for democracy and humanitarian aims when it is in the nation's interest and when the locals are involved and desire US participation. In short, the Anti-Bush Doctrine.

[Which sounds suspiciously a lot like the Bush Doctrine.]

As annoyed as I am at times with POTUS, that is such an outrageous and false statement. I'm starting to hate this place...Flame

[DUmmie monmouth launches a missle strike on the OP, DUmmie GSLevel9!]

Deleted message. Message removed by moderator.

[The banning begins in five--no, the banning begins NOW!]

We're locking this thread. A consensus of moderator have decided that this post violates this rule ==> Disrespectful nicknames, crude insults, or right-wing smears against Democrats.

[Hee! Hee! Expect MANY more Barackophobia lockdowns in the daze to come!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; libya; obama
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To: Charles Henrickson

It has to be Bush’s fault that Obama made this stupid decision.


21 posted on 03/19/2011 7:25:19 PM PDT by YukonGreen
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22 posted on 03/19/2011 7:27:33 PM PDT by Nocturno (destined for Chicago, Illegals only stop for lunch in Arizona)
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To: Charles Henrickson

First Fifty. Yeah, Mee!!!


23 posted on 03/19/2011 7:28:50 PM PDT by Calusa (The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just reported on my local lefty news of all places...First volley in ‘Obama’s War’ killed 44 civilians...most of them CHILDREN!!!

Think this will make the national morning news?

*Crickets Chirping*

I don’t blame the military; I blame the CIC. If all is fair in Love and War, this is HIS war...and he has the blood of children on his hands. Well, he already did. He’s pro-abortion, so ‘murdering’ a few kids in Libya is no biggie, I guess.


24 posted on 03/19/2011 7:29:46 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: battousai

You got me. I had to put down my chocolate milk, fast.


25 posted on 03/19/2011 7:31:30 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: Nocturno

26 posted on 03/19/2011 7:31:30 PM PDT by Nocturno (destined for Chicago, Illegals only stop for lunch in Arizona)
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To: Charles Henrickson

bump


27 posted on 03/19/2011 7:38:15 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: jla

Remember “The Prisoner”??

Imagine a show a little like that but set in cramped basements and weirdo leftist freaks ruled by nameless, faceless “Moderators”.

Gives me the willies thinking about it.

We can call it The Idiots Village or something


28 posted on 03/19/2011 7:43:33 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: jla
The dreaded, yet venerated, “consensus of moderator”

Must be hard to get a consensus of one.

29 posted on 03/19/2011 8:18:18 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Instead, they're launching Tomahawk cruise missles!

Those aren't Tomahawk missiles; they're peace pipes.

30 posted on 03/19/2011 8:20:07 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Charles Henrickson

MARCH 19, 2011
OBAMA: ‘Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world’...

MARCH 19, 2003
BUSH: ‘American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger...


31 posted on 03/19/2011 8:20:42 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Incorrigible

Déjà vu all over again! To the day!


32 posted on 03/19/2011 8:25:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Barack McSame, Destroyer of Worlds.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They did indeed.

This will be interesting to watch in the days ahead.


33 posted on 03/19/2011 8:56:44 PM PDT by sauropod (The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
For what it's worth, Mussolini was also responsible for making war on Libya.

In fact, it became "Libya" again under his rule for the first time since ancient times; prior to that, it had been variously called "Italian North Africa", "Italian Cyrenaica", and "Italian Tripolitania" as Italy solidified its grip on the area.

No doubt the Kenyan Clown is far too ignorant of history to be aware of this. I still find it an amusing coincidence that Obama, who reminds me more of Mussolini than any other politician in history, is even repeating some of Mussolini's foreign adventures.

34 posted on 03/19/2011 9:47:50 PM PDT by snowsislander
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To: Charles Henrickson

Definition: “Disrespectful nicknames, crude insults, or right-wing smears against Democrats” = TRUTH.


35 posted on 03/19/2011 9:54:37 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad
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To: Charles Henrickson

I so admire your fortitude and humor. It makes things easier.

I put on my waders earlier in the day to see what the consensus was at the DUmp. It was all George Bush and Governor Walker (????). The level of ignorance about past events made my head spin. I can only think the posters are young, with no knowledge of history.

Thanks for making me laugh.


36 posted on 03/19/2011 11:26:25 PM PDT by berdie (qill)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It would be so cool if they took back his nobel bs award


37 posted on 03/19/2011 11:38:56 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Charles Henrickson
9. We're locking this thread.

"A consensus of moderator have decided that this post violates this rule ==> Disrespectful nicknames, crude insults, or right-wing smears against Democrats."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

38 posted on 03/19/2011 11:44:50 PM PDT by DakotaRed (Why not just pass a law requiring criminals to obey the laws?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama’s Women Pushed War Against Libya
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2691411/posts


39 posted on 03/20/2011 1:14:17 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("You cannot invade the US There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." Yamamoto)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A consensus of moderator have decided that this post violates this rule ==> Disrespectful nicknames, crude insults, or right-wing smears against Democrats.

That is funny. No disrespect or insults are allowed for a dim, only Republicans.

40 posted on 03/20/2011 4:28:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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